If you could be stuck in a lift with somebody, who would it be?
(think posh glass elevator on the side on of building, high up! ;) And no lift repair people! lol)
Mine would randomly be....
Shania Twain
Don't ask me why, but I find her strangely attractive! Plus when I've finished entertaining her, she can sing me a song! lol
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Stuck in a lift
Sex God
Steven Gerrard
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Orgasminator
Bugger just the one person, I'm greedy!!
Ermmmmmmmmmm it would have to be, after careful consideration......Colin Farrell cos damn he just looks so dirty (but in a good way) :twisted:
Ermmmmmmmmmm it would have to be, after careful consideration......Colin Farrell cos damn he just looks so dirty (but in a good way) :twisted:
I can totally understand Stevie G if only for his legs! But if I had to listen to his scouse accent for hours......... (no offence meant)
So I would choose Gordon Brown! Not to shag him (ewwwww) but to have his undivided attention and he couldn't excape! I would tell him what I think is wrong with the country, and I know it would make not a spot of difference but it would make me feel good for a short while!!
So I would choose Gordon Brown! Not to shag him (ewwwww) but to have his undivided attention and he couldn't excape! I would tell him what I think is wrong with the country, and I know it would make not a spot of difference but it would make me feel good for a short while!!
Orgasminator
Quote by keeno
Miss_B_Having
Cos she's on line now and I like a flirt
Sex God
I can think of a cpl of ladies from here that would fit the bill quite nicely :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I can think of a cpl of ladies from here that would fit the bill quite nicely :rascal:
don't be shy.........
It wouldnt be fair on the ladies in question to burden them with the fact they are desired by me :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I can think of a cpl of ladies from here that would fit the bill quite nicely :rascal:
don't be shy.........
It wouldnt be fair on the ladies in question to burden them with the fact they are desired by me :lol2:
Its ok Steve i already know
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by splendid_
I, for one, have never considered it a burden. :-)
Your just trying to get me to reveal my deepset desires aren't you ;-)
I'm faaaaar too shy to do such a thing.....
Sex God
Strangely, don't ask me why, at this moment in time stuck in that lift it would be Ruby Wax
Sexpert
ohhh......
errrmmmm ...
Pink..... or George Cloony (did I spell that right? lol)
Ohhh I cant decide.....
There are a few others too..... but you dont say how big the life is six....
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errrmmmm ...
Pink..... or George Cloony (did I spell that right? lol)
Ohhh I cant decide.....
There are a few others too..... but you dont say how big the life is six....
:giggle:
Quote by Sixfootsix
If you could be stuck in a lift with somebody, who would it be?
(think posh glass elevator on the side on of building, high up! ;) And no lift repair people! lol)
Mine would randomly be....
Shania Twain
Don't ask me why, but I find her strangely attractive! Plus when I've finished entertaining her, she can sing me a song! lol
My signature tune is this you might not have her, but at least you can have a listen!! :twisted:
Sex God
I'm sorry Elvis by i couldn't help myself 
To the tune of Suspicious minds
We're stuck in a lift
we cant get out
Because its broken real bad babyyyy
I know I can't see
An alarm bell near me
And its getting really really scary
We cant go up together
When it dont move
We cant go down either
When it dont move
Have you a phone on you
start dialing quick
Maybe we wont be to long in here
its working again!
Mistake no it aint
Im really worried now
the wet patch yes its real
Oh let the brigade arrive
And our fears not realised
hope they hear our cries
grounds a long way below
the lifts started to go
phew Oh yeah yeah!
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To the tune of Suspicious minds
We're stuck in a lift
we cant get out
Because its broken real bad babyyyy
I know I can't see
An alarm bell near me
And its getting really really scary
We cant go up together
When it dont move
We cant go down either
When it dont move
Have you a phone on you
start dialing quick
Maybe we wont be to long in here
its working again!
Mistake no it aint
Im really worried now
the wet patch yes its real
Oh let the brigade arrive
And our fears not realised
hope they hear our cries
grounds a long way below
the lifts started to go
phew Oh yeah yeah!
_________________
Sex God
Oooh, good question Sixfoot!
And Lost, am lovin' your work!
Who would I be stuck in a lift with?
Do I need to say? Prince, of course... :smug:
And Lost, am lovin' your work!
Who would I be stuck in a lift with?
Do I need to say? Prince, of course... :smug:
Sexlightened
my person isn't famous or well known but i would love to be stuck in a lift with my husband :inlove:
:twisted: then maybe we might get a bit of us time away from our little asset drainers who have the almost uncanny knack of timing their interuptions to perfection :twisted:
:twisted: then maybe we might get a bit of us time away from our little asset drainers who have the almost uncanny knack of timing their interuptions to perfection :twisted:
Quote by Sixfootsix
Actually, scratch my original idea.
I'd like to be stuck in the lift with the swedish national female beach volleyball team and a giant can of "Instahorn (TM) pheromone" spray.
Those lucky, lucky ladies. lol
Typical man changes his mind like the weather!
you are so fickle
But do you really think you could cope? :P
