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Quote by Vicky_uk
good morning you lot kiss

Good Morning Sweetie.
I can hear you now redface
yeah sarah did tell me you naughty boy , but I forgive you
Quote by Vicky_uk
yeah sarah did tell me you naughty boy , but I forgive you

Vicky,
Men, really, but we wouldn't be without them, and there is always next time!!! :twisted:
Yorkies? On a Friday? :shock: Have you know sense of tradition?
Dammie you should try getting in the microwave with the Yorkies - you know, like if you put a spoon in the glass when you're pouring hot water in to stop it shattering...just think of it as a sesh on a sunbed. Your meat gets cooked and you get an all-over tan at the same time. wink
Dammie, it doesn't stop there!
Microwaving Water is dangerous too! (I did not know this, did you?)
Quote by someone who emailed me this
A man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of
water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had
done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer
for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the
oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup,
he noted that the water was not boiling, but suddenly the water in the
cup "blew up" into his face. The cup remained intact until he threw it
out of his hand, but all the water had flown out into his face due to
the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and
2nd degree burns to his face which may leave scarring. He also may have
lost partial sight in his left eye.
While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated
that this is a fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never
be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner,
something should be placed in the cup to diffuse the energy such as a
wooden stir stick, tea bag, etc., (nothing metal).
It is however a much safer choice to boil the water in a tea kettle.
General Electric's Response:
Thanks for contacting us, I will be happy to assist you. The e-mail
that you received is correct. Microwaved water and other liquids do not
always bubble when they reach the boiling point. They can actually get
superheated and not bubble at all. The superheated liquid will bubble up
out of the cup when it is moved or when something like a spoon or tea
bag is put into it.
To prevent! this from happening and causing injury, do not heat any
liquid for more than two minutes per cup. After heating, let the cup
stand in the microwave for thirty seconds! before moving it or adding
anything into it.
Here is what our local science teacher had to say on the matter:
"Thanks for the microwave warning. I have seen this happen before. It is
caused by a phenomenon known as super heating. It can occur anytime
water is heated and will particularly occur if the vessel that the water
is heated in is new, or when heating a small amount of water (less than
half a cup).
What happens is that the water heats faster than the vapor bubbles
can form. If the cup is very new then it is unlikely to have small
surface scratches inside it that provide a place for the bubbles to
form. As the bubbles cannot form and release some of the heat has built
up, the liquid does not bo! il, and the liquid continues to heat up well
past its bo iling point.
What then usually happens is that the liquid is b umped or jarred,
which is just enough of a shock to cause the bubbles to rapidly form and
expel the hot liquid. The rapid formation of bubbles is also why a
carbonated beverage spews when opened after having been shaken."
If you pass this on you could very well save someone from a lot of pain
and suffering.
Thank You Very Much.

So, :shock: Beware of water! lol Oh and don't microwave tin cans either, they explode too.
little gem ur a little gem,
for i use a microwave to make now i've been blissfully unaware of this 'ticking timebomb' of a beverage preperation device.
but now this game of 'russian roulette in a mug (milk, no sugar)' can be thwarted!
and to think when i burnt my finger the other day, how lucky i was to escape with nothing more than a sudden attack of bad language.
whoever it was that broke all the rules for being arsed, to find out such lifesaving tip should be knighted. hopfully now people will see that sticking your head in a microwave above mug of boiling liquid is............. f@*!ing stupid.
be safe!
erm....... been a long nite.
think i'll be off to bed before i anymore bollocks like this.
see yall later
Quote by dambuster
If you put a hot drink in a Thermos, it keeps it hot.
If you put a cold drink in, it keeps it cold.
I'm not bothered any more about how the flask knows whether to keep it hot or keep it cold. I'm just happy it does.
Yesterday (I think) I ping'd (tm Chard) a Roast beef and Yorkshire Pud dinner.
The destructions on the box said not to ping the Yorkshire Pudding, but oven it for whatever minutes at some numbers.
So - I set the "oven" part of it to bake (?) the pud. All well and good.
Pud out, turn it to "ping" mode.
"Put the meal and gravy in a tray and ping for 3 ish minutes."
Fecking thing melted the tray ! ! ! ! !
Now - if a £10 flask knows the difference between hot and cold, how come a £200 so called tossed off microwave/grill/conv(:confusedsmile/combi combo thingy doesn't know not to melt my plastic trays???
dunno
:confused:

These new fangled contraptions are all the same : Don't trust them !!!
rotflmao lol rolleyes
Quote by O. K.
If you put a hot drink in a Thermos, it keeps it hot.
If you put a cold drink in, it keeps it cold.
I'm not bothered any more about how the flask knows whether to keep it hot or keep it cold. I'm just happy it does.
Yesterday (I think) I ping'd (tm Chard) a Roast beef and Yorkshire Pud dinner.
The destructions on the box said not to ping the Yorkshire Pudding, but oven it for whatever minutes at some numbers.
So - I set the "oven" part of it to bake (?) the pud. All well and good.
Pud out, turn it to "ping" mode.
"Put the meal and gravy in a tray and ping for 3 ish minutes."
Fecking thing melted the tray ! ! ! ! !
Now - if a £10 flask knows the difference between hot and cold, how come a £200 so called tossed off microwave/grill/conv(:confusedsmile/combi combo thingy doesn't know not to melt my plastic trays???
dunno
:confused:

These new fangled contraptions are all the same : Don't trust them !!!
rotflmao lol rolleyes

Bit like PCs, and colour tags really, can't be trusted! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
If you put a hot drink in a Thermos, it keeps it hot.
If you put a cold drink in, it keeps it cold.
I'm not bothered any more about how the flask knows whether to keep it hot or keep it cold. I'm just happy it does.
Yesterday (I think) I ping'd (tm Chard) a Roast beef and Yorkshire Pud dinner.
The destructions on the box said not to ping the Yorkshire Pudding, but oven it for whatever minutes at some numbers.
So - I set the "oven" part of it to bake (?) the pud. All well and good.
Pud out, turn it to "ping" mode.
"Put the meal and gravy in a tray and ping for 3 ish minutes."
Fecking thing melted the tray ! ! ! ! !
Now - if a £10 flask knows the difference between hot and cold, how come a £200 so called tossed off microwave/grill/conv(:confusedsmile/combi combo thingy doesn't know not to melt my plastic trays???
dunno
:confused:

These new fangled contraptions are all the same : Don't trust them !!!
rotflmao lol rolleyes

Bit like PCs, and colour tags really, can't be trusted! :giggle:
Venusxxx
I can be Venus : How about you ? 69position :roll: :lol: biggrin
Best fun i find is to heat through some milk in a microwave then put it on the kitchen surface & add a metal spoon.......
WARNING: KIDS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (do it at your friends)
The cup carry on to cook & all of a sudden the work suface if full of bubbling milk.
Ahhhh the wonders of modern science, ow enthrawling but dangerous!!!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Best fun i find is to heat through some milk in a microwave then put it on the kitchen surface & add a metal spoon.......
WARNING: KIDS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (do it at your friends)
The cup carry on to cook & all of a sudden the work suface if full of bubbling milk.
Ahhhh the wonders of modern science, ow enthrawling but dangerous!!!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

This also works if you use a Lobster instead of a spoon.
.........davej would like to point out that no Lobsters were injured during this experiament....
How on earth are you gonna get a lobster in a cup of milk - with great difficulty I can only presume!!!
Next you will be telling me a great bottle of red wine compliments a stinky blue cheese wink :wink:
Some people have weird food concoxtions!!!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Has this been hijacked? lol
Quote by Sarah1448
Has this been hijacked? lol

No Sarah we just took it in for a while cos Dammie abandoned it whilst he took care of his Sunday roast.
Has anybody actually got an 850 watt microwave?? I think they are a mythe, the only instructions I seem to find on food give the time for one of these 850 watt beasts...it becomes a bit of a lottery when you find your microwave pizza could be used to beat somebody to death even after the 2 1/2 minutes youy gave it + or - your best guess!!
By the way, If you cook a metal spoon leave it for 2 minutes after you take it out and stir with another spoon before consuming...problem solved. biggrin
Quote by V-Max
By the way, If you cook a metal spoon leave it for 2 minutes after you take it out and stir with another spoon before consuming...problem solved. biggrin

At last some common sense and sound advice