Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Swinging Heaven pet hates.....

last reply
79 replies
3.9k views
7 watchers
0 likes
a few things that do my head in... (suppose it is my moment to vent my frustration)
1st post whinges........
and people who complain about the ads on the forum......
other than that... love the place and the people.....
anyone else got anything else to add????
sean....relaxing easily now.. smile :) :) breathe in....... and out..........
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
people posting threads complaining about the whinging threads lol
;)
Gem. x
Quote by little gem
people posting threads complaining about the whinging threads lol
;)
Gem. x

damn it little gem.. you got there before me!
yes, well I must say though a 'pet hates' thread might actually stop new threads being started all over the place and contain it to one area (or people can at least say.. post this in the pet hates thread'), then anyone could just come on here and winge and if you dont wanna read winging - then you just dont come into this thread?? Just an idea????
Sini
cool
People who don't see the funny side of things on here and fly into one when they don't get the joke......
Quote by da69ve
People who don't see the funny side of things on here and fly into one when they don't get the joke......

What are you trying to say????? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Happy Cats
People who don't see the funny side of things on here and fly into one when they don't get the joke......

What are you trying to say????? :twisted: :twisted:
No.....what are you trying to say......you want to take this outside then?
Quote by Happy Cats
People who don't see the funny side of things on here and fly into one when they don't get the joke......

What are you trying to say????? :twisted: :twisted:
FFS mad can you not take a Joke! :x
Grrr! lol
:lol: I have too many pet hates, cats being one of them! :lol: :twisted: (pets, geddit, <groan>) Ohhhh bring it on! biggrin :twisted: I am in such a minxy mood today!
Oh and that's another one, people hijacking serious threads! :lol: Not that I have EVER done that.
AND THEN THERE IS THE HITTING THE CAPS -- LOCK POSTS. surprisedpps: sORRy I hit thE CAPs bY mISTAke.
Sooooo many things, sooooo little time, but I have bigger fish to fry, it's only a website ffs! we all know none of us meet up ever and we are all crap shags and easy lays! :lol:
;)
hate people who rush in thinking this is drop ur knickers/undies central without finding out what we all about
Quote by da69ve
People who don't see the funny side of things on here and fly into one when they don't get the joke......

What are you trying to say????? :twisted: :twisted:
No.....what are you trying to say......you want to take this outside then?
No!
Oh, where to begin :uhoh:
Let's see....
People who post ads in wrong categories piss me off, and those that argue the toss when they are told they are wrong piss me off even more. People who whinge about ads in wrong categories, but who never bother to report them properly piss me off, but people who whinge on here about fake ads while posting the premium rate phone number for all to see (free advertising for them) piss me off even more... total stupidity REALLY pisses me off! rolleyes People who post exact dogging locations piss me off, but the ones who argue the toss about this rule piss me off even more - "well, it wasn't THAT exact", "what's the problem with posting locations anyway" blah blah bloody blah. First post whingers about not getting instant sex piss me off, but those who hang around for ages posting nothing but "want to meet today" etc etc, despite being told that the forum is a community not an instant shag spot piss me off even more. People who whinge about locked threads, people who whinge about not locked threads.. people who whinge that the mods are on a power trip, people that whinge that the mods should be more strict all piss me off.....................
What REALLY pisses me off, are those DIPSTICKS who PM me totally uninvited who expect me to meet just cos they.... errrrrrrrr, PMed me confused ... errrr.... why do you think I want to???? :doh: Just cos I'm a reg on a swingers site doesn't mean I fuck everyone ---- OK!!!! evil .... But what pisses me off EVEN MORE are those who PM me uninvited expecting a fuck, who then KEEP PMing calling me rude and abusive, just cos I said no!
OPEN MESSAGE TO ALL SUCH DICKHEADS..... flipa :flipa: :flipa:
.....................................
..............................
And relax lol :lol: :lol:
Ditto to what Leps said!
Further than that.....
I'm having my first day of "Summer Happy".
Guess what guys?
Libra-Love's got nothing...nada...zero...zilch and fuck all to moan about today!
HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL! :P
Quote by Libra-Love
Guess what guys?
Libra-Love's got nothing...nada...zero...zilch and fuck all to moan about today!
HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL! :P

I'm thinking body snatchers here.........this isn't Libra!
People thinking they no things about computers and then when they get to work on one they completely f*ck it up requiring myself to be dragged out of bed from a night shift to sort it all out for them. FOR FREE! mad nothing SH related but it still peeves me off
Quote by da69ve
I'm thinking body snatchers here.........this isn't Libra!

Maybe not Dave.
This body and snatch haven't been had in FOR-EV-A!!!! evil lol :lol2:
:giggle:
being made pm victim of the week, and having one person thats made it his no1 goal in life to pester me all bloody day and night , ya big lumock :kick: lol
People who constantly want sympathy mad Fair enough if someone definately needs it but when its all the time it really gets on me tits :x
So anyone needing sympathy today flipa :2fingers: :sparring:
AAahhhh Thats better :smoke:
Oh and for the Newcastle fans :violin: :evil2:
Quote by rachel-lane
being made pm victim of the week, and having one person thats made it his no1 goal in life to pester me all bloody day and night , ya big lumock :kick: lol

Oi you, play fair.
A definitive answer is required :lol:
Perhaps the big lumock didn't get what he wanted either wink :P
:evil2:
The forum police need to take a reality check at times too. mad
There's no need to jump feet first down the throat of EVERY person that posts looking for a shag surely??
Steve
People who respond to us wanting to cam with another couple.
But talk like a guy, ask dumbass questions, expect me to get my tits out on cam when they not on cam !! Oh and their other fem half is always 'away', downstairs (for 2 hours), asleep, at work, dead etc etc. BUT are still a couple who wanna see us on cam.
Phew lol
Quote by rachel-lane
being made pm victim of the week, and having one person thats made it his no1 goal in life to pester me all bloody day and night , ya big lumock :kick: lol

Didn't realise you were PM victim of the week ... going to send you a question and if it's not what I'm after, I'll be right back! biggrin
Quote by Fun_Couple1981
People who respond to us wanting to cam with another couple.
But talk like a guy, ask dumbass questions, expect me to get my tits out on cam when they not on cam !! Oh and their other fem half is always 'away', downstairs (for 2 hours), asleep, at work, dead etc etc. BUT are still a couple who wanna see us on cam.
Phew lol

That one is a constant upset and we sympathise! biggrin
Mav and Sini
cool
Quote by leprechaun
hate people who rush in thinking this is drop ur knickers/undies central without finding out what we all about

Dammit, better pull them back up then redface
I do have one, only a little one,.......people who post in the doggers section stating there's no action in XXXX or are they the only dogger in XXXX, usually within six posts of people in the exact same place as them looking for a meet.....why don't they ever talk to each other?
No, I have two.....people who complain about the number of lookers but lack of replies to their posts in LMU but don't bother putting the location in the title.....doh!
Quote by Clare_Lincs
So anyone needing sympathy today flipa :2fingers: :sparring:

I don't know why it is, but a :flipa: just doesn't seem like a decent :flipa: unless it comes from Clare ...
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
The usual sort of suspects like
no sense of humour, rude or aggressive, blah blah blah......
and then a few personnel ones like
eeerm threads that just end up as a list from individuals, giving little chance for people to bounce off each other......fuck is his one :doh: damn
psuedo mods............yes I know they are helping, but I still get irked by it.......dont know why dunno .......bit like railings on pavements, there to stop you walking out into the road, but still bug me.
one word threads.........honest I try and step over em, but now and again me toe gets caught and I trip over the damn things forcing myself to post.
fishers........sort of 'look at me' 'lets talk about me' ...fuck off, it's a forum, the audiance and the cast are bigger.
terry thomas threads....... full of shite innuendo and compliments, normally contain a few hmmm's and oooooh's in the posts.
having said that, they are more annoyances than dislikes, you could wrap em all up and fit them in a match box...........it's simple really, if I didn't get a huge amount of enjoyment out of the place I would bugger off......oh and people who think...he should bugger off flipa
Women who think just coz their fat, they qualify as BBW's.
News flash! Just coz you're big, you aren't neccissarily beautiful.
Women who are fat and think therefore they are ugly.
News flash for you... just coz you're big, you can still be beautiful.
SH pet hates:
I agree with everyone else about the annoying ones who come straight in here thinking this place is "a one-stop shag shop" (TM Steph) - wonderful phrase Steph! lol
Also, newbies who behave over-familiarly with regulars after a couple of days in here...a little reticence would not go amiss, some newbies behave in a way I still wouldn't after over a year here.
The GFZ - what is it for? "Ooooh, I'm so stressed, can someone pour me a large jacuzzi!" (or some similar utterance) - how many times can posts like that be repeated? I've never posted in there and I never will! Teeeedious! :lol:
People who whinge about the same thing someone else whinged about the day before.
I also agree with the ones who point out that some posters in here are bordering on self-obsession....and I'm not talking about the ones with genuine serious problems.
Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
The GFZ - what is it for? .

How about thinking of the GFZ as somewhere where you can actually type a load of bollocks without cluttering up the rest of the cafe with it? Sometimes you come in and you're tired, or just in "that" sort of mood, where you don't feel like getting involved in anything that requires actual "thinking", and you don't do the games threads - so you mess around" in the GFZ. It's a mess around place in my opinion. Yes I know Kat - that wasn't what it was started for rolleyes
Anyway - seeing as Kat pisses in the Jacuzzie I am NEVER asking for a large glass of it :shock:
Anyway so- back the original thread question. I think my pet hate HAS to be the whinge about "no replies to my reply to your ad" :roll: . That and the - "does this site really work, cos I haven't met anyone yet" posts after 3 days. Ooh and - "where is the elusive single bi fem?" :roll: . But I agree with DaveJ - merely slight annoyances. Nothing to get me hackles up about. All fits into the matchbox.
Oh and seeing as everyone hates the "feel sorry for me" posts - I shan't tell you that I pulled my soleus again today, and it hurts and I feel sorry for myself sad 'cos you're all a bunch of miserable bastards and won't give me any sympathy flipa
Oh - AND I have PMT too mad evil :x :evil: :x :evil:
wink
aRSex :color:
Quote by MikeNorth
I also agree with the ones who point out that some posters in here are bordering on self-obsession....and I'm not talking about the ones with genuine serious problems.
Mike.

But I really AM special *pouts* :giggle:
Venusxxx
Many of the things mentioned above but the posts doing my head it at the moment are .......
You have a pm!
FFS if you look at the top right of the fLucking page it tells you its there mad :x :x
Posts abusing single men and lumping them all together as a bad lot because some of us actually like single guys :giggle:
Dawn biggrin
Okay here we go...I'm back
My pet hates...
Threads like these.
Threads that make people feel inferior.
Just a quickie mention...
I often bitch about single men. As a single woman I reserve the right to bitch about them. Without them I'd end up a frustrated ol' cow.
A double-edged sword that one really. wink lol :P