Have found myself at home today, done all my work etc. I sunk into a bath of hot water, turning a pleasant pink. Not that I do not enjoy a bath with Mrs Mann, but the water is never hot enough.
A simply pleasure!
So what is the best bit about not having the other half about?
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The joy of being alone
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Sex God
As dek works away a bit id say the pleasures are getting the bed to myself 
less cleaning up and not having to hide the choccy stash
less cleaning up and not having to hide the choccy stash 
Casanova
The Joy Of Being Alone
Happily doing housework
I hate doing the housework when Rich is sat on his bum...its a major issue
dee xx
Happily doing housework
I hate doing the housework when Rich is sat on his bum...its a major issue
dee xx
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
and having the remote all to myself:lol: ;lol:
Oh yeah that to and watching programmes without them moaning about how crap it is and no sport
Quote by X_fanny_x
and having the remote all to myself
Oh yeah that to and watching programmes without them moaning about how crap it is and no sport
You two let your fellas touch the remote? :shock:
Emily Pankhurst didn't let her knockers wobble for the likes of this, you know!
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
and having the remote all to myself
Oh yeah that to and watching programmes without them moaning about how crap it is and no sport
You two let your fellas touch the remote? :shock:
Emily Pankhurst didn't let her knockers wobble for the likes of this, you know!
In order to get on the pc i have to let go of the remote men cant multitask so he says ya cant type watch the screeen and watch telly at same time ! wanna bet
Sex God
House stays tidy.
I get to sleep in the middle of the bed.
I get to sleep in the middle of the bed.
Quote by X_fanny_x
and having the remote all to myself
Oh yeah that to and watching programmes without them moaning about how crap it is and no sport
You two let your fellas touch the remote? :shock:
Emily Pankhurst didn't let her knockers wobble for the likes of this, you know!
In order to get on the pc i have to let go of the remote men cant multitask so he says ya cant type watch the screeen and watch telly at same time ! wanna bet
I'm usually reading teletext, using the computer and listening to the telly- never, ever relinquish control of the remote, woman!
FFS- He'll be thinking he's your equal next :shock:
Sex God
No snoring
and erm....................................... well that's it really
he's pretty damn perfect apart from that
and erm....................................... well that's it really
he's pretty damn perfect apart from that 
Sex God
I always sleep on the side of the bed - hardly ever find myself in the middle even when I'm on my own.
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm on my own 95% of the time so kind of take for granted the plus points of it. I eat, sleep, drink, do what I like when I like. The only downside is the length of time I have to go between having sex.
H.x
I hear ya, babes
Me too! Been waaaaaaaay too long since I a) had sex and b) was in a bed-sharing relationship :cry:
Although, reading all these posts, maybe am better off on my own!! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm on my own 95% of the time so kind of take for granted the plus points of it. I eat, sleep, drink, do what I like when I like. The only downside is the length of time I have to go between having sex.
H.x
I hear ya, babes
Me too
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
and having the remote all to myself
Oh yeah that to and watching programmes without them moaning about how crap it is and no sport
You two let your fellas touch the remote? :shock:
Emily Pankhurst didn't let her knockers wobble for the likes of this, you know!
In order to get on the pc i have to let go of the remote men cant multitask so he says ya cant type watch the screeen and watch telly at same time ! wanna bet
I'm usually reading teletext, using the computer and listening to the telly- never, ever relinquish control of the remote, woman!
FFS- He'll be thinking he's your equal next :shock:
The powers that be seek revenge at various stages through the night :wink: oh revenge is sweet
Sex God
I can sit and type in just me knickers!
Sex God
not getting let down
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Quote by Freckledbird
I can sit and type in just me knickers!
Go on cam in the chat room and we can all watch!!
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I can sit and type in just me knickers!
Go on cam in the chat room and we can all watch!!
Nooooooooooo
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I can sit and type in just me knickers!
hwoar: :giggle: 