We’ve just been looking at the link posted in another thread here about the Sybian machine, - we’ve also been looking at a few other places on web giving info and pics about this - is it just us or does anybody else find this a huge turn on?. I never knew such things existed, would love to hop on one of those and try it out, I don’t know who’s more excited by the idea, me at the thought of trying one out or Dave at the thought of watching me!. Is there anybody on this site who has one of these machines or even anybody who has tried one out?. They are made in the USA (surprise, surprise!) but apparently there are some owners over here in the UK.
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Sybian machine
Sex God
Firstly, I DON'T own one, and wouldn't really want to tbh.
The first time I heard of them, someone I was chatting to online mentioned them, and sent me a link to a website about them. I'm afraid I can't remember the name of it, but there were several video clips of how they work (just the machine itself, not a machine "in use" lol)
I personally didn't find it arousing anyway, but just to make my mind up for sure, the NOISE of them is totally off putting! Its a really loud engine, and as it (for want of a better word) PUMPS in and out, its so loud, I wouldn't be able to concentrate on the pleasure I was supposedly receiving.
Obviously this is just MHO, but there were an awful lot of different models (all very expensive too if I remember rightly) so there's obviously some market for them.
The first time I heard of them, someone I was chatting to online mentioned them, and sent me a link to a website about them. I'm afraid I can't remember the name of it, but there were several video clips of how they work (just the machine itself, not a machine "in use" lol)
I personally didn't find it arousing anyway, but just to make my mind up for sure, the NOISE of them is totally off putting! Its a really loud engine, and as it (for want of a better word) PUMPS in and out, its so loud, I wouldn't be able to concentrate on the pleasure I was supposedly receiving.
Obviously this is just MHO, but there were an awful lot of different models (all very expensive too if I remember rightly) so there's obviously some market for them.
Sex God
i STILL dont know what one is! 
Imagine a small pony with an erection. Take off the legs, head & tail, turn it upside down then chop off its penis and super-glue it back on at an angle of 90 degrees - ie vertically. Then sit on it. I believe it's kinda like that, except it's mechanical and it vibrates.
Actually, here ya go, here's some illustrations. I don't endorse the following site at all - I just typed "Sybian" into Google and this came up:
Actually, here ya go, here's some illustrations. I don't endorse the following site at all - I just typed "Sybian" into Google and this came up:
Quote by Mark
I've just gone to the sex shop link on the left and did a product search for sybian and found one... wait for it... £1, ... jeeeeezuz!
Back to wedging the vibrator between the sofa cushions then :lol2:
You mean you can't afford that? But I thought money grew on trees and everybody was rich!! :shock:
LoL......Use some blue tack and sit your vibrator down on a chair, it'll do the same job.....
Quote by Mark
I've just gone to the sex shop link on the left and did a product search for sybian and found one... wait for it... £1, ... jeeeeezuz!
Back to wedging the vibrator between the sofa cushions then :lol2:
Do I sense a business opportunity??
Hmmmm.......two hamsters, a wheel, a gear shift from an old bike, a small washing up liquid bottle and some sticky back plastic should do it. We can knock them out at half the price!!
Steve
Looks like we are the only two to get excited by this thing! - the thing that I find a turn on is that if the owners are telling the truth this thing really works and gives multiple orgasms like nothing else can. Obviously this is not like the real thing but just to sit there and let something mechanical just take control over your body and sort of force you to orgasm I find really exciting, maybe I'm just a bit it weird! 
- Em x
- Em x 
Sex God
Or wait until a local pub has a rodeo night with a mechanical bull, then offer them a couple of hundred for a "private" session on the bullm and take one of those suction-cupped dildos/vibrator with you.
Orgasminator
While doing a search I found the following clip of a Sybian in use:
Its in MPG format and just over in size (about 20 seconds to download on 512kb broadband).
Its in MPG format and just over in size (about 20 seconds to download on 512kb broadband).
Sex God
Quote by MarkTold you they were bluddy expensive :shock: :shock: And soooooooo noisy too!!! Did anyone manage to find an mpeg of one? I'll have a look (when the kids are safely tucked up in bed
I've just gone to the sex shop link on the left and did a product search for sybian and found one... wait for it... £1, ... jeeeeezuz!
Back to wedging the vibrator between the sofa cushions then :lol2:
) 
Sex God
Quote by Mark
Angel Chat, looking at your avatar... who stole yours right from under you when you weren't looking?!
Oops!! Secret's out
ops: Cheers Mark 
And sorry about the mpeg thing, made the error of posting before I'd read all the replies :oops: I blame the excitement of breaking the record. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Don't make me eat worms again.....
Quote by JQL
While doing a search I found the following clip of a Symbian in use:
Symbian
Its in MPG format and just over in size (about 20 seconds to download on 512kb broadband).
Wow... I didn't know Nokia mobiles could be used that way. I know they had a vibrate function, but I never thought it was that powerful...
(For the non-geeks here, Nokia's phones use the Symbian operating system)
Slight Freudian slip there, JQ?
Quote by flapjackboy
While doing a search I found the following clip of a Symbian in use:
Symbian
Its in MPG format and just over in size (about 20 seconds to download on 512kb broadband).
Wow... I didn't know Nokia mobiles could be used that way. I know they had a vibrate function, but I never thought it was that powerful...
(For the non-geeks here, Nokia's phones use the Symbian operating system)
Slight Freudian slip there, JQ?
Errrrrrr yes but just to clear this up, I think you will find its called a Sybian machine not a Symbian
Warming the Bed
well for anyone who hasnt tried one u dont know what u are missing they are absolutly amazing take my word for it and girls if u get the chance to try one go for it i did and have never regretted it love u all lemons xxxx
Orgasminator
Quote by EMMA & DAVE
Errrrrrr yes but just to clear this up, I think you will find its called a Sybian machine not a Symbian
Erm, yes, sorry, I was in Geek mode and made a Freudian Slip
Warming the Bed
Quote by foxylady 123
Emma your not the only person who would love to try one. If you find one of these imfamous machines let me know where it is!!!!
Me to Me to :twisted: Although Iv no idea what the other half would think of me
Sexpert
"If i build one they will cum"...field of dreams part 2?
Warming the Bed
Nice to know there are people interested, have one sparingly used here, not for sale mind you, but might be able to lend / rent. The probes can be sterilised or buy new ones if you wish. Contact via PM.
Sal
Sal
Warming the Bed
Hmmmmm Susan sits and wonders :undecided: it appears from what flamehot said that there is one of the ever elusive machines HERE in Aylesbury :shock: could i be so lucky ? would the other half agree ? would flamehot agree ?
Ooooooo do i or dont i ? that is the question :twisted:
I'm off to think about this one I may have a few emails to send.
Ooooooo do i or dont i ? that is the question :twisted:
I'm off to think about this one I may have a few emails to send. 