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Swinging Heaven Competition!!

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Tigz
Sexpert
I notice that the Girlies have the Swinging Heaven best boobies competition, but don't you think its about time us guys had something???
How about a cutest cock competion?
Or Best Butt ?
or Amazing Ab's....
Mind you who would be the judges? I suppose we would have to get a panel of you girlies together!!
Anyone got a twopennethworth?
Sean
Unknown User
asses could be niiiiiiiiiiiice biggrin
Tigz
Sexpert
<-- Will happily volunteer to get my ass out for the camera
yellowfrog
Sexlightened
best beer belly? I'd win that one hands down!
Unknown User
cool a belly comp would be cool! Yes I know many of you think im sick or somthing but i like men with a bit of belly! biggrin
GregLondon
Sexpert
I am happy to contribute arse/cock/beer belly.
GregLondon
Sexpert
Sod it... no time like the present. Here you go:
Mal
Mod
Quote by LoverOfOlderLadies
I notice that the Girlies have the Swinging Heaven best boobies competition, but don't you think its about time us guys had something???
How about a cutest cock competion?
Or Best Butt ?
or Amazing Ab's....
Mind you who would be the judges? I suppose we would have to get a panel of you girlies together!!
Anyone got a twopennethworth?
Sean

All been done this year,except for abs. you'll have to wait for next year and enter then lol .
Mal
wink
Unknown User
Greg get some new curtains...brown is so much last years colour !!!!
Vicky_uk
Sex God
I noticed the cheeks were clenched was it beans or cabbage?
GregLondon
Sexpert
Fish and chips. But that wasn't why my cheeks were clenched. I am just naturally anal. You'll have to speak to my psychoanalyst to find out why.
And yes, I do need new curtains.
Reese
Sex God
Ooh! Oooh!! We've not had a "Most Pendulous Testicles" competition yet, have we?! :haha:
~Reese! surprised
GregLondon
Sexpert
I might win that, judging by my photo. I was looking at that pic and thinking "what the fuck is that between my legs?" (It's a thought I have quite often). And then I realised it was my bollocks.
I assumed that my pic would start an avalanche of men posting pics of their body parts... but it seems the men are shyer than I expected.
Reese
Sex God
Quote by GregLondon
I might win that, judging by my photo. I was looking at that pic and thinking "what the fuck is that between my legs?" (It's a thought I have quite often). And then I realised it was my bollocks.
I assumed that my pic would start an avalanche of men posting pics of their body parts... but it seems the men are shyer than I expected.

Not at all...

...TOUCHÉ!! wink
~Reese! surprised
Cassiopeia
Sex God
Blimey Reese, right pair of castanets you got there love! (she says in her London accent!!)
:P biggrin
GregLondon
Sexpert
Very impressive. Come on... let's see if anyone can beat reese's effort.
*cue 1000 people googling for pics of men with elephantitis*
Reese
Sex God
Quote by wildwilly

wildwilly~

~Reese! surprised
Unknown User
jeepers resse...you need a bra to put them buggers in......don't it hurt when you run !!!!
Bigger than the bloody bags tesco give you them are !!!!
marmalaid
Sex God
I'll try and get mine in next week guys ,when I have a little more time....
Till then ttfn from Cock Shot Competition Winner!!!!