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Swallowed Penny - old joke

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A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a penny.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the penny and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies. "I work for the Inland Revenue."
As a disclaimer to any of HM Tax Inspectors reading this lame joke - I am fully up to date and have nothing to hide and admire your work
Yosarian
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"No," the woman replies. "I work for the Inland Revenue."
As a disclaimer to any of HM Tax Inspectors reading this lame joke - I am fully up to date and have nothing to hide and admire your work
Yosarian

For once I am saying nothing!!!! wink
Gman
I was waiting for you to show up Gman!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I used to be a Tax Officer (HG) many moons ago - you should feel my grip!
just kidding - nice one Yosarian!
As long as no civil servants - ex or otherwise have taken offence.... lol
Just checkin the Northants records as we speak!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gman
Dammit Yosarian , what have you gone and done!
dammit ... it is a 24/7 job.... if only Ihad real addies.... wink smile :wink: :)
Gman.... clocks off for the niht!