Teknolgies ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! FFS ! ! ! !

28 May 2005

If you put a hot drink in a Thermos, it keeps it hot.
If you put a cold drink in, it keeps it cold.
I'm not bothered any more about how the flask knows whether to keep it hot or keep it cold. I'm just happy it does.
Yesterday (I think) I ping'd (tm Chard) a Roast beef and Yorkshire Pud dinner.
The destructions on the box said not to ping the Yorkshire Pudding, but oven it for whatever minutes at some numbers.
So - I set the "oven" part of it to bake (?) the pud. All well and good.
Pud out, turn it to "ping" mode.
"Put the meal and gravy in a tray and ping for 3 ish minutes."
Fecking thing melted the tray ! ! ! ! !
Now - if a Â£10 flask knows the difference between hot and cold, how come a Â£200 so called tossed off microwave/grill/conv(:confused smile

/combi combo thingy doesn't know not to melt my plastic trays???
dunno

:confused:

28 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
If you put a hot drink in a Thermos, it keeps it hot.
If you put a cold drink in, it keeps it cold.
I'm not bothered any more about how the flask knows whether to keep it hot or keep it cold. I'm just happy it does.
Yesterday (I think) I ping'd (tm Chard) a Roast beef and Yorkshire Pud dinner.
The destructions on the box said not to ping the Yorkshire Pudding, but oven it for whatever minutes at some numbers.
So - I set the "oven" part of it to bake (?) the pud. All well and good.
Pud out, turn it to "ping" mode.
"Put the meal and gravy in a tray and ping for 3 ish minutes."
Fecking thing melted the tray ! ! ! ! !
Now - if a Â£10 flask knows the difference between hot and cold, how come a Â£200 so called tossed off microwave/grill/conv(:confused/combi combo thingy doesn't know not to melt my plastic trays???

:confused:

microwaves :scared: you cant trust em

28 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
microwaves :scared: you cant trust em

AND
Why am I not allowed to put metal in -spoons n stuff.
It's MADEof metal ffs ! ! ! !

28 May 2005

Quote by dambuster

microwaves :scared: you cant trust em

AND
Why am I not allowed to put metal in -spoons n stuff.
It's MADEof metal ffs ! ! ! !
why do you want to cook spoons ya loon there a sod to pass through
public service announcement
DON NOT COOK AND TRY TO EAT SPOONS. THERE A SOD TO PASS THROUGH .
end of public service announcement
i thank you lol

28 May 2005

i think combi microwaves have an element in em. thats not much different from an electric oven.
so your not just using microwaves to heat your food but some other type of heat 2(dont know what its called)
so its like puting a plastic tray under a grill.
i might be wrong.
how dull am i?
need to get out more.

28 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane

microwaves :scared: you cant trust em

AND
Why am I not allowed to put metal in -spoons n stuff.
It's MADEof metal ffs ! ! ! !
why do you want to cook spoons ya loon there a sod to pass through
public service announcement
DON NOT COOK AND TRY TO EAT SPOONS. THERE A SOD TO PASS THROUGH .
end of public service announcement
i thank you lol

de'errrrr
"Cook on full power for 2 minutes, stir with a spoon, then cook on full power for a further 2 minutes"
de'errrrr

28 May 2005

not sure why. think they get angry.
but if you put a light bulb in a microwave they light up.
then blow up.
thus suggesting that i havent got a clue.

28 May 2005

Quote by dambuster

microwaves :scared: you cant trust em

AND
Why am I not allowed to put metal in -spoons n stuff.
It's MADEof metal ffs ! ! ! !
why do you want to cook spoons ya loon there a sod to pass through
public service announcement
DON NOT COOK AND TRY TO EAT SPOONS. THERE A SOD TO PASS THROUGH .
end of public service announcement
i thank you lol

de'errrrr
"Cook on full power for 2 minutes, stir with a spoon, then cook on full power for a further 2 minutes and leave in spoon"
de'errrrr
am i missing something confused

28 May 2005

Quote by pubdog
not sure why. think they get angry.
but if you put a light bulb in a microwave they light up.
then blow up.
thus suggesting that i havent got a clue.

Yeah - that's another thing ! ! !
Ther's already a light bulb in there - so why doesn't that one blow up confused

:

28 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
not sure why. think they get angry.
but if you put a light bulb in a microwave they light up.
then blow up.
thus suggesting that i havent got a clue.

Yeah - that's another thing ! ! !
Ther's already a spoon in there - so why doesn't that one blow up confused

:
told ya dammie
microwave's :scared: ya cant trust em

28 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
told ya dammie
microwave's :scared: ya cant trust em

I think you're right, Rach.
I'm gonna get my camping stove from the truck.

28 May 2005

its that bulb thats giving off the microwaves.
thats why the power of a microwave is an watts.
............
i wanna know how come if i have a lasgne(for example) and it says 3mins @ full power in a 850w. how is it that you can guarentee the microwave im using will be 800w. or vice versa. sad

28 May 2005

Quote by dambuster

told ya dammie
microwave's :scared: ya cant trust em

I think you're right, Rach.
I'm gonna get my camping stove from the truck.
dont forget the billycans...are they called billycans?
and ffs dammie what ever you dont put the camping stove or billycans in the effin microwave ..we could all end up with a 100 years of radiation fall out :shock:
sorry for the editing your posts btw did you notice huh? smile

28 May 2005

Quote by pubdog
its that bulb thats giving off the microwaves.
thats why the power of a microwave is an watts.
............
(

watt ????

28 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
dont forget the billycans...are they called billycans?
and ffs dammie what ever you dont put the camping stove or billycans in the effin microwave ..we could all end up with a 100 years of radition fall out :shock:

billycans???
That's summat else I've got up in the loft, along with my old gas mask.
Pull up a sandbag, one day; and I'll tell you all about.

28 May 2005

exactly.
50 bloody watts eitherway.

28 May 2005

Quote by pubdog
exactly.
50 bloody watts eitherway.

watt watt watt? morning pubdog btw wink

28 May 2005

morning chuck.
are you well?
just gettin up? or not been to bed?

28 May 2005

Quote by pubdog
morning chuck.
are you well?
just gettin up? or not been to bed?

not been to bed yet wide eyed and have been kept up by that pesky dammie with his microwave's and spoons fetish while getting through a ton of fag papers and shag lol

28 May 2005

me too! :shock:
. tryin to ration me fags till the shop opens.
3 left, 2 hours.
bugger! i want one now.
all the 'micro' chat took me mind off the potential ciggarette drought!

28 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
not been to bed yet wide eyed and have been kept up by that pesky dammie with his microwave's and spoons fetish while getting through a ton of fag papers and shag

- :razz:

28 May 2005

Quote by dambuster

not been to bed yet wide eyed and have been kept up by that pesky dammie with his microwave's and spoons fetish while getting through a ton of fag papers and shag

- :razz:
wink

:thumbup: giz a lite

28 May 2005

:rotflmao:
ya started me off early this morning guys.....bloody bonkers.

28 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
:thumbup: giz a lite

Here - and look after this one ! ! !

28 May 2005

Quote by davej
:rotflmao:
ya started me off early this morning guys.....bloody bonkers.

did pupdog just call me a guy lol :shock: ffs hes calling me a guy dammie calls me top geezer ..what is a girl to do with the pair of ya lol

ok dammie your scaring me now..microwaves, spoons, and ive seen a few different lighters on various threads.
your not a pyromaniac are you?? :lol: i bet you crumble those firelighter blocks for bbqs on ya frostys aswell eh
is dammie going to libra's on sunday and will i be needing a fire proof outfit and maybe the fire service
inquiring minds need to know

28 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
:rotflmao:
ya started me off early this morning guys.....bloody bonkers.

did pupdogjust call me a guy lol :shock:
:shock:
rachel you've been inhaling fumes from dammies melted trays for too long.....get up in the loft and get your gas mask, before he frazzles yer brain any further.
..........davej off to try spoons on toast for breakfast despite the earlier warnings about digestion problems........

28 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
:rotflmao:
ya started me off early this morning guys.....bloody bonkers.

did pupdog just call me a guy lol :shock: ffs hes calling me a guy dammie calls me top geezer ..what is a girl to do with the pair of ya lol

I think that was davej - ya notblonde barm pot

Quote by rachel-lane
ok dammie your scaring me now..microwaves, spoons, and ive seen a few different lighters on various threads.

TSK ! ! !
I go searching the whole world wide interwebdotcom thing - and that's the thanx I get.

Quote by rachel-lane
your not a pyromaniac are you?? :lol: i bet you crumble those firelighter blocks for bbqs on ya frostys aswell eh

No - but I used to sniff ethonol a view years ago. And I have brewed up on top of a (sort of) petrol tanker :shock:

Quote by rachel-lane
is dammie going to libra's on sunday and will i be needing a fire proof outfit and maybe the fire service
inquiring minds need to know

I'm hoping to be all burned out by Sunday afternoon :wink:

28 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
:rotflmao:
ya started me off early this morning guys.....bloody bonkers.

did pupdog just call me a guy lol :shock: ffs hes calling me a guy dammie calls me top geezer ..what is a girl to do with the pair of ya lol

I think that was davej - ya notblonde barm pot

Quote by rachel-lane
ok dammie your scaring me now..microwaves, spoons, and ive seen a few different lighters on various threads.

TSK ! ! !
I go searching the whole world wide interwebdotcom thing - and that's the thanx I get.

Quote by rachel-lane
your not a pyromaniac are you?? :lol: i bet you crumble those firelighter blocks for bbqs on ya frostys aswell eh

No - but I used to sniff ethonol a view years ago. And I have brewed up on top of a (sort of) petrol tanker :shock:

Quote by rachel-lane
is dammie going to libra's on sunday and will i be needing a fire proof outfit and maybe the fire service
inquiring minds need to know

I'm hoping to be all burned out by Sunday afternoon :wink:
sorry pubdog i do apologise. oi davej call me a guy will ya?lol step out side in the car park mate i'll fackin have ya. do ya know who i am lol :lol:
confused

:? actually i dont think i even know who i am at this time of the morning

28 May 2005

bloody hell! ya nip to the 24hour garage 4 some fags and..........
you've all gone mad.
think its time to lay of the tippex thinners gang confused

:

28 May 2005

Quote by pubdog
bloody hell! ya nip to the 24hour garage 4 some fags and..........
you've all gone mad.
think its time to lay of the tippex thinners gang :

its sh for ya. it dosnt just make you screw with ya genitals it screws with ya mind aswell
rotflmao

my dog has just farted here btw ..and ive never heard him do one like that before dead loud it was, propper laffin here thats gonna leave a right stink!!
what was that about tippex? come and sniff my dogs ass its rank!! :uhoh: