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'The Busty Club'

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Hiya
Well, what started off as a bit of a joke between Well-Busty-Babe and ^2_busty_babes^ (Claire and Cameron of ACC_MFF_SX) at Surrey Singles party on the 7th August seems to have developed a bit!!!!
So what we have decided is to launch the unofficial 'The Busty Club' on here
We are accepting applications to join from any ladies of 'D' cup and over
If you PM us here or in the chatroom with your email addy, we will send you an application form to fill in!!! This will prob be at the week-end (21st Aug) as we haven't finished it yet!!!!!
Please note that 'The Busty Club' is NOT endorsed by SH, Is only a bit of fun, and if any one has taken any offence by it......................
TOUGH Get a life!!!!!!
Luv Alex Claire and Cameron xxx XXX
If you need someone to ensure your new members measure up give me a call, please please please!!!! biggrin
can i join please, please wink
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Does Nipple size count! biggrin lol
Mine arent big enough :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Mine aren't big enough either and what are we all gonna get out o' this - without appearing too mercenary....?
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Mine aren't big enough either and what are we all gonna get out o' this - without appearing too mercenary....?

A not so Busty club??? dunno
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We are accepting applications to join from any ladies of 'D' cup and over
Luv Alex Claire and Cameron xxx XXX

Woooooo Hooooooooo at last I can join a busty club.... wave
Shireen
xxx
P.s. Is it like the Tutfy club?? redface
Can I have two applications please? One for each......hehe
xanaisx
lol...so how many members are in the club now?
Let me just measure myself to see If I qualify......
i think i should get free membership as well_busty_babe is my partner.
Mine aren`t big enough either!
Venusxxx
Mine either (lucky really) or Mrs TnH... Still I prefer smaller, all a matter of taste :P Have to have an official SOAMJ club, if anyone can work out what the acronym means...
Can i join please, just 38d but big nipples too if that helps!!
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Let me just measure myself to see If I qualify......

Here, let me do that for you Mel! biggrin
yep think mine are just big enough :twisted:
can i join
sticks chest out for inspection
Mine are just about big enough too .... but I desparate to shrink them so perhaps I might hold back joining rolleyes
I'm gonna start an F cup jockstrap club!
Well it's a bugger of a Job, but someone has to do it............
Right I will offer my services to be official measurer of boobs and nipple size. I do have qualifications and years of experience in this area.
I am adaptable, keen, enthusiastic and conscientious , able to work to tight deadlines and used to delivering under pressure.
I have worked as a boob measurer / nipple inspector from a very early age.... (from 1 day old - I think) and have adapted and incorperated some interesting and original weighing skills in this specialist area.
Being multilingual I can work in inches or cm's, have my own tape measure and scales.
I am supportive, and able to cope with more than one job in hand at a time....
I trust that I will be acceptable and look forward to assisting you with what I am sure must be a heavy workload.
Yours Faithfully
Frogster
Hey now scroll up matey, I think you'll find I'm one step ahead! lol
Ah.......... but do you have your own tape measure confused: :?:
do you have to be female to join the Busty Club? I think I might just about meet the membership criteria redface
Ooooh can i join please???? I actually qualify for this with my 40DD's
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id love to sit on the judging panel with all the other guys and other my experience when the judging takes place wink
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Ah.......... but do you have your own tape measure confused: :?:

I plan to use my hands...!! biggrin
not sure i am aallowed to join this club as i seem to be one of the managing directors lol
hope u lot have paid your subs! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think this club is boobist.... :cry:
Begins to sob as yet again her C cup comes into question...
And i'm with you Claire and Venus if this goes ahead we'll have to start our own not so busty club,
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
Oh Bloody Hell!!! What HAVE we started!!!!!!
Well....Thanx to all who have replied so far. In answer to a few questions that have arisen:-
Sorry but I (Alex) am the only official 'measurer' and despite the workload am willing to put the long hours of overtime in to cover every prospective member.......So thanx but no thanx to all the guys who have offered help!!!
We are seriously(?) thinking of a 'sister' club for the 'not-so well-endowed' SH lady members........ The 'Not-So Busty Club'??? Your feed-back is welcome!!!
No It is nothing to do with the 'Tufty Club'!!!! This was the product of the RoSPA and featured an annoying do-gooder squirrel that wore a waistcoat!!!!
Well-Busty-Babe hun.....As a founder member you're in anyway although I haven't done the 'hands on' test!! (yet!!)
There may be a delay in the membership form as what was to be a quiet week-end for us (We're not going to NW munch) Has now gone t**s up!!
Seriously( It is this time) We may toy with the idea of producing T-Shirts Anybody know of a good and cheap T-shirt company???
Anyway keep the comments etc. rolling in and chat to us in the chatroom....We don't bite (much!!)
Luv Alex Claire Cameron xxx XXX
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We are seriously(?) thinking of a 'sister' club for the 'not-so well-endowed' SH lady members........ The 'Not-So Busty Club'??? Your feed-back is welcome!!!

I'll Chair this one if you'd like - to ease the pressure and all!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel: The pink and fluffy brigade leader!