Swinging Heaven quote of the year award!

24 Dec 2003

Now is the time for everyone to reflect on the year that was 2003 in the Swinging Heaven Forum and make their nominations for "Quote of the Year"
I will make the first nomination, as is my want, and only because it took me many minutes to recover from the coughing fit the post induced in me when I read it - It is a classic!
Thread: ooo - we have gone international!
Category: Most hilarious quote
Nominee: Kat
Quote:

Quote by KitKat
:shock: email address was Raubkatze - cat burglar! OK write "Slut" on my forhead and sign me up for the gullible twat of the year calendar!

24 Dec 2003

Category: Bravery Award
(speaking to Bluexxx)

Quote by DJohn
So do your worst!

25 Dec 2003

quote of the year must be from funinbournemouth last sunday morning " my hips hurt,maybe ive had my legs open too much".Was nothing to do with me honest then again im not a good liar lol

Happy Xmas to 1 and all

25 Dec 2003

These haven't been seen in the forum, but I thought certain members might appreciate these gems!
Love is the fart
Of every heart:
It pains a man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.
- John Suckling, 'Love's Offence', 1646 rolleyes

I'll come no more behind your scenes David; for the silk stockings and white bosoms of your actresses excite my amorous propensities.
- Samuel Johnson, 1750 :taz:
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
- Mae West, Klondike Annie, 1936 rotflmao

Well, what else has a girl got to do all day when she has no one else to play with? ooooh, chocolate....!

27 Dec 2003

Quote by Mr BlueEyes
(speaking to Bluexxx)
So do your worst!

I thought we'd already established that it was lunacy, not bravery. Or are they the same thing?
I'm disappointed to report that she never took me up on my generous offer sad

27 Dec 2003

Eh? I must have missed this - why is DJohn up for the Swinging Heanev Bravery 2003 Award?
Welcome back DJohn, I DID miss you - merry Xmas!

27 Dec 2003

Quote by DJohn
I'm disappointed to report that she never took me up on my generous offer

Anyone else ever get the feeling that someone should have kept their mouth shut and let a topic dissappear into obscurity? rotflmao

Fred

27 Dec 2003

Now THIS was worth the long trip home to read!!!
Kat - you are SO silly, love you to bits but you will never live it down!!

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27 Dec 2003

I think the real Bravery award should go to all of those people who went to their partners and brought up the subject of swinging, having no idea what the response might be.
If I wore a hat, I'd take it off to all of you.

28 Dec 2003

Jags, yes Kat is so silly - have you seen what he's been up to with that little German tart? wink

How to bring up the subject of swinging? I dunno, I don't think I ever did redface

28 Dec 2003

I vote for DJohn -
Right, vote closed, DJohn wins, anyone remember who was in second place? No? - TFFT! rolleyes

lhk
Kat