Quote by Lucyandmike7
I obviously had no imagination the day I joined SH
Yea, but your not 34 any more!
You need to upgrade!
a) the name I want is in use
b) I don't want to pay :lol:
Quote by M8-Me
Well I can tell you how I got mine.
I was lay sunbathing on Varca Beach in Goa with this really stunning a lady, who was a sassy seren from Wales, a real Dirty Girly. Well there we were soaking up the rays, when this strange fellow came walking up to us singing a Tune with such Resonance that the Flower I had bought my friend wilted and the Cube flowerpot was a complete waste of money. I told the singer to get Lost and to stop interrupting my Tan. Kinky times were had that holiday I can tell you.
One day Nola dreamt that she had seen this Naughty Couple from Wigan, called Lucy & Mike shinning up the Cherrytree to pinch the Forbidden fruit. I said that Lady is a minx, like our friend Dawn. Ie. Splendid on the outside, Fab on the inside, but sometimes she can me all Hell. 1970 was the year, it was lovely and sunny. My girl was stunningly Blonde.
That same holiday, I saw a Mate. Me and my girlfriend came across The Third Man, he had a massive penis, it was Bouncy 332mm long Mmmaybe, really he was a bit of a LoneSwordsman cos it was so big it frightened morkandmindy our other friends.
One evening on that holiday we went for a romantic meal to a restaurant called Mrs Goggins and Ms Whips café. It was a naturist restaurant that had hisnhers changing rooms with Wild Roses and Stag Lillies on the tables. Silk tablecloths and Big Glasses of champagne.
My friend being a truescorpio felt that she had by Serendipity discovered her true inner self and started to call me her WunderHorse. Just then this Geordie couple walked in and joined the party. GnV and tonic said the lady……………
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I obviously had no imagination the day I joined SH
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Quote by Lucyandmike7
Mike chose ours, they are not are real names!
As far as we know, there are not six other Lucyand mikes!
I once turned around when I heard the name Lucy in a bar!
How did you chose yours??