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the funks not happy aint had sex since last wed and arsenal

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Sex God
Life sure is tough sometimes rolleyes lol
Maybe your team will win soon wink
Tracy-Jayne
Oh FFS! Stop moaning and putting up pointless posts and spamming the site, you dork! If you don't have anything useful to say then PLEASE SHUT UP! Who cares! Please lock this!
LC wink
Quote by Lovecommando
Oh FFS! Stop moaning and putting up pointless posts and spamming the site, you dork! If you don't have anything useful to say then PLEASE SHUT UP! Who cares! Please lock this!
LC wink

love you too buddy
BEt your glad you got your computer repaired now??!!!!
See the standard of sophisticated conversation youve been missing??
BTW who gives a shit about football??
Sexlightened
I'm very new here so I'm certain to get slated for my inexperience and lack of knowledge, that aside I think love commandos reaction is a little extreme. The entrance to the cafe says this is the place for general chit chat about ANYTHING not covered in the other two sections.
If I have no interest in someones posts I just don't respond, it's easy.
Quote by the funk
Oh FFS! Stop moaning and putting up pointless posts and spamming the site, you dork! If you don't have anything useful to say then PLEASE SHUT UP! Who cares! Please lock this!
LC wink

love you too buddy
Yes well, just start something more thought provoking mate, don't turn this forum into your personal messenger! People will appreciate that more and you will do yourself a favour.
Love you too Funk!
LC :wink:
Warming the Bed
Count yourself lucky mate its been 2 weeks here.....
**Thanks god for fingers and batteries** rolleyes
Quote by Kent-man
I'm very new here so I'm certain to get slated for my inexperience and lack of knowledge, that aside I think love commandos reaction is a little extreme. The entrance to the cafe says this is the place for general chit chat about ANYTHING not covered in the other two sections.
If I have no interest in someones posts I just don't respond, it's easy.

agrees !!
Quote by Lovecommando
Oh FFS! Stop moaning and putting up pointless posts and spamming the site, you dork! If you don't have anything useful to say then PLEASE SHUT UP! Who cares! Please lock this!
LC wink

Handbags at ten paces lol
Time of the month love?? dunno :lol2:
btw i think Arsenal should be fecking loosing too not fair sad
LC harsh, very harsh.
Threads like this usually start off general banter and conversation. You are not here to police the content of posts, I was under the impression that was the mods job. Stop having a go at the poor lad and have your dummy back..... seems you threw it out of your pram. rolleyes :P
Btw, I'm not bothered about footy either, although I'd prefer a Norweigan team to win over Arsenal! Only cos I have In-laws that live in Norway and I'm heading out there for christmas biggrin Although minus 30degrees seems a little too cold for my liking! :shock: .......and it's about a week and half since my last shag! lol Very nice it was too! :lol:
Yes, it's a week and a half since I had a shag and I don't give a toss about football! But it's been commented on that people are putting up crap posts and it's driving people away from the site!
LC wink
Sexlightened
But who is to judge the crapness of posts and what scale should it be measured on?
omg !!!!!!!
we need a shag thread heheheheh rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
i havnt had 1 since last night oh and football is good fun even if it is just the football players legs we looking at and missing the ball heheheheh
jaky xxxx
Sex God
Awww... never mind funk.. I'm going to have to go a whole 6 weeks without sex after the baby's born!!
Guess thats why I'm making sure I have it every day at the moment!!! :giggle:
Quote by Kent-man
I'm very new here so I'm certain to get slated for my inexperience and lack of knowledge, that aside I think love commandos reaction is a little extreme. The entrance to the cafe says this is the place for general chit chat about ANYTHING not covered in the other two sections.
If I have no interest in someones posts I just don't respond, it's easy.

Well I do have an interest in this because it typifies the inane drivel some posters seem to think they can post here. I know from many conversation both by PM and in person that many regulars think that too many people start posts of poor quality here, either in terms of provoking thought or of a humorous bent and are losing interest in posting or visiting the cafe. There are still some great posters here but, tonight I thought Funk's just took the biscuit in terms of whinging! Not that we haven't seen it before, but please! Arsenal not winning, haven't had a shag since last Wednesday! FFS! Myself and others on this site have far worse to deal with!
LC wink
Of course we have far worse to deal with! I come here for some light relief and don't want to read threads that get me more down than I already am thanks very much LC.
If you don't like it.... pass it by, no need to be all nasty. We all have problems.
Quote by little gem
Of course we have far worse to deal with! I come here for some light relief and don't want to read threads that get me more down than I already am thanks very much LC.
If you don't like it.... pass it by, no need to be all nasty. We all have problems.

I don't think am being nasty, just making a comment about what others have said on other threads and in other conversations.
LC wink
Sexlightened
I am becoming increasingly interested in the interest shown in uninteresting posts. The general interest in these posts of low interest also seems to be on the up. This upsurge in interest may lead to the generation of posts with a lower interest rating, which is in itself interesting.
Fascinating!
Sex God
Quote by Lovecommando
Oh FFS! Stop moaning and putting up pointless posts and spamming the site, you dork! If you don't have anything useful to say then PLEASE SHUT UP! Who cares! Please lock this!
LC wink

You may not have meant it that way.. but that certainly came across as nasty.
Mumbles to self - I must not post inane threads, I must not post attention seeking threads, I must not flounce, I must not remark on my post count, I must not post anything that has been posted before in the last six months.
Hmmmm - maybe just not post.....................
LC I still don't know exactly why funk or any of us shouldn't post *drivel* like this if it get's people chatting. After all, isn't that what we're here for? Don't we all want to join in on the munches, attend parties (perhaps) clubs (again maybe/maybe not). Thought that was the idea here. Or am I missing something dunno
So far what you've said up there ^ ^ ^ still doesn't get me thinking your way. Perhaps you can pm the others you know of who share your views on (inane) postings and direct them to this thread. Perhaps they could help in shedding more light on this for us all? At times I 'm also not as eloquant as I'd wish when stressing a point or giving an opinion etc.
Sexlightened
I think that is a good idea rogerthedragon. If nobody posts then the forum would be a much better place. At least we'd all be able to focus fully on our problems!
Quote by Lovecommando
Oh FFS! Stop moaning and putting up pointless posts and spamming the site, you dork! If you don't have anything useful to say then PLEASE SHUT UP! Who cares! Please lock this!
LC wink

Steady on! We all have different levels of social skills, and I've certainly got no objection to helping along a younger SH member whose social skills are not so great (yet), but who is genuine, entertaining, obviously enjoys being here and gets something out of it.
However, one thing I find a little irritating is people here referring to themselves in the third person, it can come across as a little arrogant, but well, what the hell. smile
The Mikemeister.
Sexlightened
Quote by MikeNorth
Oh FFS! Stop moaning and putting up pointless posts and spamming the site, you dork! If you don't have anything useful to say then PLEASE SHUT UP! Who cares! Please lock this!
LC wink

Steady on! We all have different levels of social skills, and I've certainly got no objection to helping along a younger SH member whose social skills are not so great (yet), but who is genuine, entertaining, obviously enjoys being here and gets something out of it.
However, one thing I find a little irritating is people here referring to themselves in the third person, it can come across as a little arrogant, but well, what the hell. smile
The Mikemeister.
Yes well, just start something more thought provoking mate, don't turn this forum into your personal messenger! People will appreciate that more and you will do yourself a favour.
Love you too Funk!
LC wink

Has this thread not started something thought provoking?? i.e what is acceptable and not accepteable to post?
My opinion for what it's worth, is post what you like, but also ignore the "crap inane" posts you don't like.
If the problem is that "crap inane" threads are taking uo to much bandwidth then thats for the Mods to sort out.
I find it a tad arrogant that you think your opinion counts more than someone elses, just because you've posted here longer.
Sexlightened
Quote by Kent-man
I am becoming increasingly interested in the interest shown in uninteresting posts. The general interest in these posts of low interest also seems to be on the up. This upsurge in interest may lead to the generation of posts with a lower interest rating, which is in itself interesting.
Fascinating!

I'm sorry Kent-man, you've confused me here, I take the following from your post , perhaps you could let me know if I'm on the right track. If the general interest in posts of low interest is increasing, then interest in interesting posts we can assume is increasing at a greater rate. Therefore, these uniteresting posts are creating greater interest in all posts , and as such would surely increase the number of interesting and uninteresting posts, thereby the cumulative effect being a more interesting forum. :shock:
Sexlightened
ps. one person's interesting is another person's uninteresting - who should be the judge?
confused