The little thread of Sex Liff

15 May 2009

A tribute to Douglas Adams. A thread to name all the things which we do not have names for.
So find an annoying something that there should be a name for, but there just is not. Then take a look on the map, find a place that fits and make the place name do some real work.
Once something has a name we can all settle down and get on with life.
I am just of to find something to name.

15 May 2009

Tittybong (Australia)
The act of bouncing breast together.

15 May 2009

Hickling (Notts)
- What an heckler does to a performer when in Australia
- OR... The offspring of two cousins who live on a farm together in Alabama.
(Good Thread too!)

15 May 2009

Locking Stumps (cheshire)
The action of the wickets in cricket being seemingly glued to each other!
Pott Shrigley (cheshire)
a meal made by chucking anything and everything from the cupboards into a pot with stock and boiling it all together for an hour and serving with crusty bread!

15 May 2009

Cardiff, car-diff
1 the act of putting keys into a hat and randomly retrieving them to select partners to bed.
2 the act of moving from car to car for sex, a specialist form of dogging.

15 May 2009

Uffingham
The act of sighing for no apparent reason

Swindon
The feeling left in the mouth after a night on Guinness
Cocklick End (Lancs)
The final moments of oral sex on a bloke

15 May 2009

Great thread! :thumbup:
I need an atlas.

15 May 2009

Quote by
Cardiff, car-diff
1 the act of putting keys into a hat and randomly retrieving them to select partners to bed.

do I have to make all the decissions?
lp

15 May 2009

Lickey End (West Mids)
Speaks for itself really biggrin

15 May 2009

Broadwoodwidger DEVON
A wider than usual, hugely erect cock being inserted into an unlubed orifice.

18 May 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
Cardiff, car-diff
1 the act of putting keys into a hat and randomly retrieving them to select partners to bed.

do I have to make all the decissions?
lp
Pick me a good one.

18 May 2009

Newport; naval slang, at first referred to only females, but now male and female, but some straight males dislike the term.
1 someone new to swinging, but not yet gone all the way.
2 a new attendee to a regular swing party.
3 a new partner.

25 May 2009

Mansfield
Those people you think about playing with.

25 May 2009

Manchester.
A tit wank.
OK, I'll get me coat. rolleyes

25 May 2009

Upperthong A correctly placed thong
Netherthong A lost thong requiring retreval
Witchy, any chance of a Manchester? lol

25 May 2009

Wankum (Holland)
erm......it speaks for itself lol

Dave_Notts

28 Jul 2009

Faulkboume( north of Witham Esssex) annal intercourse.

28 Jul 2009

Essex A very high high gained from have sex.

28 Jul 2009

Terling(Essex)The pain felt when a Man just can not make himself come for the fifth time in a row.

28 Jul 2009

Boreham Essex- a guy who keeps fucking but never makes a lass cum.

6 Aug 2009

Nempnett Thrubwell (Somerset)
The act of placing one's hands in one's crotch to cover up an involuntary erection, particularly at work, thus making it worse.
Japes

6 Aug 2009

:laughabove: rotflmao

7 Aug 2009

Blow Hard - australia
Mount Mee - australia
Mount Buggery - australia
Makes me proud to be a Pom!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

7 Aug 2009

WETWANG North Yorkshire
CPWD aka compulsive penis washing disorder

9 Aug 2009

A serious punch to the genital area.

10 Aug 2009

Blackball (New Zealand) an old term to;
1. to play or seek to play with a gentleman of African or Aboriginal decent.
2. a gentleman of African or Aboriginal decent who makes a point of his race in a SH advert in an effort to play.
3. over enthusiastic caressing of an mans balls.
4. a none-swinging assult.
Blackballed any of the above in the past, or the subject of a blackballer.
Blackballer someone who does the above.
This word has now been replaced with 'ballwithnomilk' or 'non-europeanball'