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Do any of you people go to a strip tease show ... especially the women .... has anyone been to a chippendale type show or been to see a male stripper.
Was wondering how much interest there was in this topic to see if it was worth organising a group to go to a show.
DD
Hiya DD passionkiss
I cant believe I'm 45 years old and never ever seen a stripper rolleyes (not for want of trying)
What a sheltered life I lead (sigh)
:shock: i just get redface carnt think why confused
I've never seen male strippers live but what I've seen of them on telly it just doesn't appeal to me. Strippers aren't my thing anyway, I think I just generally miss the point :confused:
i went to see a group of male strippers years ago on a m8s hen night, its was ok was a laugh but not really sexy or a turn on but then i don't think they are supposed to be.
I've been to see a stripper but it was years ago. I was only about 17/18 and wanted the floor to open up and swallow me. I hated it rolleyes
I don't really see the point of watching something I can't have now though :rascal:
I much prefer one on one strip shows in privacy of bedroom rather than seedy strip joints,but obviously a lot of people do prefer the clubs otherwise none of them would to their own. smile
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've been to see a stripper but it was years ago. I was only about 17/18

can u remember that far back? bolt
runs and bolts all the doors
I have spent a large portion of my time (and money) on strippers and it's been worth every penny biggrin
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I've been to see a stripper but it was years ago. I was only about 17/18

can u remember that far back? bolt
runs and bolts all the doors
You cheeky Brummie cow mad :x :x :x :x
lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've been to see a stripper but it was years ago. I was only about 17/18

can u remember that far back? bolt
runs and bolts all the doors
You cheeky Brummie cow mad :x :x :x :x
lol
passionkiss
All the women I know that have been to a stripper evening say they don't get horny as they treat it as a big laugh and just a good night out getting drunk and being loud.
Not sure the ladies on this site need any encouragement as it is! biggrin
Went a couple of times on Hen parties
1st one i got taken on stage redface was embarassed as hell
2nd one A guy dipped his oily cock in my lager mad I didnt half kick up a fuss
have any of the ladies here had a dance from a female stripper?
Quote by Vicky_uk
2nd one A guy dipped his oily cock in my lager mad I didnt half kick up a fuss

PMSL i can't just imagine you lol
Quote by hotscottishsam
have any of the ladies here had a dance from a female stripper?

i kinda have, she was a lap dancer but it wasn't in a club was a friend of a friend and was at her house.
does that count?
though not lol
Quote by devondelight
Do any of you people go to a strip tease show ... especially the women .... has anyone been to a chippendale type show or been to see a male stripper.
Was wondering how much interest there was in this topic to see if it was worth organising a group to go to a show.
DD

Oh well obviously not much interest .. will have to tell my brother in law and the next door neighbour to put their kegs back on rolleyes
Another brain wave gone to the wall
DD
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i kinda have, she was a lap dancer but it wasn't in a club was a friend of a friend and was at her house.
does that count?
though not lol

that's the kind of friend i'd like to have: free lap dances! fantastic! biggrin
Quote by hotscottishsam
i kinda have, she was a lap dancer but it wasn't in a club was a friend of a friend and was at her house.
does that count?
though not lol

that's the kind of friend i'd like to have: free lap dances! fantastic! biggrin
well she was kinda just showing me what she did, was a girly moment wink
I've never been to Chippendales shows, they always seem very cheesy! However, I did go to a strip club in Las Vegas where the upper level was solely male strippers, it was an interesting experience!! Lots of hustling for lap dances as soon as we arrived which was a bit off putting but the stage show was fantastic.....I paid for a lapdance and it was the least sexy thing ever but lots of fun, I still have a photo somewhere of my dancer, bent over in front of me with a bright red hand print on his backside from the spanking he insisted I gave him.
Good seedy fun and it was funny to see the very vocal girls in the group suddenly get red faced and quiet lol
Herewith my response on two levels.
1. Me watching female strippers. I have whiled away many an hour happily before catching a train back from Kings Cross at a striptease pub round the corner. You stick your money in the pint glass the girl brings round then watch her strip off whilst drinking your pint of real ale, marvellous. High Wycombe is the place to go for female pub strippers, wow what a day I had there. I have had a couple of lapdances but its a rapid way to blow away money.
2. Me stripping for females. Two or three times recently I have stripped off on webcam for some women in a chatroom and I really enjoyed it (so did they wink ). I'd love to have a go stripping off in front of a real group of women rather than over the webcam so if you do organise an evening DD and want to save some bucks, I will strip off for you all, but my scrawny skinny white body might not be what you had in mind :cry:
Plus of course unlike these professional dancers who have rules and regulations about what they can and cant do, I'm very easy going in the company women :wink: biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
I've only seen a striptease show once at a pub in long eaton... wasnt a turn on at the time at all, good laugh tho...
I did swing a couple of times with an ex P3 girl who worked at a well known club chain, have to say she was one of the sweetest people I've known with no pretentions, but lets just say her, and the other girls at the clubs, views on the punters and how enjoyable their job is is on a par with how most people feel about work and annoying customers, lol.
Pub strippers are the most common event in London. I often go to Browns down at Shoreditch. There are women doing the stage strips and bottling for change. Generally not bad.
There are other women doing lap dances in a secluded section of the pub. These women use any kind of contact as an arrangement to do a dance, so be careful you don't say something and then find yourself expected to hire them. Which is what happened my first time, but she did a nice little dance for me.
At some point at the end of the dance she does a full on fanny flash, right up close. She won't repeat it if you miss your chance. So its eyes peeled all the way through folks.
One time I was there two wanker business guys in crappy metallic suits got slung out for being arseholes with the women. When I left they were still trying to get back in. The bouncers were just pushing them about as they were slightly drunk and continuing to be tossers.
I haven't tried the Paul Raymond Revue bar, or Spearmint Rhino. They just look too expensive, but they are genuine clubs, unlike the clip joints.
Enjoyment of stripping has a lot to do with the surroundings and atmosphere. Some women do a floorshow in a grotty pub. I don't find that too entertaining. But that's us Brits eh? In other countries they dedicate a venue for stripping and the women prefer it and perform happily and well.
If a woman does a good performance I like it. I once saw woman in Canada doing a roadhouse. She was not in the mood. She came on stage naked except some kind of cape, and held her arms out like a bat and walked around in a circle for three minutes. Absolutely hopeless.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
2nd one A guy dipped his oily cock in my lager mad I didnt half kick up a fuss

PMSL i can't just imagine you lol
He came over afterwards and bought me a double vodka and coke so I forgave him :lol:
Quote by Vicky_uk
2nd one A guy dipped his oily cock in my lager mad I didnt half kick up a fuss

PMSL i can't just imagine you lol
He came over afterwards and bought me a double vodka and coke so I forgave him :lol:
What did he dip in that? :shock:
Quote by Vicky_uk
2nd one A guy dipped his oily cock in my lager mad I didnt half kick up a fuss

PMSL i can't just imagine you lol
He came over afterwards and bought me a double vodka and coke so I forgave him :lol:
Didn't you wipe the oil away and have a suck??????????? :lol:
Only been to a live sex show in Amsterdam does that count. People don't believe me but it was my wife that wanted to go and watch lol
Quote by Ice Pie
2nd one A guy dipped his oily cock in my lager mad I didnt half kick up a fuss

PMSL i can't just imagine you lol
He came over afterwards and bought me a double vodka and coke so I forgave him :lol:
What did he dip in that? :shock:
nothing this time thank god biggrin
sarah will tell you all about it later wink
Used to go on Hen nights to see the strippers, was a laugh then, well i was only about 18, but now with swinging in our life, its a case of...why stop and look in the sweet shop window when I can go in and buy the sweets instead wink rolleyes
I saw a sex show in Amsterdam. I think they run 24/7. Anyway it was a big venue, so visibility was best at the front. They sold beer and snacks. They took in busloads of tourists, probably students from around the world on non stop tours, to fill out the seats.
The performers were fine and really fucked etc. Some fo the scenarios were quite imaginative and arty. Well performed. Its not easy getting a stiffy in front of a crowd.
The crowd were fine. Generally gobsmacked and struck dumb. Absolutely ideal, if you are an amateur performer.
All this needs a good deal of getting used to if you are to relax and focus on something you can enjoy.