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Quote by noladreams30
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Minty breath strips
Ice cubes
Latex gloves
Menthol chewing gum (although yes, NWC, with you on possible choking hazard... being spectacularly accident prone as I am!!)
Mouthwash
Extra Strong Mints
Lube
Baby Oil
ooooh, am feeling a trip to the supermarket coming on! What a random trolley load this will be!!
Loving the tips btw ladies....
Nola x

This is a game I've enjoyed over the years: go into a supermarket, preferably late at night, and preferably with a partner, preferably drunk. Make up the rudest, most suggestive or obscene basket you can think of and try to embarrass the cashier as much as you can.
Then go home and use ALL of the stuff you just bought.
So i'd include say, condoms, lube, whipped cream, honey, strawberries, cucumber, clingfilm, gaffer tape and something weird like a meat tenderiser to really freak them out.
What else would you put on the list?
Cheese Grater lol
And tobasco sauce
KY Jelly and a cucumber :twisted:
tesco are running a nice line of riding crops at the moment. (not like i've looked) redface
want to get a life ?
Quote by annejohn
want to get a life ?

:giggle:
Quote by Ian
tesco are running a nice line of riding crops at the moment. (not like i've looked) redface

They are aren't they... so I reckon we'll add one of them to the basket, and maybe something random like a big slab of butter (random, or just cos I have recently watched *that* Brando movie... you decide! :twisted: )
Oh you BAD BAD people! rotflmao
ohh.. good game, good game!
natural yoghurt, cranberry juice and a sympathy card innocent
Try to imagine a thin stemmed vase with a bulbous base :shock:
For the basket a rather suggestively rude vase for a single flower & a tube of Durex Play Tingle lube
:twisted:
Quote by noladreams30
or just cos I have recently watched *that* Brando movie... you decide! :twisted: )

On the Dairyfront?
lp
cooks matches, church candles and pegs redface
washing-line
bleach
dustbin bags
marigolds
electric carving knife
what?
lp
oh, and a copy of something by Patricia Cornwell
enjoy x
The biggest butternut squash they sell, a catering size tub of vaseline, a mop and some Jeyes fluid......
Party on!
a leather kilt rotflmao
did someone say butternut squash? innocent :whistling:
The cheese grater is genius. And:
Quote by __random_orbit__
washing-line
bleach
dustbin bags
marigolds
electric carving knife
what?
lp
oh, and a copy of something by Patricia Cornwell
enjoy x

...I like your style.
A feathered duster, A few soft bristle brushes and face paints!
Baby oil,
ooo and a bottle of spray cream so it doesn't look to obvious lol
A knowing wink and ask them when they get off work.
Wearing nothing but boots and an overcoat;
Chocolate sauce
Marigolds
Bottle brush
Clothes pegs
One of those elecric gas ignitors
Icecream
Batteries
and some Deep-Heat
Works everytime.
H.x
disposable razors
cotton buds
lighter fuel
lp
Latex gloves
Baby oil
syrup
Durex play
Cucumber
Corgette
skipping rope (or any rope available)
a paddle brush
Rolling Pin
wet wipes
On an approximately fortnightly basis, I have to buy a carton (24 boxes) of man sized tissues, for a family member who suffers from acute lung problems due to smoking. I always go to the same shop for them and as often as not get the same checkout operator. After one trip, as I was paying, curiosity got the better of him and he asked if I was expecting a heavy cold? “nope” I said turning my best smile on the queue of middle-aged ladies behind me, “I just have a huge porn collection”
If you’re going to play the game people, play it to the max….. wink
Hi i work on checkouts at tescos and if anyone came through my checkout with a tenth of these products id probably get really turned on and leave a wet patch redface
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Hi i work on checkouts at tescos and if anyone came through my checkout with a tenth of these products id probably get really turned on and leave a wet patch redface

sanitary products and duck tape
lp
Deks usual fri night shop at asda
1 bottle of whiskey
rose wine
cucumber
while you paying you could always ask if george do peep hole bras dunno and after shes said no put the normal bra and scissors you had in your hand onto the belt with your other stuff :dunno:
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Hmmmm...A car towing cable, some latex gloves, a box of condoms, anaesthetic cream, a jar of whole peppercorns, a packet of sewing needles, a bandage, a packet of razors, heavy duty sanitary towels, laxative tablets, cable-ties, a cucumber, a bottle of carribean jerk sauce, disposable camera and two bottles of vodka.
:twisted:

you forgot your deep sea diving suit wink
Quote by anais
Cheese Grater lol

Anais
Bad girl smackbottom
rotflmao
Go into my supermarket late at night (after 10pm), and it is self service tills only, no cashiers! :lol:
There is a supervisor around somewhere, but you are left to get on with it scanning your items and paying.