FFS SARGE NOT WITHOUT A SAFETY NET!!!!
11 MINUTES
Stop the clock. I’m back!!!
I have no idea how long that was yet because this was a pre prepared post but I’m sure it was fast!!!!
Go Sarge Go!!
I would say 3 mins!!!
Well Sarge you're a brave man indeed ( just hope he drys his feet properly before running down the stairs :doh: )
Good luck that man, rooting for you Sarge :bounce:
Hurry up Sarge I'm bursting!!!
Love
Wilma
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Now that was quick. Right I am gonna have a go at this in the week so I need to know the rules.
1 Do you start with your kit off or on
2 Do penalty time points need to be added if you live in a Bungalow
3 Can the shower be running at the right temperature before leaving to start
4 Can you use wash 'n' go shampoo or is this cheating
5 Is it necessary to tuck the shower curtain in all the way round or are splashes on the floor acceptable
6 Does it have to be a proper arse crack wash or is a perfunctory wipe sufficient
7 Does the time include drying and dressing in my batman jimjams
If you can set the rules then we can all try and for the sake of fairness are the ladies viewed as having less bits to wash or does a pair of breasts equal a knob and sack.
Perhaps we should have a Forum "Shower Olympics"
All contenders must be be seated at their terminal, logged in when the starting gun goes.
Each contender must be wearing 5 items of clothing.
When the starter gun fires - you log off, shower, return, log on and post your return message.
Any of the following will result in a 30 second time penalty::
Applying shampoo and shower gel to your hair and body before the official start.
Not removing the five items of clothing until you are in the shower.
Any assistance rendered by spectators to either shower or dry, unless it can be shown that said assistance led to full sex, in which case 30 seconds will be deducted from your time.
Electrocuting yourself by typing your return message with wet hands will result in immediated disqualification.
The following artificial aids are banned:
Using a hose to extend the shower into the computer room.
Using and electrical extension to set up your computer in the shower room.
The following handicaps will apply:
Users of broadband will receive a 1 minute handicap
Users of wireless networks will receive a 30 second handicap.
First return post wins!
lhk
Kat
I would like an adjudication on a small point from the rules panel.
After the Sarge's brave personnel best, both myself and mrs davej tried two dry runs to sort out our best route to the shower room, which we will admit meant rearranging some furniture through the house to give us a straighter run, this in itself we believe to be fair as we have yet to see any soffa's or televisions blocking the way in the 110 metres hurdles at the olympics.
My point is, that during the first wet run, mrs davej in her rush and excitement, accidently whizzed in the shower, now apart from this being un- hygenic, it has also prevented the possibility of performing a urine test on her for any banned substances. I would further like to point out that I caught her limbering up in the kitchen and swigging from a well known bottle of cough linctus.
If this is a disqualification issue, I will break the news at a suitable time myself.
Great stuff this shower competition. I'm wetting myself laughing reading all this. Think I need a shower now. But why stop there. Maybe we could club together and award medals as they do in the olympics. The presentation could take place at a munch. How about going for a place in the Guinness book of records.
: ) 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
:x I was sabotaged. 
:roll: 
) while zooming past on one of the kids micor-scooters shouting "OUT THE WAY" 
