...the chemist to buy some...
...baby oil I had heard....
...it was very good for...
...soothing parts that other oils....
...can't reach. All it did...
...letting it slip through my...
...slippery fingers and onto my...
...lap, but luckily I had...
... just enough lubrication to reach...
...all the nooks and crannies...
...where it slowly started to...
...melt and flow until I...
...felt something slowly start to ...
...fill in all the crevices...
...and things began to move...
...towards the ultimate conclusion. But...
...just at that crutial moment...
...there was a hesitant knock...
... who could it be? I...
...hope it's not my husband...
...friends round for a takeaway...
... so there was i with ..
...six men in the house...
...and due on, what now...
Ok i'll start.
