Success --- met this sexy lady tonight

17 Jan 2005

:D :D :D WOW, new to this site and tonight I met this stunning lady. We had a drink and then went back to her place and it was the best sex I'd had for years. If this is the response from the chicks on this site then I want more :D :D :D :D :D
Never thought it was going to be this easy to get a lay, keep trying chaps, it works

17 Jan 2005

Quote by baronS
Never thought it was going to be this easy to get a lay, keep trying chaps, it works

I can't believe you wrote that.

17 Jan 2005

Quote by baronS
:D :D :D WOW, new to this site and tonight I met this stunning lady. We had a drink and then went back to her place and it was the best sex I'd had for years. If this is the response from the chicks on this site then I want more :D :D :D :D :D
Never thought it was going to be this easy to get a lay, keep trying chaps, it works

something tells me this will be your last. from this site!!!
swinging aint about a "easy lay".
JGL

17 Jan 2005

Time for a Homer-like
D'oh!
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

17 Jan 2005

:upset: TO ALL THE GIRLS OUT THERE :upset:
If the you're not the young lady mentioned in this guy's post, then thank your lucky stars. If you were the young lady, I feel very sorry for you. I doubt that anyone wants to be known as or feel that they were an easy lay.
Shame on you baronS :!: :!: :!:

17 Jan 2005

:roll: :roll: Tosser!
And no it wasn't me

17 Jan 2005

as this is his is first post and he has only just joined today......something tells me he has an over active imagination !!!!
and i guess after this it might just be the only thing that is active !!!!

17 Jan 2005

Ah right - well spotted Dean, so we think he's a 14 year old erk who's nipped on the pc while his mum and dad are asleep.
Right - explains everything.
lol

17 Jan 2005

Maybe he just had an overimaginative wank?? rolleyes

17 Jan 2005

Quote by baronS
:D :D :D WOW, new to this site and tonight I met this stunning lady. We had a drink and then went back to her place and it was the best sex I'd had for years. If this is the response from the chicks on this site then I want more :D :D :D :D :D
Never thought it was going to be this easy to get a lay, keep trying chaps, it works

Yeah right.
Lb

17 Jan 2005

Quote by baronS
keep trying chaps, it works

We know, but thanks anyway. rolleyes

17 Jan 2005

yea post was made at am...he joined today the 17th according to his profile....so persuming he joined at just after midnight....he PMed someone for an easy lay...popped round did the business and then come back on here..all within one hour !!!!!
he couldn'y have been that good now could he...
I smell the very strong odour..of Bullshit !!!

17 Jan 2005

Quote by deancannock
I smell the very strong odour..of Bullshit !!!

I'm inclined to agree.
I often see complaints that newbies get ganged up on and made to feel disrespected. Well OK, it's a fair cop, but really, sometimes it's hard not to. Some people just ask for it, and this is a case in point.

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I smell the very strong odour..of Bullshit !!!

I'm inclined to agree.
I often see complaints that newbies get ganged up on and made to feel disrespected. Well OK, it's a fair cop, but really, sometimes it's hard not to. Some people just ask for it, and this is a case in point.
You are being a bit harsh, Ice. I joined 5 mins ago, PM'd some foxy chick, luckily she lived close by, she immediately came round . I shagged her senseless and then she left. The whole operation - 10 mins.
Wow , this site really rocks!!!
Paul

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Fun365
You are being a bit harsh, Ice. I joined 5 mins ago, PM'd some foxy chick, luckily she lived close by, she immediately came round . I shagged her senseless and then she left. The whole operation - 10 mins.
Wow , this site really rocks!!!
Paul

OK, stud, I take it back. ;)

17 Jan 2005

Hans Anderson Fairy Tales :!:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by deancannock
yea post was made at am...he joined today the 17th according to his profile....so persuming he joined at just after midnight....he PMed someone for an easy lay...popped round did the business and then come back on here..all within one hour !!!!!
he couldn'y have been that good now could he...
I smell the very strong odour..of Bullshit !!!

pmsl sad but more than likely true
Just a shame the errrr lucky(?) lady hasn't come to tell her side of the story
Maybe she needs a puncture repair kit :idea:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV
I am declaring 2005....................................... The Year of The Dream
Judy.....loves a good dream

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I don't know - but for all you newbie guys out there who have complained about how you aren't taken seriously - well - this is why!!
Being devils avocado though - he could have had an ad posted before joining the forum. Although I somehow doubt it!

17 Jan 2005

Quote by baronS
If this is the response from the chicks on this site then I want more :D :D :D :D
Never thought it was going to be this easy to get a lay, keep trying chaps, it works

Me thinks he has strangled the goose that layed the golden egg (just to keep the poultry theme going)
I was going to add something with the word 'fowl' in - but I can't be arsed.
PS: baronS - happy wanking! rotflmao

17 Jan 2005

Erm, well, it is possible that the contact with this "chick" was made via the ads section earlier than last night, rather than via the forum at midnight, but even so, it's a fantastic performance... with the emphasis on the "fantasy" bit.
Mike.

17 Jan 2005

Will the 'easy lay' please stand up and be counted?
*looks around...... innocent

.... :whistling: ..... :whistling: .......*
:doh: She'll be blissfully asleep still, from the expert shagging she got last night - oops this morning
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Here's to a swift deactivation eh folks
Bev
xx

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Bignetsuke bird
:upset: TO ALL THE GIRLS OUT THERE :upset:
If the you're not the young lady mentioned in this guy's post, then thank your lucky stars. If you were the young lady, I feel very sorry for you. I doubt that anyone wants to be known as or feel that they were an easy lay.
Shame on you baronS :!: :!: :!:

No, No, No. If you are the young lady mentioned - get your own back and let us know how crap it was!!!!! lol

:twisted:

17 Jan 2005

I think we should keep his post for posterity then when the next newbie moans that he/she can't get a quick shag, we can direct him/her to it and prove that the site works.
Sod patience, we're all just cynical gits!
Bev
xx

17 Jan 2005

Well I have been on and off the scene for the past 15yrs and I aint had an easy lay yet..in fact I aint been laid yet..so if that sexy lady is reading these posts please can you pm me and I'll try my hardest to seduce..whoo...and even make love to you..lol
Why do some guys have all the luck!!!
What have I done wrong..lol

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Al_mighty
Well I have been on and off the scene for the past 15yrs and I aint had an easy lay yet..

You have never asked me! :twisted:

17 Jan 2005

What a lot of jealous idiots there are. Just because a guy has success, the rest of you bums hate it because you are failures.
Have you really nothing better to do with your sad little lives ????
I advertised on this site and all I got back were 100's of emails from plebs and timewasters, so called men with brains in their dicks. From reading this forum, it appears that most are kids or brain dead
I deleted my ad, never to do it again, none of you real you just want to wind up people.
PS: TO THE PLONKERS WHO WANT TO GET THE LAST WORD:-------
I WILL NEVER ENTER THIS FORUM AGAIN SO PLAY WITH YOURSELVES OK
Katlady

17 Jan 2005

WTF was that???

17 Jan 2005

Was she 'the one', do you think, and he was really a crap shag lol

:lol:
Mike and Rainbows, he said he was new to the site dunno

Bev
xx

17 Jan 2005

I don't think it will come as much of a surprise to you but katylady_coolchick and baronS appears to be the same person biggrin

Move along, nothing to see here now dunno

17 Jan 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so he was having a wank then ??
Bev
xx