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I have only just joined up though have been swinging or trying to for about a year and having just read several of the posting threads from the past couple of days from Mr Teen stud i can see why i have had err...... a bit of a struggle to convince people that im genuine, not mad or walk along the floor scraping my knuckles.
To call any female swinger married or not a virtual prostituteshows you know nothing about women.
It is perfectly understanable that a woman may want to have pleasure with out getting herself involved with a bloke, especially if he is like you.
If your still having trouble finding a clit i would suggest spec savers
To call any female swinger married or not a virtual prostituteshows you know nothing about women.
It is perfectly understanable that a woman may want to have pleasure with out getting herself involved with a bloke, especially if he is like you.
If your still having trouble finding a clit i would suggest spec savers
Sex God
Do you know what, teenstud.... I think it is well past your bed time.....
Say goodnight to the good people of Swinging Heaven (forever)
Say goodnight to the good people of Swinging Heaven (forever)
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Do you know what, teenstud.... I think it is well past your bed time.....
Say goodnight to the good people of Swinging Heaven (forever)
NOOOOOoooooo
We had just taught him how to sit on command too.
Our next trick was to roll over and even beg. Now that would of been something entertaining.
Mind you he was a bit brash and unkept.
Sex God
I did have a right ol' laugh at his previous name. Teenstud. How many times did RedHot get annoyed at his posts I don't know.
Obviously hasn't learnt a thing about any help given or any manners. Not even grown a decent personality yet, bless him.
Although it is fun to mock and practice our wit skills but isn't it about time we did have his 'good looking' (lol) arse outa here?
Obviously hasn't learnt a thing about any help given or any manners. Not even grown a decent personality yet, bless him.
Although it is fun to mock and practice our wit skills but isn't it about time we did have his 'good looking' (lol) arse outa here?
Sex God
Quote by Teenstud_return_69
Why some people arent who they say who they are?
Many people have been sussed out in the past for being fake, I travelled 200 miles to meet one which turned up to be a wind amount of single women on this site does not reflect the amount of single women you would find in a club(u cant say their not safe) in comparison to a public car park.
This all raises one or two eyebrows to me!
Now I put to you Sexysteph....PROVE IT! I bet u would like to tie me up and give me a seeing know I am worth it!
I may be a twat, but I am honest and not afraid to voice my opinion.
How do you know so much when you've only been on the forum for a few days?
You certainly don't appear to be experienced or worldly wise
and you're going to piss a lot of people off very quickly with all your sweeping generalisations. Oh, and the thesaurus/dictionary that someone suggested you swallowed - you might want to copy the words correctly if you're going to use them. Practise this in your next literacy lesson.
Sex God
Quote by Teenstud_return_69
I may be a twat
I don't think there is any doubt about it mate. You're a prize prick and no doubt in my mind at all
Quote by mattmoleman
I did have a right ol' laugh at his previous name. Teenstud. How many times did RedHot get annoyed at his posts I don't know.
I've lost count mate, but here's another time :roll: :x
Tracy-Jayne
ops: :oops: :oops:As he's gone, I thought I might post my reply to this bizarre unsolicited PM, on here. Because he'll not be able to log in and get his PM's now will he? And I do so want him to see this.
I read this threrad as I was concerned that I might have made an approach to him, so looked back on all his threads to check. Where I came upon this and read it. And got annoyed.
I am glad I wrote my PM reply before I read this thread. Here it is then:
About what?
No you haven't!
Thank you!
I don't and I won't!!
I read this threrad as I was concerned that I might have made an approach to him, so looked back on all his threads to check. Where I came upon this and read it. And got annoyed.
I am glad I wrote my PM reply before I read this thread. Here it is then:
Quote by Teenstud_return_69
Hi,
I you being serious,
About what?
I have sent you pics anyway!
No you haven't!
What you have done for charity is awesome,
Thank you!
You dont have to have sex with me because you feel sorry for me.
I don't and I won't!!
Quote by Silk and Big G
Ive had a look , but Ebay doesnt seem to have an 'Imbecile' section even in the 'other items' heading . D'you think i should try under hobbys ?
Try the collectables section - then search for weird, then if you still can't find it, save it in your favourite searches, with e-mails. Failing that I could dumb up and come and live with you!
Quote by smokerjim
Ive had a look , but Ebay doesnt seem to have an 'Imbecile' section even in the 'other items' heading . D'you think i should try under hobbys ?
Try the collectables section - then search for weird, then if you still can't find it, save it in your favourite searches, with e-mails. Failing that I could dumb up and come and live with you!
I can see that I don't need to dumb up - I've got a long long way down to go to scrape his level.
Quick get him back - a neandathal has mastered a PC keyboard, lets dissect him ( for research purposes, natch )
( natch used with kind retro-active permission of Vix )
Quote by Sexysteph
Why some people arent who they say who they are?
Many people have been sussed out in the past for being fake, I travelled 200 miles to meet one which turned up to be a wind amount of single women on this site does not reflect the amount of single women you would find in a club(u cant say their not safe) in comparison to a public car park.
This all raises one or two eyebrows to me!
Now I put to you Sexysteph....PROVE IT! I bet u would like to tie me up and give me a seeing know I am worth it!
I may be a twat, but I am honest and not afraid to voice my opinion.
Clubs all have their fair share of pillocks as well honey... I can and will say that some clubs are not safe for single women and I can prove it. Why else would I walk out on a club I had been attending for over 2 years when I felt I was no longer safe or respected when the Managers tried to pimp me. I would prefer to take my chances in a car park dogging over the club concerned..
As regards to me wanting to tie you up --- nah I might give you a cuddle by the throat but alas I am not into vegetables who have very warped ideas about single fems in the scene. How do I know you are worth it? frankly I would prefer to suck a few pounds of lemons - at least they are genuine and don't spout such utter twatish tripe.
Word of advice honey --- grow up and play in your own league.. I am pleased you realise you are a twat but enough of the bullshit you are environmentally damaging.
:x 
:evil: :evil: :evil:If there's two things I could wish for it would be to offer you a cup or glass of something relaxing - and to never read crap like that from ( words fail me ) again. Well done ( tell me if I ever make you angry - I wouldn't want to do that. )
Quote by Vix
Quick get him back - a neandathal has mastered a PC keyboard, lets dissect him ( for research purposes, natch )
I think you'll find that's "natch(TMVix2004)" As it goes.
I was going to say I plagerised it from Streetfighters magazine circa 2001, but, what the hell, what can I do for you but concede
Quote by smokerjim
Quick get him back - a neandathal has mastered a PC keyboard, lets dissect him ( for research purposes, natch )
I think you'll find that's "natch(TMVix2004)" As it goes.
I was going to say I plagerised it from Streetfighters magazine circa 2001, but, what the hell, what can I do for you but concede
Good lad. :love:
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: 
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Do you know what, teenstud.... I think it is well past your bed time.....
Say goodnight to the good people of Swinging Heaven (forever)
aaawwwwwwww goddammit blue!!!
i'm playing catch up on threads, and just as i'm tuning in to our new member's wavelength on the whole sparkling wit and repartee thing, you go and deactivate the fecker . . . i mean the naive newbie in need of a guiding hand and all that . . . . and i never got to welcome him to the site and play with him a bit and stuff . . . :x i wanted to adopt him and nurture him like mal said and everything!
though to be fair, i was fast approaching a whole "the youth of today
" and a "i remember when when all this was fields, with proper trolls in 'em" thing, and that would have made me feel old!! :(see! i'm all confused now! ;)
n x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
dad
your always confused
and please can i have my pocket money im still waiting
if not ile have to go and see my auntie judy and tell her how bad you treat me
im sure she would punish you
voddy xxxx
voddy, there's a tenner in the post honest. no need to call judy. i've seen the pics of poor morbius' arse! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by neilinleeds
dad
your always confused
and please can i have my pocket money im still waiting
if not ile have to go and see my auntie judy and tell her how bad you treat me
im sure she would punish you
voddy xxxx
voddy, there's a tenner in the post honest. no need to call judy. i've seen the pics of poor morbius' arse! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Poor?????? poor?????? from what I gather he was positively tarting for it Neil!
What do you expect if you suddenly stick ya arse out towards Judy & Bluexxx whilst they are wielding crops?????
No sympathy needed for him LMAO
C x
