Swingers Handshake

28 Mar 2005

This might be the right place to post this but hey! I'm an innocent lol
Has anyone ever thought of or developed a swingers handshake... could be handy when you meet someone... just so that you know.
Just a thought :swingingchair:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Steel
This might be the right place to post this but hey! I'm an innocent lol
Has anyone ever thought of or developed a swingers handshake... could be handy when you meet someone... just so that you know.
Just a thought :swingingchair:

Would you have to use the 'other' hand? :shock: biggrin

28 Mar 2005

what , like shake their cock biggrin

sounds good to me wink

28 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
what , like shake their cock sounds good to me

Im sure it can be arranged ;)

28 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
what , like shake their cock sounds good to me

Is that Red or Dino? :shock: lol

28 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
what , like shake their cock sounds good to me

You know somehow I feel marginalised here! :shock: cool

28 Mar 2005

We could do a thing like the Freemasons roll up a trouser leg, that is assuming you have a leg some dont.
I normally find tickling the other persons hand with middle finger indicates you are a player does not go down well with my bosses though lol
Maybe Rimmer off Red Dwarfs' salute could be the sign

28 Mar 2005

What do you do if a guy is a Freemason and a swinger?

28 Mar 2005

I think we should come up with something. Would make it so much simpler for those who look but haven't got the guts to say or do anything about it.

28 Mar 2005

Maybe we could have a badge or something ??
bolt

:bolt: :bolt:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
Maybe we could have a badge or something ??
:bolt: :bolt:

Oh you bad man

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

28 Mar 2005

We could adapt a Mcdonalds badge.....I'm sharin it!

28 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Oh you bad man
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Why, thank you Miss kiss

28 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster

Oh you bad man
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Why, thank you Miss kiss

You weren't supposed to enjoy that :shock: lol

28 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
You weren't supposed to enjoy that :shock:

Sorry Miss :hangheadinshame: redface

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
what , like shake their cock sounds good to me

You know somehow I feel marginalised here! :shock: cool

I'm sure a compromise could be found, & I volunteer to help with any research. :wink: .... shaking things, touching things, stroking things :P

28 Mar 2005

Quote by HungryP
what , like shake their cock sounds good to me

You know somehow I feel marginalised here! :shock: cool

I'm sure a compromise could be found, & I volunteer to help with any research. :wink: .... shaking things, touching things, stroking things :P
You're a very generous man to give of your time so freely for research purposes, HungryP lol

28 Mar 2005

Ah well, that's another C-- LOCK THREAD locked.
Let's see what we can do here.
bolt

:bolt: :bolt:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
Ah well, that's another C-- LOCK THREAD locked.
Let's see what we can do here
:bolt: :bolt:

Well you're either brave or bolloxed lol

28 Mar 2005

Maybe we could set up a website for swingers. rolleyes

28 Mar 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Maybe we could set up a website for swingers.

Naaaaaaaa, that'd never work - would it?

28 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Well you're either brave or bolloxed

Or a combination thereof??
I'm going to work in a bit, so I'll be away all week. I can hide. Maybe :scared: bolt

28 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster

Well you're either brave or bolloxed

Or a combination thereof??
I'm going to work in a bit, so I'll be away all week. I can hide. Maybe :scared: bolt

You'll have to hide whilst you regrow your 'tache, or Vix might try to get you :shock: :lol:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
. . . . . . . . Vix might try to get you :shock:

I should be so feckin lucky :shock:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
. . . . . . . . Vix might try to get you :shock:

I should be so feckin lucky :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
You're a very generous man to give of your time so freely for research purposes, HungryP

Actually, I feel I may have a talent for this sort of thing, & could take it up full time. I would of course require an assistant. Feel free to apply for the position, Freckles. You definitely have an excellent chance of being............. appointed! :P :P :P

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
what , like shake their cock sounds good to me

You know somehow I feel marginalised here! :shock: cool

Hmm, let's look around, I'm sure I have a cock around here somewhere that I could slip you surreptitiously.

29 Mar 2005

Quote by HungryP
You're a very generous man to give of your time so freely for research purposes, HungryP

Actually, I feel I may have a talent for this sort of thing, & could take it up full time. I would of course require an assistant. Feel free to apply for the position, Freckles. You definitely have an excellent chance of being............. appointed! :P :P :P
Is this one of those jobs where it's not what you know, but who you know?
When's my interview likely to be? And is it 1-1 or an interview panel?
Will you be needing me to do a practical demonstration?

29 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Actually, I feel I may have a talent for this sort of thing, & could take it up full time. I would of course require an assistant. Feel free to apply for the position, Freckles. You definitely have an excellent chance of being............. appointed! :P :P :P

Is this one of those jobs where it's not what you know, but who you know?
When's my interview likely to be? And is it 1-1 or an interview panel?
Will you be needing me to do a practical demonstration?
Practical skills would certainly be very important. :jagsatwork:

29 Mar 2005

I was inspired by earlier postings in this thread to come up with a coupla badge ideas...The monkey one, for those for whom senility is an early experience, is of King Louie, rather famously the "King of the Swingers!"

Hope you like!