Telephonic sex

27 Feb 2009

"Yeah... oooh big boy, that's right..."
Nooooooo! :shock: Wash your minds out you dirty bleeders... :shock: This sooooo ain't gonna be the thread you're expecting.
I just had a brief chat with someone on the phone. They had a very sexy voice. :rascal:
This leads me to the point of this thread: do you think it is possible to find someone attractive just from the voice at the other end of the phone?
Nola x

27 Feb 2009

Conversely, I have gone right off someone I thought looked very sexy when I heard him speak! :shock:

27 Feb 2009

Yes, as part of my job, I have been required to make a phone call to a control centre to book in, and one of the people there had a sexy voice, her accent is northern, though couldnt tell where from, she is quite chatty and friendly, and I was not the only one among my colleagues to like what they heard.
We had no idea how she looked, but how she sounded kept us intrigued.

27 Feb 2009

Oh yes- very much so. Voices/accents are a big turn on in this camp.
:rascal:

27 Feb 2009

Awl Roight Witchy luv! Owyer doin? Oy Carrit! Thee've got no cowin' bovril!
De Do Dough, Don't de dough, la?
Fancy a shag?

27 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
Awl Roight Witchy luv! Owyer doin? Oy Carrit! Thee've got no cowin' bovril!
De Do Dough, Don't de dough, la?
Fancy a shag?

:inlove:

:rascal:

Phwooooooar baby!

27 Feb 2009

Quote by Witchy
Awl Roight Witchy luv! Owyer doin? Oy Carrit! Thee've got no cowin' bovril!
De Do Dough, Don't de dough, la?
Fancy a shag?

:inlove:

:rascal:

Phwooooooar baby!
Oh Oi've gaht a brand new combine 'arvester and oi'll give you da key...
Why Aye man! It's like reel bu'er!
Are you orgasmic yet?

27 Feb 2009

Yes I think you can.
At a works function a colleague nearly passed out from excitement when she met the husky voiced colleague she knew from her help desk work and had nick named "Barry White".

27 Feb 2009

Quote by benrums0n
Yes I think you can.
At a works function a colleague nearly passed out from excitement when she met the husky voiced colleague she knew from her help desk work and had nick named "Barry White".

I find the accent thing is just something I note. I can't say I find any sexy as such. I find some more attractive than others (Gentle Irish or Lowland Scottish, Gentle Welsh all very nice), but it doesn't make me a dribble and it is not a deal clincher for me.

27 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
Awl Roight Witchy luv! Owyer doin? Oy Carrit! Thee've got no cowin' bovril!
De Do Dough, Don't de dough, la?
Fancy a shag?

:inlove:

:rascal:

Phwooooooar baby!
Oh Oi've gaht a brand new combine 'arvester and oi'll give you da key...
Why Aye man! It's like reel bu'er!
Are you orgasmic yet?
I've left a wet patch redface

27 Feb 2009

Quote by Witchy
Awl Roight Witchy luv! Owyer doin? Oy Carrit! Thee've got no cowin' bovril!
De Do Dough, Don't de dough, la?
Fancy a shag?

:inlove:

:rascal:

Phwooooooar baby!
Oh Oi've gaht a brand new combine 'arvester and oi'll give you da key...
Why Aye man! It's like reel bu'er!
Are you orgasmic yet?
I've left a wet patch redface

Incontinence?

27 Feb 2009

Quote by Witchy
I've left a wet patch

Was that the Wurzel's second hit?

27 Feb 2009

Ah leik listening te the Jock an Irish accents they get me gannin they dee

27 Feb 2009

Quote by TanKinky
Ah leik listening te the Jock an Irish accents they get me gannin they dee

Ah Now! There! You see? A natural... Never mind me with the old crap butter quotation...
I like the lowland Scottish dialect. Borders, up to Edinburgh... I find some of the Glaswegian accents though a bit chafing to be honest... A bit like being attacked by a friendly dog as Billy Connolly put it.
I think a gentle Irish accent is the best though again not too harsh, just melodic and gentle.
As for the UK. Give me the Devon/Cornwall accent any time. There's something undeniably cheeky and fun about it. I just think "Pam Ayres" whenever I hear it and it makes me smile.

27 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance

I've left a wet patch

Was that the Wurzel's second hit?
You mean they had a first? :shock:

27 Feb 2009

Quote by Freckledbird

I've left a wet patch

Was that the Wurzel's second hit?
You mean they had a first? :shock:
Oh! The cheek of it!
Any band that can pen the lines
"I drove my tractor through your haystack last night..."
"I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet..."
is touched by genius.
Because of course, driving a tractor in the middle of the night, through haystacks while flinging pitchforks at dogs is quite possibly the subtlest and certainly the quietest way to show a loved one you care...
Give me them over Westlife any day of the week. It's amazing for me to think that a group of slack-jawed village idiots... could have so many number ones in the enlightened days of the 1990's and 2000's...

27 Feb 2009

Feck...
I've realised... I hijack more things than Somali pirates...
Sorry Nola...
I got distracted by the Wurzels.

27 Feb 2009

It's more than accents for me: it can be the timbre of a voice or the way words are said or inflected.
I guess I like a bit of aural, me. wink

27 Feb 2009

Aural sex is the best! I believe that's how I lost most of last Friday...
And a lovely voice can woo me. I had a client once with an amazing voice - we flirted gently for months. I'd done him loads of favours and he'd started mentioning he owed me dinner. One day he came into the office - fat, hairy and with appalling dress sense. I was devastated!! And was soooo glad I'd stayed cagey about that dinner invite!

27 Feb 2009

I love sexy voices on the phone :inlove:
I've only ever had phone sex once and it was his gorgeous voice that got me all and horny redface

27 Feb 2009

Someone at work told me I have a sex voice on my voicemail at work. And yes... that was sex voice! redface

27 Feb 2009

I remember as an office junior being crazy about client when he called the office. The secretary (bosses wife) took a pic of him for me, he was a balding obese 60 yr old, who was def not sexy in reality!
I love sexy voices but am wary now!
LOL

28 Feb 2009

Like some have already mentioned you can get burnt when you finally see someone after hearing their sexy voice.
I often chat to a girl from Wales who's got a lovely accent, is totally depreaved and having seen photos from about 10 years ago would seriously love to meet. But I've also seen her photos on her facebook profile and the last 10 years haven't been so kind to her.
Sometimes keeping things to the imagination is best. We still chat regularly and have great phone sex (although she often cums first, rolls over and falls asleep).

28 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
As for the UK. Give me the Devon/Cornwall accent any time. There's something undeniably cheeky and fun about it. I just think "Pam Ayres" whenever I hear it and it makes me smile.

Erm...Pam Ayres is from Oxfordshire. confused

28 Feb 2009

Quote by MikeNorth

As for the UK. Give me the Devon/Cornwall accent any time. There's something undeniably cheeky and fun about it. I just think "Pam Ayres" whenever I hear it and it makes me smile.

Erm...Pam Ayres is from Oxfordshire. confused

Ermmm... actually she was born in berkshire and now lives in the cotswolds biggrin

28 Feb 2009

I, rather surprisedly, ended up on the end of a phone with someone recently. She sounded so lovely. I was taken aback and I missed the opportunity to say how nice she sounded. redface

ops: :oops:
.

28 Feb 2009

Quote by westerross
I, rather surprisedly, ended up on the end of a phone with someone recently. She sounded so lovely. I was taken aback and I missed the opportunity to say how nice she sounded. ops: :oops:
.

Yeah, Tune, you have to get in quick before she finishes saying "your remaining credit is " lol

1 Mar 2009

Quote by MikeNorth
I, rather surprisedly, ended up on the end of a phone with someone recently. She sounded so lovely. I was taken aback and I missed the opportunity to say how nice she sounded. ops: :oops:
.

Yeah, Tune, you have to get in quick before she finishes saying "your remaining credit is " lol

Oi - I'm on contract if you don't mind and the one you're talking about sounds patronising. I'd still give her a shag though as long as she shut up fer 5 minutes.
.

1 Mar 2009

I'm totally with you on the sexy voice thing Nola. A friend of mine has quite probably the sexiest voice I've ever heard - I've even been known to get him to read erotic stories down the phone to me redface

His voice really does things to me :swoon: It's quite deep, he sounds quite posh and if he looked like his voice "says" he should, I'd be shagging the arse off him at every opportunity. Unfortunately, he looks nothing like the hunky, sexy bloke his voice would have me believe :cry:

1 Mar 2009

There's a particular person whose voice makes me melt. Not what's said, but how it's said.
I think I sound horrid on the 'phone confused

I think I have a dirty laugh though, does that count?