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i was madly in lust with one of the original 'gladiators' on tv....so gorgeously hunky and sexy....until he happened to be operated on by one of the surgeons i worked with, and i was the scrub assistant.....
there i was :smitten: sillyhwoar: marvelling at the adonis before me who could hardly fit on the trolley, and the gown was straining round his muscular body.....until he opened his mouth and it sounded like a cinder trapped under a door! :shock:
fair put me off gladiators for life i can tell ya!!
so SO disappointed....his voice just ruined everything for me confused
I humbly apologise for my lack of Pam Ayres geographical contextual knowledge. To my addled brain her accent reminds me of Devon, Bristol, Somerset kind of area and I like it when people talk like they have that lovely naughty twinkle in their eye. Even phrases like "I'm going down the shops" can sound vaguely naughty.
I'm never very good with accents. When I try to do a Welsh one when emphasising something or telling a joke, I always end up going into an Indian/Pakistani accent and never understanding quite how it happens.
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I humbly apologise for my lack of Pam Ayres geographical contextual knowledge. To my addled brain her accent reminds me of Devon, Bristol, Somerset kind of area and I like it when people talk like they have that lovely naughty twinkle in their eye. Even phrases like "I'm going down the shops" can sound vaguely naughty.
I'm never very good with accents. When I try to do a Welsh one when emphasising something or telling a joke, I always end up going into an Indian/Pakistani accent and never understanding quite how it happens.

You're not alone- if I want my leg over the fastest way to get attention is by doing an impression of the WPC in Hot Fuzz.
"I could've given you the tour- I've been round the station a few times"
rolleyes
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I think I sound horrid on the 'phone confused
I think I have a dirty laugh though, does that count?

No you don't.
Yes you do.
Accents are a big turn on (and off). I am rather weak for a Brummie one, not everyone's cuppa I know. Also a deep-ish Indian one a la Shilpa Shetty.
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Nooooooo! :shock: Wash your minds out you dirty bleeders... :shock: This sooooo ain't gonna be the thread you're expecting.
I just had a brief chat with someone on the phone. They had a very sexy voice. :rascal:
This leads me to the point of this thread: do you think it is possible to find someone attractive just from the voice at the other end of the phone?
Nola x

Funny... I was thinking about this last week and I forgot about it but it's along the same lines in that I was listening to James Morrison's new album. I loved the last one so bought the new one and of all the singing voices... I'd shag him silly on the strength of that! :rascal:
Yep, I'm a sucker for a nice voice - french accents always do it for me lol
I love to hear people on the phone, The voice can be miss leading but who cares! and yes I do like phone sex but then again I like email sex, msn sex as well, all as a build up to real sex though smile
By the way I have a classical english accent with a hint of Brummy. biggrin