We are ardent scanners of the profiles and adverts and it seems no matter how many times couples and delectable ladies repeat it over and over again , the sage advice of " dont just post a cock picture" still goes largely ( or sometimes not so largely) unheeded. We would like to instigate a campaign where those of you who are sporting a " Last Sausage in the Shop" type picture on your profile take the time to replace it with something more interesting or erotic , and in turn we the esteemed member of the forum will heap upon you the praise that your new improved picture deserves .
So come on guys , ditch the close ups of the pot belly and the semi erect todger and do something a bit more imaginative . We await your efforts with glee.
No mate , perhaps just an unwise shirt . That said you are lucky enough to have an erotic appendage snugly under your arm :-) so you have no need for anything more erotic
Who is Phyllis ?? I never touched her ! :shock:
Well done Goose mate , its almost as if you didnt need to reply to the thread at all !
Does anybody like ketchup on their sausage? :shock:
Or do you prefer brown sauce? :shock:
I need the last sausage in the shop!
hang on ... I'm gonna regret that aren't I?
Someone remove this next bottle of wine out of my reach ...................... please?
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I don't myself see why one sex organ should be treated differently to another. In this case what is good for the goose really should be good for the gander.
Speaking personally though I have slightly too much belly and slightly too little an endowment, neither of which is a problem in real life, but both of which are not quite Chippendale enough for the public press.
I feel like looking for the most bent c*cks and pointing them in the direction of useful information about .
Sometimes I just can't believe how bent some c*cks are! It looks painful! :scared:
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