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awol
Orgasminator
Customer; Worcester sauce crisps please.
Shopkeeper ; Sorry can't, its off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer; Oh right, Chinese Chicken wings please
Shopkeeper; Ah that's the same, cancer scare
Customer; Hamburger relish ?
shopkeeper; Cancer scare
Customer; Sausage & mash ?
Shopkeeper; Cancer Scare
Customer; Cottage pie?
Shopkeeper; Yes,... no wait, cancer scare.
Customer; So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare ?
Shopkeeper; Yes
Customer;(sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then
Shopkeepe; Certainly please
Customer Thanks
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lil_miz_naughty_0204
Sex God
:shock: you know the sad thing about this is that it is so true. Shop owners rush foods off their shelfs quicker than you can say death but cigarettes dont shift even though they are responsible for so many deaths each year. rolleyes
awol
Orgasminator
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:shock: you know the sad thing about this is that it is so true. Shop owners rush foods off their shelfs quicker than you can say death but cigarettes dont shift even though they are responsible for so many deaths each year. rolleyes

yes, you're right - it's one of the ironies of modern life isn't it?
Miss__Red
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
lil_miz_naughty_0204
Sex God
unfortunately yes!!!! And it's a shame!!!
I'm very proud that I dont smoke :smug:
cricket68
Warming the Bed
£££££Excise Duty =why not prohibited. Govts receive millions
Lazeeboy
Sex God
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:shock: you know the sad thing about this is that it is so true. Shop owners rush foods off their shelfs quicker than you can say death but cigarettes dont shift even though they are responsible for so many deaths each year. rolleyes

Deaths?Fags?Surely we should be told?
Lb confused
Happy__Cat
Sex God
I thought it was a football score -
Sudan 1 Scotland 0
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I'm very proud that I dont smoke :smug:

That's like saying
"I'm so proud that I don't stick pins in my eyes."
I'm really happy with myself that I don't stink of piss all of the time."
"Aren't I clever, this year I did't get my wallet out and burn £1750 just for the hell of it."
Chris
Unknown User
Quote by marmalaid
I'm very proud that I dont smoke :smug:

That's like saying
"I'm so proud that I don't stick pins in my eyes."
I'm really happy with myself that I don't stink of piss all of the time."
"Aren't I clever, this year I did't get my wallet out and burn £1750 just for the hell of it."
Chris
Cynical aren't you??
lol
Minx xx
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I'm very proud that I dont smoke :smug:

That's like saying
"I'm so proud that I don't stick pins in my eyes."
I'm really happy with myself that I don't stink of piss all of the time."
"Aren't I clever, this year I did't get my wallet out and burn £1750 just for the hell of it."
Chris
Cynical aren't you??
lol
Minx xx
Woof woof!
Unknown User
Im bad I do smoke sad Least they havent taken the fags off the shelf yet!! Helps kill the hunger cravings for all the food they taken off the shelves?? confused :shock: