swinging heaven in the sport

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stop with the eye rolling ur making me dizzy lol

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you trying to get me to do a full and frank description of you too st3v3
or should that be s33 tv?
:roll: :roll:

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you trying to get me to do a full and frank description of you too st3v3
or should that be s33 tv?
:roll: :roll:

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you trying to get me to do a full and frank description of you too st3v3
or should that be s33 tv?
:roll: :roll:

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OMG Wrats!!!!!!
I have just sprayed wine into my keyboard!!!!
St3v3 - do we have an insurance plan in place for damaged equipment?

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s33 tv by day
or sue as he is known in the evening has short curly hair, this is usually tucked away under a much more glamorous long blonde wig , he says it suits his curves more to have hair that flows, altough no one in the office can see what he means , rotund yes ,curvy no is how he is described by colleagues, still who am i to talk just a humble reporter of symbios fashion sense, he takes size 7 heals but they are a bit of a squeeze for his size 12 and a half feet , open toed sandals are a must for this woman about town look he prefers, quite often you can see s33tv strutting his stuff from bar to bar looking for that elusive new boy or grl in town that is prepared to listen to his dulcid tones going on and on about the terrible day he has spent at the office and how he has to wear that suit he bought in 1986 , and the rough material rubbing his upper thigh as he sits in front of his pc , chaffing has always been a problem for this
5ft 3 part time trouser wearer, still come the evening he climbs out the window of the symbios toilet already dressed for the night ahead, jumps into his volvo 440 love machine and races off to the bright lights of the village, disco inferno blaring out of his open windows, its pissing down but this guy has two 20 watt speakers and wants the whole of manchester to feel his force!
look out for s33 tv if you see him spare a dime but just check to see he is wearing his big issue badge , you can never be too careful
love you all at symbios
staggy
xx

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Priceless

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thats the spirit sue
wrats
xx

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ok but be warned it aint gonna be pretty

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thats the spirit sue
wrats
xx

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little elliot was born in 1988 a poorly child whose saving grace was the keyboard and lack of friends , his social life developed around cyber worlds of dungeons and dragons, binary digits and flickering screens , by the age of thirteen years old blonde haired, petite elliot had managed to make a life outside his bedroom, a life that fell into one of street crime , begging and shoplifting and an almost oliver twist existence , robbing old ladies here and young mothers there , then smiling in an emma bunton manner at the judge to try and lessen his sentence , by 16 years old he had left the institutions and became a member of the growing business we know today , a young executive running from office to office with ideas , yet always stopping off at the sweet dispenser to check his luck at the un claimed delights people forgot to retrieve, you never know when hard times may come back upon you
so what of elliot today, well at 17 he is truly a star amongst the bedraggled worn out members of the team, his gucci watch and baby brats outfits shouldnt fool you, he has kissed and kicked ass right to the top of the tree, still falling back on that innocent smile when needed and the "it wasnt me" eyes , many older yet not so wiser team members have fallen in the path of this ruthless imp of a man, fooled by his childish smile, good looks and bright blue eyes, now known as the baby faced assasin by colleagues Elliot is one to watch for the future,
wrats
xx

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thats the spirit sue
wrats
xx

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shaz 42 but still a teenager at heart, she'll steal your housing benefit book and steal your heart

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shaz
the other half of poor tony
shes the girl you see in every aldi store, bleached blonde hair tied with a scrunchy for convenience, pink princess velour jogging suit, playboy thong and trainers, born in dartford Shaz, christened chelsea ,bianca, but prefers shaz as it is much "posher" is forty two years old yet she still enjoys the company of chloe zara and leanne as soon as they finish school, or bunk off for the afternoon, she impresses them with her worldly knowledge of men and supplies their ciggies , buying booze keeps this girl top of the tree, she always has the best, adidas is this girls chiq, real gold plate and diamonte and glitter tell you she has style, come eight o clock when her friends have gone in to do their homework shaz goes back to poor Tony and the seven kids
britney , prince, kylie and shakira will be in his arms as she walks through the door
of course she sends brad the 15 year old out to score with a five pound note off his 25 year old brother connery at the star and garter down the road
Tony will have dinner ready and she will slump in the armchair with a can of white lightning cider and reach for the remote , this is where she will finally come to rest for the night, slipping out of her trainers and removing her socks for tony to give her a foot massage and file her corns, to sum shaz up she is indeed a beauty but she has let herself go, luckily nothing that five minutes with the lippy and a little slap cant put right
shaz 42 but still a teenager at heart, she'll steal your housing benefit book and steal your heart
staggy