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Quote by splendid_
wow... some interesting replies.
20 mins !! BD that isn't good at all. Although there are a lot of people who could be contravening some part of the trades description act.
My user name might refer to me with my clothes on.... but clothes off? nah it doesn't apply. Ms Krueger would be more applicable. wink
Who the feck is Ms Krueger when she's at home :shock:
Freddie Kruegers equally fire damagedsister. lol
Oi that's casting aspersions that is :shock: I never damaged you !! I was only dancing redface
Quote by firelizard
wow... some interesting replies.
20 mins !! BD that isn't good at all. Although there are a lot of people who could be contravening some part of the trades description act.
My user name might refer to me with my clothes on.... but clothes off? nah it doesn't apply. Ms Krueger would be more applicable. wink
Who the feck is Ms Krueger when she's at home :shock:
Freddie Kruegers equally fire damagedsister. lol
Oi that's casting aspersions that is :shock: I never damaged you !! I was only dancing redface
ffs it is all about you isn't it rolleyes
did you see what your hubby said about your dancing to pete??? I aint one to grass... innocent
Quote by splendid_
wow... some interesting replies.
20 mins !! BD that isn't good at all. Although there are a lot of people who could be contravening some part of the trades description act.
My user name might refer to me with my clothes on.... but clothes off? nah it doesn't apply. Ms Krueger would be more applicable. wink
Who the feck is Ms Krueger when she's at home :shock:
Freddie Kruegers equally fire damagedsister. lol
Oi that's casting aspersions that is :shock: I never damaged you !! I was only dancing redface
ffs it is all about you isn't it rolleyes
did you see what your hubby said about your dancing to pete??? I aint one to grass... innocent
I did mad bye the way can I borrow your sellotape so I can stick his willy back on :P
Quote by firelizard
I did mad bye the way can I borrow your sellotape so I can stick his willy back on :P

nah, just leave it he won't miss it.
rotflmao
Quote by splendid_
What is the longest and the shortest length of time between talking to, approaching or being contacted by someone with whom you have had no previous contact and having sex with them. (when on this site- not talking clubs etc)
The longest...... I first spoke to someone over a year ago.. and we are only now getting close to meeting to have sex. Now that we have decided that we are going to. :shock:
The shortest? :- 4 hours. :twisted: That was seeing him in the Yorks room and asking to whisper and then chatting and driving to a mutually convenient location and chatting over coffee and fucking in his car. 4 hours from start to finish.
what about you ?

Shortest - an hour or so, maybe.
Longest - about 3 years I think it is now but we finally, finally plan to meet at the end of this month.
Quote by Marya_Northeast
Shortest - an hour or so, maybe.
Longest - about 3 years I think it is now but we finally, finally plan to meet at the end of this month.

3 years? you have not got that much patience ??
I am stunned.
Quote by splendid_

Shortest - an hour or so, maybe.
Longest - about 3 years I think it is now but we finally, finally plan to meet at the end of this month.

3 years? you have not got that much patience ??
I am stunned.
There have been ... ummm ... complications, shall we say? .. along the way but my lust for this person has never waned.
I keep telling you marya... there is nothing complicated about how I feel. If you would just use lube and not lard we can meet anytime.
Quote by splendid_
I keep telling you marya... there is nothing complicated about how I feel. If you would just use lube and not lard we can meet anytime.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and that's the reason I don't do posh birds! lol
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I keep telling you marya... there is nothing complicated about how I feel. If you would just use lube and not lard we can meet anytime.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and that's the reason I don't do posh birds! lol
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I keep telling you marya... there is nothing complicated about how I feel. If you would just use lube and not lard we can meet anytime.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and that's the reason I don't do posh birds! lol
Oh you are so basic rolleyes
Quote by splendid_

I did mad bye the way can I borrow your sellotape so I can stick his willy back on :P

nah, just leave it he won't miss it.
rotflmao
smackbottom
Quote by Stormwalker

I did mad bye the way can I borrow your sellotape so I can stick his willy back on :P

nah, just leave it he won't miss it.
rotflmao
smackbottom
what ? rolleyes
Quote by Marya_Northeast

Shortest - an hour or so, maybe.
Longest - about 3 years I think it is now but we finally, finally plan to meet at the end of this month.

3 years? you have not got that much patience ??
I am stunned.
There have been ... ummm ... complications, shall we say? .. along the way but my lust for this person has never just got parole lol :lol:
Quote by splendid_
My user name might refer to me with my clothes on.... but clothes off? nah it doesn't apply. Ms Krueger would be more applicable. wink

Yet another lovely SH resident who I suspect is doing herself a grave injustice smackbottom
Quote by northeastcoupleuk

Shortest - an hour or so, maybe.
Longest - about 3 years I think it is now but we finally, finally plan to meet at the end of this month.

3 years? you have not got that much patience ??
I am stunned.
There have been ... ummm ... complications, shall we say? .. along the way but my lust for this person has never just got parole lol :lol:
she told me he was at dwarf college :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Longest -- about a year
Shortest -- about an hour
its great to say hi to someone, exchange emails + face pics then meet up straight away
Shortest about 6 months
longest 18 months and still counting redface
Shortest - 4 days
Longest - @ 8 months and counting ( because of distance mainly)
Louise xx
Quote by dekntan

Shortest - an hour or so, maybe.
Longest - about 3 years I think it is now but we finally, finally plan to meet at the end of this month.

3 years? you have not got that much patience ??
I am stunned.
There have been ... ummm ... complications, shall we say? .. along the way but my lust for this person has never just got parole lol :lol:
she told me he was at dwarf college :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:tan dont be telling SHORT storys now :lol:
Quote by northeastcoupleuk

Shortest - an hour or so, maybe.
Longest - about 3 years I think it is now but we finally, finally plan to meet at the end of this month.

3 years? you have not got that much patience ??
I am stunned.
There have been ... ummm ... complications, shall we say? .. along the way but my lust for this person has never just got parole lol :lol:
she told me he was at dwarf college :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:tan dont be telling SHORT storys now :lol:
:shock: t told me to say it...............................
honest loon
bolt
Quote by louise_and_joe
Shortest - 4 days
Longest - @ 8 months and counting ( because of distance mainly)
Louise xx

ffs rolleyes JFDI Louise!
shortest would be about 3 weeks
longest 9 months and counting ( again because of distance)
Quote by blueandpink
Shortest - 4 days
Longest - @ 8 months and counting ( because of distance mainly)
Louise xx

ffs rolleyes JFDI Louise!
What does JFDI mean dunno
lol
Louise xx
In Edit - Just fucking do it? :giggle:
I don't understand the question...... rolleyes
Quote by louise_and_joe
Shortest - 4 days
Longest - @ 8 months and counting ( because of distance mainly)
Louise xx

ffs rolleyes JFDI Louise!
What does JFDI mean dunno
correct lol
:lol:
Louise xx
In Edit - Just fucking do it? :giggle: