A girl asked my star sign. I said Libra - love.
Two clergymen were trying to get into the convent. The mother superior shouted out the window, “Bishop, stop ringing the bell, the dean can (k)
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BLEST as the immortal gods is he,
The youth who fondly sits by thee,
And hears and sees thee, all the while,
Softly speaks and sweetly smile.
'Twas this deprived my soul of rest,
And raised such tumults in my breast;
For, while I gazed, in transport tossed,
My breath was gone, my voice was lost;
My bosom glowed; the subtle flame
Ran quick through all my vital frame;
O'er my dim eyes a darkness hung;
My ears with hollow murmurs rung;
In dewy damps my limbs were chilled;
My blood with gentle horrors thrilled:
My feeble pulse forgot to play;
I fainted, sunk, and died away.
oops sorry guys. i know i'm meant to be making up a line, but i was just reading a poem by sappho!
two for the price of one here! i spelt poem as pm earlier, and it possibly seemed to be bragging. it was a completely freudian slip! i wish! but obviously i'd be happy to ever have had a pm from sappho!
neil x x x ;-)
The youth who fondly sits by thee,
And hears and sees thee, all the while,
Softly speaks and sweetly smile.
'Twas this deprived my soul of rest,
And raised such tumults in my breast;
For, while I gazed, in transport tossed,
My breath was gone, my voice was lost;
My bosom glowed; the subtle flame
Ran quick through all my vital frame;
O'er my dim eyes a darkness hung;
My ears with hollow murmurs rung;
In dewy damps my limbs were chilled;
My blood with gentle horrors thrilled:
My feeble pulse forgot to play;
I fainted, sunk, and died away.
oops sorry guys. i know i'm meant to be making up a line, but i was just reading a poem by sappho!
two for the price of one here! i spelt poem as pm earlier, and it possibly seemed to be bragging. it was a completely freudian slip! i wish! but obviously i'd be happy to ever have had a pm from sappho!
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
I thought about joining in this thread, then decided I'd rather watch Corrie.
Sex God
well don't know bout you guys but licking yer feet?? looks a right old Kinky Lizard!
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
Quote by Vix
Still, looks like it's clearing up out there, gonna be able to see some stars and stuff tonight, maybe even Venus n Mars.
well funny you should say that cos i had me telescope out last night
and i swear i saw Calista!neil x x x ;-)
:lol: :lol: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:? 
Sex God
after trying to keep warm wearing layers of clothes all winter - in the summer I just love commando
Orgasminator
I awoke one morning, it was dawn-mid september. I had gone camping with a mate neil, in leeds. we had suffered colds all summer and had used all our vix, while dave jerked off overjudys tv.
Meanwhile in warwick robbie came over all wibblywobbly, but the redhot action was mindblowing
Meanwhile in warwick robbie came over all wibblywobbly, but the redhot action was mindblowing
Sexlightened
It's good to see everything getting back to normal 
Sex God
It's only getting back to normal if we're getting up to MISSCHIEF.
Sex God
I went to California a couple of years ago and met a famous person. I can't divulge the actual name, let's just refer to them as a Cali Star
