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What has been your all-time best swinging experience and your all-time worst (so far), and in each case, why?
Obviously, you need to be careful not to identify anyone when telling your stories, as that would be in breach of the AUP...
My best?
Erm... I had an amazing night with a very special guy in a country house hotel in the north east. Oooh and then there were several three and more-somes with a certain former forumite. They were all very sexy. :rascal:
My worst?
Hmmm... possibly the rather unduly over-protective guy who took me to a swingers club & kinda freaked out if I made so much as eye contact with anyone. rolleyes Needless to say, that night was cut short. (He wasn't an SH-er though wink)
What about yours?
What made the best experience so good, nola?
I'm still thinking about my answer to my question!! Lol ... Just thought it would be interesting to hear some stories, as I'm sure there'll be people on the site with very colourful tales from their years in the scene! :-)
My worst meet was the guy who pestered me to meet him, i was busy tbh and had more than enough men to meet without him, but in the end i gave in and met him ..... he had said in emails that he was good looking (not that i care about that !), and his friends had told him he was rather large in the trouser department, however they must have been lying and so was he ! He had a very small cock that stunk to high heaven .... completly gross ... i rapidly left the hotel !
Worst experience, where should we start...we met a couple in a club one time and was getting on really well, so off we went to find a private room, whilst I was having sex with the female half of the couple, she starts to cry...so I stop and pull out, really worried that it was because of me....my wife then stops what she is doing, concerned for the other lady...it turns out that this couple is married but to other people, the guilt of not only cheating on her husband with the other fella but also going to swingers clubs to screw other guys was quite over whelming for her. Especially as it happens her husband was at home babysitting whilst she was suppose to be out with the girls.
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What made the best experience so good, nola?

Erm, it was so good because of who it was. We'd been flirting by PM, email, text & phone for a long while. Build ups can sometimes lead to a let down. In this case, he was every bit as amazing as I expected. Alas it was unfortunately a one-off. I will never regret it but my memories are a tad bittersweet.
The mucky group stuff with my bestest forum pal were just filth from beginning to end. Freakin' fantastic. wink
I think our best meet, was also the daftest meet and was nearly our worst meet all in one.
We had been chatting to someone on here for months and months, and via email and text, then new years day arrives and he jokingly asked if we fancied a brew, so I told him to get the kettle on as we was on our way.
Three hours later, I sent another text asking if the kettle was on as we was a couple of miles away (we had drove nearly 200 miles). The poor guy was gobsmaked, he didnt think I was serious when I said we would come over, but we all had a fantastic and very, very naughty time, meaning probably one of our best and daftest meets ever. However it also moved into the category of worst as I managed to catch his head with the heel on my boot (dont ask how I managed it) and I cut his head open, blood all over the place and a nice big open wound :shock:
Luckily he did forgive me, and when the stitches had been removed from his head, he did say we was welcome over anytime lol
Walking into Chameleons at a very young age of 47 with a 5 very pretty, very slim 18 year old girls attached by a lead and collar in a chain, the ego trip alone will be a lifetime experience to savour, the sexual memory will probably last longer than a lifetime, the surprise was how well behaved all the single guys were when we all started playing in a room, restricting themselves to watching only and never overstepping the boundaries.
The worst was a meet with a couple off here who "he" said were into the same things as us when it came to swinging/swapping but when "she" walked in she immediately told us he liked swinging but she was only into Domination and was a highly paid London Dominatrix not into swinging at all. She then spent the next few hours trying to dominate me until I had to ask them to leave as she would not accept that I did not wish to be dominated.
Its really interesting listening to peoples stories. I have only had two couples meets off here, one was great the other was not so great.
The first one was great cos we all got on brilliantly, found the whole experience quite amusing, and the vibe between the couple was wonderful to be around
The second one was not so good as the couple didn't communicate with each other very well. When we got down to it, he then refused to have sex with her, which was all very bizarre, and really upset her. Then in the morning they were digging at each other even more, to the extent i would say they were arguing. Then she ended up in tears as she was upset about something they had done together previously. He took photos of the night, but then refused to let me have copies unless I went to see him one on one.
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Its really interesting listening to peoples stories. I have only had two couples meets off here, one was great the other was not so great.
The first one was great cos we all got on brilliantly, found the whole experience quite amusing, and the vibe between the couple was wonderful to be around
The second one was not so good as the couple didn't communicate with each other very well. When we got down to it, he then refused to have sex with her, which was all very bizarre, and really upset her. Then in the morning they were digging at each other even more, to the extent i would say they were arguing. Then she ended up in tears as she was upset about something they had done together previously. He took photos of the night, but then refused to let me have copies unless I went to see him one on one.

People like the second example you give should not be swinging in the first place. You know they say "You dont know what goes on behind closed doors". Well I suspect thats true for us all we all have that going out persona the one everyone see's when they see us out together having a good time having a laugh. Most peoples everyday self varies from that, few couples are perfect and most of us have the odd tiff or 10 lol When you cant keep a lid on it in front of other people though then I think your just doing damage to each other.
My best experience has to be a party we held last year.
Although most people who came (to the party lol ) had never met before, everyone just got on really well and it ended up as a bit of an orgy. Lots of laughter, nakedness and everybody together enjoying each other. There was no "keep him/her away from me", "I ain't playing with that couple" like you usually get when a significant group of swingers get together ... It was such a relaxed and enjoyable evening ... it's what it's all about! It was made all the more special because two very special friends were here with us. I don't have to mention names, they know who they are.
My worst experience was our first ever house meet.
We both had the day off work, kids were at school so we decided to find a couple to come round to ours for some fun. When they turned up they were nothing like the pictures they'd sent, (we never seen any face pictures). Although we'd been playing in clubs for years we were very new to the whole 'meet via internet' thing. They were awful!! They'd made absolutely no effort. He had greasy hair and she turned up in a scruffy t-shirt and leggings and I've never heard anyone talk to much in my life!! Sooooo not our types! We didn't want to seem rude and turn them away so we decided to just go through with it.
Never again .... we learned a lot that day!!
(This couple were not from this site)
Don't know if this counts as 'swinging' - have trouble with the definition... bit thick ...
Worst - at tender age of 20 was on a bus on the way to an outdoor fetish party when an acquaintance, totally unprovoked, said 'I don't know why you brought condoms, your personality is contraceptive enough.' This made worse by the fact he'd misunderstood the theme, was wearing a grass skirt and coconut bra, and still felt he could diss me. :sad:
Best - a few hours later when another acquaintance and I were getting to know each other better - we could feel a really strange sensation - turns out the fence we were leaning on was electric (oops) - luckily two rather amused security guards directed us to the splendid mattresses provided for the purpose by the organisers ... and I found out later that grass-skirt boy had spent the entire evening hallucinating that he was trapped inside a kinder egg while I was having fun. Hah. flipa
My best swinging experience didnt involve sex but it was the turning point in my life .... a man kept asking to meet, i thought he was a couple at first but when i realised he wasnt i agreed to meet one night before he went to work, just to say hi and maybe arange a meet for more than a chat smile
We met in a supermarket carpark and that short meet i knew that i had met someone very special, i didnt think he would want to meet me again thou as im older than him but i was soooooooooo hopping he would ... we did meet again and again and again and we very quickly fell in love and have lived together for a few years now :)
Does anyone know how come my photo doesn't show when i post? Its on my profile. Do i need to change something?
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Does anyone know how come my photo doesn't show when i post? Its on my profile. Do i need to change something?

You've got mail. ;)
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Does anyone know how come my photo doesn't show when i post? Its on my profile. Do i need to change something?

You've got mail. ;)
Oooh - can I have mail too, please, Cubey! :bounce:
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Oooh - can I have mail too, please, Cubey! :bounce:
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Have you been on the Smarties again? :lol2:
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Oooh - can I have mail too, please, Cubey! :bounce:
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Have you been on the Smarties again? :lol2:
If by "smarties" you meant "several glasses of champagne and half a bottle of wine", then yes... I had been on the smarties when I wrote that post!! lol