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oh! right! so! errrrrrrrr no woman then ? right?
so let he who is without sin cast the first stone?
oh! fuck! thats that fineshed then? bugger wink
you didnt miss much
a broadcaster stuffed full of inuendo and admins martin talking markets and figures, nothing terrible but just enough to invite every guy with a spare 50 notes in here that has a pc,
best part was after the interview when the broadcaster went into gallery and described the pics in there
you have to log out to see what he saw of course but sarah got a mention as being decent lol ,now theres a change hahahaha
Quote by wild rose and the stag
yeah bloody romans
clean water
they gave us clean water
bloody romans

What about roads!!
yeah roads!!!!
bloody Romans
sanitation dont forget sanitation
And all roads leed to Swinging Heaven. biggrin as we all know. wink
phredd
Quote by wild rose and the stag
you didnt miss much
a broadcaster stuffed full of inuendo and admins martin talking markets and figures, nothing terrible but just enough to invite every guy with a spare 50 notes in here that has a pc,
best part was after the interview when the broadcaster went into gallery and described the pics in there
you have to log out to see what he saw of course but sarah got a mention as being decent lol ,now theres a change hahahaha

Awwwwwwww dam I wanna see it humph sad
I can't believe it if you tell me out of all the techy's on this site nobody thought of saving it as mp3 :shock:
Come on must be someone who has for us that missed it :(
After all, i want to here what Martin sounds like lol
Do as anyone got it lol??
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
you didnt miss much
a broadcaster stuffed full of inuendo and admins martin talking markets and figures, nothing terrible but just enough to invite every guy with a spare 50 notes in here that has a pc,
best part was after the interview when the broadcaster went into gallery and described the pics in there
you have to log out to see what he saw of course but sarah got a mention as being decent lol ,now theres a change hahahaha

Awwwwwwww dam I wanna see it humph sad
I can't believe it if you tell me out of all the techy's on this site nobody thought of saving it as mp3 :shock:
Come on must be someone who has for us that missed it :(
After all, i want to here what Martin sounds like lol
Do as anyone got it lol??
Shaz x
the image martins voice conjured up for us was ......long think.........6ft 4 .dark suit, slightly creased shirt , off white , brown tie with flowers on it, old pair of asda £20 shoes ,black, grey socks and a packet of fags bulging in his pocket, well we think its his fags
he has short dark hair with a slight dandruff problem , no one notices though and doesnt have a new handkerchief every day, he is good looking it has to be said but is ageing now, the first signs of wear are starting to appear , not least on his collar and cuffs
staggy
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sos martin couldnt resist it
see u started the stoneing anyway staggy m8? rotfpmsl
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see u started the stoneing anyway staggy m8? rotfpmsl

he is a local boy though
bag of pebbles ?
staggy
xx
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see u started the stoneing anyway staggy m8? rotfpmsl

he is a local boy though
bag of pebbles ?
staggy
xx
thank u very much dont mind if i do!
u got the sharp rocks i had on order????
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the image martins voice conjured up for us was ......long think.........6ft 4 .dark suit, slightly creased shirt , off white , brown tie with flowers on it, old pair of asda £20 shoes ,black, grey socks and a packet of fags bulging in his pocket, well we think its his fags
he has short dark hair with a slight dandruff problem , no one notices though and doesnt have a new handkerchief every day, he is good looking it has to be said but is ageing now, the first signs of wear are starting to appear , not least on his collar and cuffs
staggy
xx
sos martin couldnt resist it

Fo some reason i got the impression he would be tall, about 6 foot dark slim and handsome biggrin
shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony

the image martins voice conjured up for us was ......long think.........6ft 4 .dark suit, slightly creased shirt , off white , brown tie with flowers on it, old pair of asda £20 shoes ,black, grey socks and a packet of fags bulging in his pocket, well we think its his fags
he has short dark hair with a slight dandruff problem , no one notices though and doesnt have a new handkerchief every day, he is good looking it has to be said but is ageing now, the first signs of wear are starting to appear , not least on his collar and cuffs
staggy
xx
sos martin couldnt resist it

Fo some reason i got the impression he would be tall, about 6 foot dark slim and handsome biggrin
shaz x
your bang on, hes just got a scruffy streak, i think its cos he doesnt get home till 3 most mornings, after the girly bars close and the kebab shop sells its last nan bread with evrything please
staggy
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so! what ur sayin staggy is that he,s the sort of bloke who gets up in the mornin an gets the remains of the kebab out the bin an in the microwave 4 his breakfast?
sharp stone anyone???????? cool
i was thinking more along the lines of sleeps in the back of his golf gti on the office car park tbh
lump of coal searcher?
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i was thinking more along the lines of sleeps in the back of his golf gti on the office car park tbh
lump of coal searcher?

cheers m8!
so he would never sell anyone out 2 a paper just 2 make money then?hes not that tipe of bloke?
peace of flint staggy i got one left?
anyway lets move on searcher me old pal before we get into trouble............the threads 4 pages long and three of them are a hijack
heavy slab anyone
bloody dam good stoneing though! dont u think?
i had a masive peace of granit but i think that coal u handed me did the trick m8 thanx
see u at the next one?
i can hear big nose comin with the key?
wink
You might have hi-jacked this thread but you have me in tears with your descriptions of Martin rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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You might have hi-jacked this thread but you have me in tears with your descriptions of Martin rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I was fine with his description till I got to the bit about his brown tie with flowers on it lol
your supposed to feckin haggle rolleyes
Ok an offically worried decent Sarah here..................... :cry:
Do I get commission????????????? :shock:
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Ok an offically worried decent Sarah here..................... :cry:
Do I get commission????????????? :shock:

hay! tell u what staggy she got a point there?
should we ask judus??????????? :shock:
hang on this is a stonin! theres now woman her is there????????? :twisted:
Quote by marriedmale
Ah
Arghh
OWWW !
Argh !
Ouch
Aaarrggh !

Jehova!,Jehova!,Jehova!,Jehova
biggrin
stop it! stop it right now!
are there woman here?
Quote by wild rose and the stag

the image martins voice conjured up for us was ......long think.........6ft 4 .dark suit, slightly creased shirt , off white , brown tie with flowers on it, old pair of asda £20 shoes ,black, grey socks and a packet of fags bulging in his pocket, well we think its his fags
he has short dark hair with a slight dandruff problem , no one notices though and doesnt have a new handkerchief every day, he is good looking it has to be said but is ageing now, the first signs of wear are starting to appear , not least on his collar and cuffs
staggy
xx
sos martin couldnt resist it

Fo some reason i got the impression he would be tall, about 6 foot dark slim and handsome biggrin
shaz x
your bang on, hes just got a scruffy streak, i think its cos he doesnt get home till 3 most mornings, after the girly bars close and the kebab shop sells its last nan bread with evrything please
staggy
xx
ok just to let u know so u can imagine Martin_m think of the milk tray man, whenever we have seen him on cam he is always in black sweaters and black jeans
No no no no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!! to be shouted in high pitched voices ....... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO !!!!! to be shouted in very low gruff sexy voices
lol
Seems like the Stag has lost the plot by the sounds of it biggrin I went on the radio to protect this site and the spirit of swinging to put the record straight.
This site gets quoted time and time again without quoting anything. The article in the star has nothing to do with us. Loaded this month had nothing to do with us so nothing up until now had been officially spoken.
This is what I said
1. We have seen a significant shift in social behaviour over the last few years.
2. many couples find swinging a stabilising influence for their relationships.
3. It is now becoming socially acceptable
4. Our aim is to provide a platform for people to be socially responsible on.
5. A lot of swingers are proffesionals that wear suits that work and play hard.
etc etc