Swinging Heaven in the Electrical Times.

13 Apr 2005

At work today I was given a copy of the April Issue of the Electrical Times. Not the most interesting read by all accounts, but one my job dictates I read.
One page 5 there is almost a full column on how a midlands based electrical contractor company re fitted out Liberation (a club and hotel in leicestershire).
Blah Blah Blah, waffle waffle waffle.
BUT !!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
The editor's "View Point takes up almost all of the rest of the page, and I quote as following.
SWINGING MILLENIUM
Call me naive but I did not even know there were such things as swingers hotels. Aparantly more than 1000 people have joined the Liberation hotel and club (see adjacent story on the left), and the owner Neil Armstrong-Nash, 37 and his wife Lianne, 35 plan to add another 30 beds. They are looking at other sites in the UK, including Greater London for a 140 bed hotel.
Further investigation (what sacrifices we editors have to make) took me to a website called www.swingingheaven.co.uk. In the club reviews section, several people have written reviews about Liberation.
Naturally I cannot repeat some of the stories here, given that electricians are such demure sensitive souls,but according to Calista and Morbius: "Drinks are reasonably priced and the atmosphere electric"
Well I was hoping to come up with some witty comment about not everybody in the electrical industry is demure and sensitive, but I'm not sure I can.
Have we made the pages of any more "high class reads"?
Ian

13 Apr 2005

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad

:x :x :x :x :x
My ex partner is an electrician and knows mine and Pete's online nicks and that we go to a club in Leics .. but not that we swing!!!!!!!!!!
Sh*t F*ck b*ll*cks
Prays that he doesn't read Electrical Times.
Aren't our comments etc protected by copyright or something????

13 Apr 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Were the reviewst an electrifying read for them??? :lol
Shireen
xxx

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x
Aren't our comments etc protected by copyright or something????

Not sure exactly of the copyright laws, but providing you specify the source and he did then you still hold the copyright... unfortunately he is also allowed to print it....
Ian

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Ian_Mids
At work today I was given a copy of the April Issue of the Electrical Times. Not the most interesting read by all accounts, but one my job dictates I read.
One page 5 there is almost a full column on how a midlands based electrical contractor company re fitted out Liberation (a club and hotel in leicestershire).
Blah Blah Blah, waffle waffle waffle.
BUT !!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
The editor's "View Point takes up almost all of the rest of the page, and I quote as following.
SWINGING MILLENIUM
Call me naive but I did not even know there were such things as swingers hotels. Aparantly more than 1000 people have joined the Liberation hotel and club (see adjacent story on the left), and the owner Neil Armstrong-Nash, 37 and his wife Lianne, 35 plan to add another 30 beds. They are looking at other sites in the UK, including Greater London for a 140 bed hotel.
Further investigation (what sacrifices we editors have to make) took me to a website called www.swingingheaven.co.uk. In the club reviews section, several people have written reviews about Liberation.
Naturally I cannot repeat some of the stories here, given that electricians are such demure sensitive souls, but according to Calista and Morbius: "Drinks are reasonably priced and the atmosphere electric"
Well I was hoping to come up with some witty comment about not everybody in the electrical industry is demure and sensitive, but I'm not sure I can.
Have we made the pages of any more "high class reads"?
Ian

Who said what???? innocent

Wasnt me guv!!!! I dont even know what i'm doing in here.... i was simply looking for childrens garden toys and i got locked in :crazy: ...... I certainly wouldnt dare enter that sort of establishment :angel: ..... it must be another Morbius. :thumbup:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Were the reviewst an electrifying read for them??? :lol
Shireen
xxx

No - but pretty shocking I believe lol

:lol:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
Aren't our comments etc protected by copyright or something????

With it being a site anyone has access to, I doubt it.
Just say it was another Calista, one high-brow enough to get in the Electrical Times!
That sounds like one of those guest publications they take the piss out of on Have I Got News For You
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Apr 2005

:shock: Electrical Times,of all the place to get a swinging site mentioned eh???Mad lol

13 Apr 2005

Outstanding! rotflmao

Although it did sound to me as if they were making light of the whole thing just to get a plug for the hotel.
lhk
Kat

13 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Aren't our comments etc protected by copyright or something????

With it being a site anyone has access to, I doubt it.
Just say it was another Calista, one high-brow enough to get in the Electrical Times!
That sounds like one of those guest publications they take the piss out of on Have I Got News For You
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMAO could you imagine it next week..........
"******** is good at Liberations says Calista and Morbius"
They'd never guess it was from Electrical Times lmao

13 Apr 2005

The chance of him reading the mag is high but associating it with us I guess is low.
We got our "nicks" from a vampire theme so I guess there must be loads :shock: (reassure me here guys) of people with the nicks LOL, mind you we haven't been to Leicester for a while .. keep getting drawn to Manchester for some reason rotflmao

cx

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Were the reviewst an electrifying read for them??? :lol
Shireen
xxx

No - but pretty shocking I believe lol

:lol:
Is it in the current issue? If there was any misunderstanding, did anyone get their wires crossed?

13 Apr 2005

Do you think the staff at 'Electrical Times Publications ltd' will be equally amazed that their magazine got a whole string to itself on a sex site.
I can see next months cover emblazoned with " AS SEEN ON SWINGING HEAVEN"
lhk
Kat

13 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Do you think the staff at 'Electrical Times Publications ltd' will be equally amazed that their magazine got a whole string to itself on a sex site.
I can see next months cover emblazoned with " AS SEEN ON SWINGING HEAVEN"
lhk
Kat

Think I should volunteer my service as their first page three girl????? biggrin

:D :D
......... christ no ... imagine my ex's face with that one :shock: :twisted:

13 Apr 2005

Next will be an article on Utopia in Carpentry Today with the title
Wait for it......
ready?????
"Screwing a big erection at Sex Club"

13 Apr 2005

I wonder if the bookies will take bets on how quickly the site is inundated with usernames with all variation of "sparky". I notice the original "sparky" is already taken - so - whatya reckon: "BigSparky4U", or "6inchSparky", or "plugmein" :P

13 Apr 2005

ooo, what a bright spark you are! lol

sad i know, i'll go back and when for tree weekly to write about me and my fetish :shock:

13 Apr 2005

Wait until it's the guest publication on "Have I got News for You?".
Calista......you'll be famous! :lol2:
Steve

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Ian_Mids
At work today I was given a copy of the April Issue of the Electrical Times. Not the most interesting read by all accounts, but one my job dictates I read.
One page 5 there is almost a full column on how a midlands based electrical contractor company re fitted out Liberation (a club and hotel in leicestershire).
Blah Blah Blah, waffle waffle waffle.
BUT !!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
The editor's "View Point takes up almost all of the rest of the page, and I quote as following.
SWINGING MILLENIUM
Call me naive but I did not even know there were such things as swingers hotels. Aparantly more than 1000 people have joined the Liberation hotel and club (see adjacent story on the left), and the owner Neil Armstrong-Nash, 37 and his wife Lianne, 35 plan to add another 30 beds. They are looking at other sites in the UK, including Greater London for a 140 bed hotel.
Further investigation (what sacrifices we editors have to make) took me to a website called www.swingingheaven.co.uk. In the club reviews section, several people have written reviews about Liberation.
Naturally I cannot repeat some of the stories here, given that electricians are such demure sensitive souls, but according to Calista and Morbius: "Drinks are reasonably priced and the atmosphere electric"
Well I was hoping to come up with some witty comment about not everybody in the electrical industry is demure and sensitive, but I'm not sure I can.
Have we made the pages of any more "high class reads"?
Ian

So did you get a buzz from it or was it shocking to read?

13 Apr 2005

I dont want to upset anyone over this, but
Neil and Leanne have left Liberations, it is currently being run by Vince, who has slashed the door entrance fees.
So I think their reporting is a little out of date

13 Apr 2005

Well expect two more articles from "Electrical Times" as being of industrial standard they should usually operate in three phase.........

13 Apr 2005

i think all this needs to be earthed back to reality. redface

13 Apr 2005

OMFG! :shock: :shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Although it did sound to me as if they were making light of the whole thing just to get a plug for the hotel.

*groans*

;)
calista i'm trying to think of something funny, but for once i'm speechless! lol

n x x x ;)

13 Apr 2005

There is a 3 page article about dogging and outdoor antics at 2 well known sites off the M4 near Bristol/Bath in this week's edition of "The Venue", which is a weekly 'what's on' magazine for the Bristol and Bath area.
A reporter and photograher were despatched to investigate what happens on an evening. It went into considerable detail, even down to describing the "cars entering and leaving the site in a steady stream all evening" & how the "the woman then moved to the picnic table..."
You'll have to buy it to find out what happened next :twisted:
Disclaimer... I have no association with the publishers of The Venue biggrin

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
I dont want to upset anyone over this, but
Neil and Leanne have left Liberations, it is currently being run by Vince, who has slashed the door entrance fees.
So I think their reporting is a little out of date

You mean it's not (wait for it) 'current'?
Sorry...

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
The chance of him reading the mag is high but associating it with us I guess is low.
We got our "nicks" from a vampire theme so I guess there must be loads :shock: (reassure me here guys) of people with the nicks LOL, mind you we haven't been to Leicester for a while .. keep getting drawn to Manchester for some reason
cx

Just for your information you're No. 2 on a google search! :shock: :rotflmao:
So we've managed the electrical times - what's next pig breeders monthly? lol

Roger the Dragon.

13 Apr 2005

I wasn't shocked ......... but I will remain "neutral" on how i did feel.
Ian rolleyes

13 Apr 2005

I don't think the article is either positive or negative and I certainly wouldn't blow a fuse if I saw my name in that publication. I think the Editor got the mains point across and he is clearly a down to earth chap.
Incidently, I wonder if the Editor's favourite group is AC/DC?

13 Apr 2005

Perhaps he swings three phase.
John
wink

13 Apr 2005

I reckon he is a live wire.