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stupidest thing you have ever done.

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Quote by Resonance
Artex confusion.

rotflmao That was funny!
Not for me it wasn't, you didn't see where Splendid put the paintbrushes... :shock:
On her fireplace?!
bolt
Quote by Mark_July
Fallen off a stationary horse! lol

Not during filming i trust.... :shock:
Nope in front of my riding instructor and a class members......the horse looked down at me, as much to say I didn't move..............
Quote by Sarah
Fallen off a stationary horse! lol

Not during filming i trust.... :shock:
Nope in front of my riding instructor and a class members......the horse looked down at me, as much to say I didn't move..............
Was probably looking at that rather lovely bum.... redface
Quote by Sarah
Fallen off a stationary horse! lol

Not during filming i trust.... :shock:
Nope in front of my riding instructor and a class members......the horse looked down at me, as much to say I didn't move..............
Oh Sarah - I empathise!
I used to be Queen of the Completely-Innocuous-Looking-Yet-Bloody-Painful-and-Embarassing fall. I was a legend at the stables an in my local A&E... I remember one consultant politely suggested the horse should possibly be put down!
Then I did actually seriously injure myself and the riding (horses) got shelved.
Quote by noladreams
Artex confusion.

rotflmao That was funny!
Not for me it wasn't, you didn't see where Splendid put the paintbrushes... :shock:
On her fireplace?!
bolt
not even fucking funny. rolleyes
Quote by splendid_
Artex confusion.

rotflmao That was funny!
Not for me it wasn't, you didn't see where Splendid put the paintbrushes... :shock:
On her fireplace?!
bolt
not even fucking funny. rolleyes
Aww Cheer up you old bugger...at least we know the drapes match the carpet.
Quote by splendid_
Artex confusion.

rotflmao That was funny!
Not for me it wasn't, you didn't see where Splendid put the paintbrushes... :shock:
On her fireplace?!
bolt
not even fucking funny. rolleyes
you don't know that you were too busy looking at the feckin ceiling.
I put a pair of socks in my underpants drawer once, didnt realise until i had got to work and worried about it all day.
Quote by Ben_welshminx
I put a pair of socks in my underpants drawer once, didnt realise until i had got to work and worried about it all day.

Hehe I read that as "I put a pair of socks in my underpants once" :giggle:
That reminds me of
Most stupid thing I've ever done? Has to be not going to the doctors 7 years before I did. Fucked up almost everything I kid you not. I just thank god or whoever that my wife loves me with out logic or reason because bloody hell she's given me more than enough reason to love her for a million lifetimes.
Quote by Lost
Most stupid thing I've ever done? Has to be not going to the doctors 7 years before I did. Fucked up almost everything I kid you not. I just thank god or whoever that my wife loves me with out logic or reason because bloody hell she's given me more than enough reason to love her for a million lifetimes.

That's nice... :love:
Quote by Lost
Most stupid thing I've ever done? Has to be not going to the doctors 7 years before I did. Fucked up almost everything I kid you not. I just thank god or whoever that my wife loves me with out logic or reason because bloody hell she's given me more than enough reason to love her for a million lifetimes.

Awwww Lost, you big softy smile
Quote by Lost
Most stupid thing I've ever done? Has to be not going to the doctors 7 years before I did. Fucked up almost everything I kid you not. I just thank god or whoever that my wife loves me with out logic or reason because bloody hell she's given me more than enough reason to love her for a million lifetimes.

Lost, your late night ramblings occasionally border on the poetic. This is simply lovely kiss
told oor lass where the glue was 30 mins before we were due on a meet she then glued her hand to her eye ,dont really think the cpl beleived me er excuse :shock:
oh and once give oral to a fem after a curry neet at hers really thout she was mega enjoying it the way she moved lol
I did this:

Landed at the other side, expecting to feel exilerated. Just felt empty and foolish. Other than that, freerunning is awesome thought.
Quote by Anoush
I did this:

Landed at the other side, expecting to feel exilerated. Just felt empty and foolish. Other than that, freerunning is awesome thought.

Because of the way the store I work has been designed, we get a lot of kids in doing this rolleyes All I can say is that climbing up 50 or so feet up Pallet racking and jumping from the escalators is not my idea of fun.
Nor is as a first aider having to try to help them to the Ambulance..... :roll:
(Not a dig at you Anoush, but half fecking term and the kids have feck all better to do... mad )
yeah, Dlep, I know exactly what you are talking about.
In the freerun world, im a bit of and "oldskooler". these kids come along with some crazy testosterone coursing through them, and do some stuff that is simply poorly calculated. Then they get injured, and we all get a bad rep.
Im all for calculated risk. That is what freerun is about. And when you are doing a shoot, thats what you have to stand up for. But when the juice is running through their veins, these kids forget. sad
EDIT: sorry for the mini hijack. back on track now :censored:
Silliest things ... there are loads but heres a recent one that involves us both biggrin
We had a female over for the evening who we had not seen for a loooong time. Not swinging related though. Some of the conversation got quite deep and meaningful as theres some history with this person. After a few drinks our guests pipes up and says
"Im going to tell you something ..... Im a naturist"
I could see Mrs Tweeky thinking at this point not knowing that she was putting 2 + 2 together and making 5. All excited looking Mrs Tweeky says
"A naturist! Do you know where Chameleons is?"
There was a silence and I was kind of expecting a confused answer or a return question but our guest came out with
"No I'm a naturist, not a swinger"
Now its dawned on me that our guest knows what Chameleons is so I am sat deliberately not looking at them but at the telly and having a good chortle. When I next look our guest is giving me a bit of a glare surprised I'm not sure if the glare was because they think I turned Mrs Tweeky into a swinger or if they think I was laughing at them for being a naturist. I dont care to ask to be honest.
reading the OP and going hmmmmmm wink