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The best excuse not to take things further.

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I've just got a response back from a single fem who responded to our advert. Her reason for not taking things further?
I don't think I could have sex with a girl who wears such big nickers
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My response.....
It's a thong. You're a con. Fuck off.
ROFLMAO
why doesn't she just take them off?????
:shock:
They might get stuck in her teeth lol
Bev
xx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bloke alert! lol :lol:
Oh dear Libra - I bet you were gutted (not) !!!
Oh be fair! It is a rather large thong... :twisted: :twisted:
*ducks*
Quote by Ghostie
Oh be fair! It is a rather large thong... :twisted: :twisted:
*ducks*

Oi you, you'll pay for that at the munch!
Quote by Ghostie
Oh be fair! It is a rather large thong... :twisted: :twisted:
*ducks*

Ahh but size isn't everything ;) ;) ;) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bolt
Hugs Libra - honey with comments like that you definitely are not the loser in that one biggrin
thomething you thing
(apologies in advance to anyone with a lisp, I mean no offence)
Bev
xx
Quote by Libra-Love
I've just got a response back from a single fem who responded to our advert. Her reason for not taking things further?
I don't think I could have sex with a girl who wears such big nickers
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My response.....
It's a thong. You're a con. Fuck off.
lol ya gota laugh though libra some people ,any way when ya giving bridgit jones her knicks back pet
Quote by Libra-Love
I've just got a response back from a single fem who responded to our advert. Her reason for not taking things further?
I don't think I could have sex with a girl who wears such big nickers
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Hold on............ you wear knickers :shock: Good god woman, that's sick!
lol
Sigh.. that age old thing... women want there bottom bits smaller and men want theirs bigger... Now about that thong... might make a nice hat... ;)
Feeling left out , it seems were the only ones who havent seen Libras pants !
Quote by Silk and Big G
Feeling left out , it seems were the only ones who havent seen Libras pants !

Ur not the only one's not to have seen them!
But it is a good excuse! (Not)
Hey, i was wearing big ish knickers on Saturday, sexy ones thou!
And Libras knickers are smaller than mine, im sure!
think libra was gusseted not gutted
Well Libra .....if your going to wear these flesh coloured thongs!
<<<<<<< My big knickers confused
And what's wrong with big pants anyway?
Someone I know was wearing a sexy pair of big pants with a shoe lace type thingy at the back recently. Very sexy too :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
<<<<<<< My big knickers confused
And what's wrong with big pants anyway?

Libra_Love, Sweetie.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with those.
I for one would dearly love to see them in person, on my bedroom floor, on your bedroom floor, or even (dare I say) in the passenger footwell of my truck.
Big nickers are sexy!
hasn't anyone seen Bridjet Jones? wink
Big hi to everyone by the way - new kid (or is that dick) on the board
Awol
Quote by Libra-Love
I've just got a response back from a single fem who responded to our advert. Her reason for not taking things further?
I don't think I could have sex with a girl who wears such big nickers
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My response.....
It's a thong. You're a con. Fuck off.

big... BIG... i've seen more cotton in me belly button, lol.
Anytime you want to come up this way for a professional measuring service on the area covered by your undies and photographic proof... let me know ;-)
ps... you have a great arse lol
Quote by Libra-Love
I've just got a response back from a single fem who responded to our advert. Her reason for not taking things further?
I don't think I could have sex with a girl who wears such big nickers
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My response.....
It's a thong. You're a con. Fuck off.

Well Libra poor girl doesn't know what she is missing, but aside from that I think the best response would be "and I would not want to sleep with a girl who doesn't realise she is supposed to take them off..."
i assume if i contacted her she would say " i cant have sex with a girl who wears such a big bra" lol
libra... please make this the last night of sleep you lose over this! confused
lol
Quote by dambuster
<<<<<<< My big knickers confused
And what's wrong with big pants anyway?

Libra_Love, Sweetie.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with those.
I for one would dearly love to see them in person, on my bedroom floor, on your bedroom floor, or even (dare I say) in the passenger footwell of my truck.
Don't hang 'em on his wing mirrors though Libra. Mine got nicked somewhere outside Maidstone. :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Shame on yer DB. In your footwell? Don't they give you a bunk? :lol2:
Quote by Eagerslut9

Shame on yer DB. In your footwell? Don't they give you a bunk? :lol2:

Actually - I have two.! ! ! !!
I don't have to rough it in a Merc wink
But I'd hate to thing of anything getting creased, and contrary to "someones" believes, my footwells are usually quite clean. As is the rest of my motor - and me
(remember???)
ES & DB,
I'm sure you have both got clean footwells.
You both carry on like this and Libra-Love won't be round to see either of you, let alone take her nics off for you, lacey or otherwise.
Now be nice to each other.
lol
Yep!
Where do ya think they'll pop up next? dunno
Won't be in my laybye though!! :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Yep!
Where do ya think they'll pop up next? dunno
Won't be in my laybye though!! :lol2: :lol2:

Mybe Felixstowe :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes
Quote by Sarah1448
ES & DB,
I'm sure you have both got clean footwells.
You both carry on like this and Libra-Love won't be round to see either of you, let alone take her nics off for you, lacey or otherwise.
Now be nice to each other.
lol

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawh! dunno
We was just kiddin' each other babe. wink :wink: