Without doubt the 70's were responsible for the hairiest pornstars ..but at least the names weren't so outrageous were they. Just as well really as we'd have been peeing ourselves rotten for 2 reasons. Still you can't knock 'Deep Throat' and 'Debbie Does Dallas' for giving porn a wider profile.
Was looking at some old photos recently when having a clearout. Why is it that so many of the unfortunate subjects looked like pornstars - why didn't we tell 'em at the time!!!
Anyway I agree - the spitting bit don't do it for me. Now as for pouring a bottle of lubrication all over the bits in need I reckon thats quite a turn on. Would be in the top 3 of 'best bits'.
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Orgasminator
I have porn ambitions myself. Would like to direct a porn film that I would write. I got the rough idea written as a story. Will email the first 3 people to respond with their wish to see and review the plot.
Sexpert
Quote by Tania
I have porn ambitions myself. Would like to direct a porn film that I would write. I got the rough idea written as a story. Will email the first 3 people to respond with their wish to see and review the plot.
If the plot involves a mature guy - then id love to read it!
maybe audition for the part ?? (not saying which part before anyone asks)
Orgasminator
The story is told by him at the ripe age of 60 something and it regards his strange life just before the Greek War of Independence.
Orgasminator
No, no mandolins involved. 
Sex God
The best bit of a porn movie is the cum shot (preferably in the plural) :twisted:
Orgasminator
I'm quite fond of , partly because it amazes me that a career can be made like that...and yes, I'm jealous and wish I could do it too!
Orgasminator
Quote by JudyTV
The best part of a porn video is when I get half price exchange when I return it and buy another one.
Judy
you pay for porn AND the internet?
Orgasminator
Interesting link to TY. I have seen her on a DVD before but I don't envy her. She is ruined, totally ruined. As for inserting dildos in her urethra, heavens forbid! Any of us girls who's ever suffered a UTI would shudder at the thought.
Orgasminator
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Interesting link to TY. I have seen her on a DVD before but I don't envy her. She is ruined, totally ruined. As for inserting dildos in her urethra, heavens forbid! Any of us girls who's ever suffered a UTI would shudder at the thought.
not just dildos.... :shock:
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Oh yes, absolutely and all the time, I am a avid collector of .......quality and 3 hour Tranny porn. Not the low quality movie downloads from goatlist etc.
Free lunches are usually not very tasty and give you indigestion. Quality, like comfort will often cost.
Judy.
no I use emule, and a lot of them are dvd quality
and yes, I have some nice tranny porn too :D Best bits are when it's amateurs. Can't do with plastic pornstars at all, especially the ones who always look at the camera with that dum "Am I doing it right?" look on their faces....
I used to love listening to the soundtracks on porn films, there were some truly abysmal tunes, to go with the truly abysmal dubbed sound. It was hilarious watching the woman's mouth saying " Ooh, yes, baby, it's so big, fuck me hard", when it looked very much like "Get off me you fucking animal, ouch that hurt!"
Rick
I used to love listening to the soundtracks on porn films, there were some truly abysmal tunes, to go with the truly abysmal dubbed sound. It was hilarious watching the woman's mouth saying " Ooh, yes, baby, it's so big, fuck me hard", when it looked very much like "Get off me you fucking animal, ouch that hurt!"
Rick
Completely forgot about the tape my mate lent me years ago....
Close-up of an amateur couple, he has his face buried in her pussy, going hell for leather.... There's a fly strutting round her lips as bold as brass, that was the funniest thing I've seen, and possibly the most disgusting too!
Rick
Close-up of an amateur couple, he has his face buried in her pussy, going hell for leather.... There's a fly strutting round her lips as bold as brass, that was the funniest thing I've seen, and possibly the most disgusting too!
Rick
For me it's gotta be that 70's style wahwah pedal guitar music... Spent an evening in a SAS hotel in stockholm - all pine wood clad room with orange 70's chairs and pendant lamps with a young lady and pretended to star in a film whilst making our own porno soundtrack - fabulous fun... (well, you had to be there to *really* get the full effect.. errr. of course... 
)
) My favourite stuff has to be amateur, but I simply can't resist some of the more unusual stuff...
Not that I mean kinky in any way, but simply rare. Like "costume drama" style stuff that looks like it's been made by the BBC, or comedy, like the Pink Panther ripoff... that was a killer. Then there's the wonderful adaptation of Sleeping Beauty!
I like costumes in Porn... not as in "uniforms" like you might find on the net, but medieval all the way up to 20's or 30's cossie... even that one peachy internet site devoted to Star Trek Porn... now THAT'S a laugh an' alf...
Not that I mean kinky in any way, but simply rare. Like "costume drama" style stuff that looks like it's been made by the BBC, or comedy, like the Pink Panther ripoff... that was a killer. Then there's the wonderful adaptation of Sleeping Beauty!
I like costumes in Porn... not as in "uniforms" like you might find on the net, but medieval all the way up to 20's or 30's cossie... even that one peachy internet site devoted to Star Trek Porn... now THAT'S a laugh an' alf...
I have to profess a liking for 'the money shot', which leads me to my big criticism of the porn industry. What the hell is up with fading to black the very instant the guy has cum? Is blank tape really that prescious?
The best porn films are ones where we get to see a long, lingering clean up operation on the guy, getting every last drop out, and not stopping until he's soft enough for the girl to deep-throat him with a smile (amongst other things) on her face. The worst fade to black instantly, or after a few seconds of the girl giving the cameraman a 'thank god that's over can I have my money now' look. Way to spoil the mood!
The best porn films are ones where we get to see a long, lingering clean up operation on the guy, getting every last drop out, and not stopping until he's soft enough for the girl to deep-throat him with a smile (amongst other things) on her face. The worst fade to black instantly, or after a few seconds of the girl giving the cameraman a 'thank god that's over can I have my money now' look. Way to spoil the mood!
Bit off topic but in the sex scenes on TV and in mainstream films, it always makes me smile at the way the actors (ahem) get together.
Absolutely no foreplay whatsoever and the male lead only needs to roll over the female lead and Bob's your uncle and in it goes with none of this reaching down for adjustments malarky.
Absolutely no foreplay whatsoever and the male lead only needs to roll over the female lead and Bob's your uncle and in it goes with none of this reaching down for adjustments malarky.
It always amazed me how couples in TV programmes could jump into bed, and have such a fantasic shag when they were both still semi-clothed.....
There he is, giving her a real good seeing to, she's moaning like hell, but he's still got his Y-Fronts on. How crap is that? I ask you.....
Rick
There he is, giving her a real good seeing to, she's moaning like hell, but he's still got his Y-Fronts on. How crap is that? I ask you.....
Rick
Orgasminator
Quote by RickRoper
There he is, giving her a real good seeing to, she's moaning like hell, but he's still got his Y-Fronts on. How crap is that? I ask you.....
Rick
Well since you are asking, some of us ladies don't mind what he's wearing as long as he is kissing/stroking the right parts! ;) So what's wrong with being expressive (moaning) during foreplay?
