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The most painfullest pain???
Quote by bbw_wboro
Even after reading the thead and vowing to be extra careful.....
I still managed to walk into one of the bedposts on the bottom of the bed last night.
They are fecking huge, and typically just the right height for my lady bits - I soon fell to the floor not daring to get up for a while!!:lol: :lol:
Well given its height and its girth I can only hope you fell against it and not onto it :shock:
Orgasminator
Oh god no!!
Only walked into it, not onto it, eeeeeek the thought of that!!
Well given its height and its girth I can only hope you fell against it and not onto it :shock:
Only walked into it, not onto it, eeeeeek the thought of that!!
Quote by Peanut
Even after reading the thead and vowing to be extra careful.....
I still managed to walk into one of the bedposts on the bottom of the bed last night.
They are fecking huge, and typically just the right height for my lady bits - I soon fell to the floor not daring to get up for a while!!
Well given its height and its girth I can only hope you fell against it and not onto it :shock:
Got to be sciatica. At it's worst was only managing 2 hours sleep at night but that involved having 4 paracetamol and an enormous G & T before bedtime. There just wasn't a position, sitting, laying or standing that eased the pain. I actually cried on more than one occasion as there was just no rest bite. A course of acupuncture cured it though......phew!
having a tyre explode at about 180mph.
Hitting the ground bum first after being thrown off,travelling over 800 meters on my back,chest and arms with the tarmac ripping my leathers to pieces.
stupidly put my hands down and lost skin off both palms and end of 8 fingers.
and once i stopped sliding i got up,then collapsed back down to the ground breaking the air deflector of my crash helmet.
dislocated right shoulder,elbow and right knee cap.
lost skin on right forearm,both lower palms of hands and tips of 8 fingers.
rest of leathers had melted to my bum and needed a lot of help to remove them.
The painful bit?
waking up and finding them trying to put my knee cap back and the horrible raw burning of my body.
it was like being on fire.
funny thing is the following week after my crash a kawasaki rider in a moto gp race had the same tyre failure at over 200 mph and he got away with it.
many years on i still have patches of where my skin should be lol
Hitting the ground bum first after being thrown off,travelling over 800 meters on my back,chest and arms with the tarmac ripping my leathers to pieces.
stupidly put my hands down and lost skin off both palms and end of 8 fingers.
and once i stopped sliding i got up,then collapsed back down to the ground breaking the air deflector of my crash helmet.
dislocated right shoulder,elbow and right knee cap.
lost skin on right forearm,both lower palms of hands and tips of 8 fingers.
rest of leathers had melted to my bum and needed a lot of help to remove them.
The painful bit?
waking up and finding them trying to put my knee cap back and the horrible raw burning of my body.
it was like being on fire.
funny thing is the following week after my crash a kawasaki rider in a moto gp race had the same tyre failure at over 200 mph and he got away with it.
many years on i still have patches of where my skin should be lol
Quote by tyracer
having a tyre explode at about 180mph.
Hitting the ground bum first after being thrown off,travelling over 800 meters on my back,chest and arms with the tarmac ripping my leathers to pieces.
stupidly put my hands down and lost skin off both palms and end of 8 fingers.
and once i stopped sliding i got up,then collapsed back down to the ground breaking the air deflector of my crash helmet.
dislocated right shoulder,elbow and right knee cap.
lost skin on right forearm,both lower palms of hands and tips of 8 fingers.
rest of leathers had melted to my bum and needed a lot of help to remove them.
The painful bit?
waking up and finding them trying to put my knee cap back and the horrible raw burning of my body.
it was like being on fire.
funny thing is the following week after my crash a kawasaki rider in a moto gp race had the same tyre failure at over 200 mph and he got away with it.
many years on i still have patches of where my skin should be lol
Ouch!
Before I took my bike test, we were made to listen to a chart of how much skin, muscle and bone would be lost when hitting the tar at various speeds......I wish every muppet on a moped in a T-shirt & shorts could read what you've just written!
i was wearing a made to measure full leathers with over 1.4 heat generated was so great it took about a week before the doctors could remove the burnt bits off my bum and that still pulled some skin away.
when i was laying on the track i was covered in smoke so the track staff said.
at them high speeds nothing will save i had hit anything my limbs would have been sliced right off.
when i was laying on the track i was covered in smoke so the track staff said.
at them high speeds nothing will save i had hit anything my limbs would have been sliced right off.
Sex God
Being thumped in the face by a 9 year old hyper upset child on the comedown after having a small glass of coke leading to full on mental screaming time :cry:
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
Being thumped in the face by a 9 year old hyper upset child on the comedown after having a small glass of coke leading to full on mental screaming time :cry:
:therethere: Tan... big hugs xxxx
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Being thumped in the face by a 9 year old hyper upset child on the comedown after having a small glass of coke leading to full on mental screaming time :cry:
:therethere: Tan... big hugs xxxx
Thanks luckily i have quiet a bit of patience
Quote by TanKinky
Being thumped in the face by a 9 year old hyper upset child on the comedown after having a small glass of coke leading to full on mental screaming time :cry:
:therethere: Tan... big hugs xxxx
Thanks luckily i have quiet a bit of patience
Wasn't the same little tyke who fucked up the wallpaper was it?
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Being thumped in the face by a 9 year old hyper upset child on the comedown after having a small glass of coke leading to full on mental screaming time :cry:
:therethere: Tan... big hugs xxxx
Thanks luckily i have quiet a bit of patience
Wasn't the same little tyke who fucked up the wallpaper was it?
Nope the wallpaper incident was a friend of my sons (still banned from the house) this was my son
Was going to post about the blisters on my fingers from gardening on Friday.. but after reading this... wow.
I can remember when I got knocked off my motorbike by a drunk driver, and ended up with a pneumothorax and cracked ribs.. I had full armoured winter gear on, so saved more injury, but frightened the life out of me.. Still doesn't compare to tyracer though... I have lots of respect for you!
I can remember when I got knocked off my motorbike by a drunk driver, and ended up with a pneumothorax and cracked ribs.. I had full armoured winter gear on, so saved more injury, but frightened the life out of me.. Still doesn't compare to tyracer though... I have lots of respect for you!
Quote by tyracer
having a tyre explode at about 180mph.
Hitting the ground bum first after being thrown off,travelling over 800 meters on my back,chest and arms with the tarmac ripping my leathers to pieces.
stupidly put my hands down and lost skin off both palms and end of 8 fingers.
and once i stopped sliding i got up,then collapsed back down to the ground breaking the air deflector of my crash helmet.
dislocated right shoulder,elbow and right knee cap.
lost skin on right forearm,both lower palms of hands and tips of 8 fingers.
rest of leathers had melted to my bum and needed a lot of help to remove them.
The painful bit?
waking up and finding them trying to put my knee cap back and the horrible raw burning of my body.
it was like being on fire.
funny thing is the following week after my crash a kawasaki rider in a moto gp race had the same tyre failure at over 200 mph and he got away with it.
many years on i still have patches of where my skin should be lol
Quote by tyracer
having a tyre explode at about 180mph.
Hitting the ground bum first after being thrown off,travelling over 800 meters on my back,chest and arms with the tarmac ripping my leathers to pieces.
stupidly put my hands down and lost skin off both palms and end of 8 fingers.
and once i stopped sliding i got up,then collapsed back down to the ground breaking the air deflector of my crash helmet.
dislocated right shoulder,elbow and right knee cap.
lost skin on right forearm,both lower palms of hands and tips of 8 fingers.
rest of leathers had melted to my bum and needed a lot of help to remove them.
The painful bit?
waking up and finding them trying to put my knee cap back and the horrible raw burning of my body.
it was like being on fire.
funny thing is the following week after my crash a kawasaki rider in a moto gp race had the same tyre failure at over 200 mph and he got away with it.
many years on i still have patches of where my skin should be lol
There's something about injured bikers that makes me wanna go and play nursey
hehe
Would you be my nursey too???? 
There's something about injured bikers that makes me wanna go and play nursey
hehe
Quote by Bbw4umen
having a tyre explode at about 180mph.
Hitting the ground bum first after being thrown off,travelling over 800 meters on my back,chest and arms with the tarmac ripping my leathers to pieces.
stupidly put my hands down and lost skin off both palms and end of 8 fingers.
and once i stopped sliding i got up,then collapsed back down to the ground breaking the air deflector of my crash helmet.
dislocated right shoulder,elbow and right knee cap.
lost skin on right forearm,both lower palms of hands and tips of 8 fingers.
rest of leathers had melted to my bum and needed a lot of help to remove them.
The painful bit?
waking up and finding them trying to put my knee cap back and the horrible raw burning of my body.
it was like being on fire.
funny thing is the following week after my crash a kawasaki rider in a moto gp race had the same tyre failure at over 200 mph and he got away with it.
many years on i still have patches of where my skin should be lol
There's something about injured bikers that makes me wanna go and play nursey
hehe
Sexlightened
getting up at 2 a.m. to go and get newborn babies bottle, half asleep and slipping on tops stair sliding down on your arse :fuckinghell: friction burns on your botty :upset: catching your little toe on the rim of the bannister bending it right back and breaking the said toe. then to add insult to injury going to the hospital 2 days later in agony and getting bollocked for not coming sooner so they could of put it in plaster, now only willing to bandage and splint it :huh: give me childbirth anyday
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Would you be my nursey too????
We should all get dressed up and play nursey.. it's a good game! hehe
:thumbup:
having a tyre explode at about 180mph.
Hitting the ground bum first after being thrown off,travelling over 800 meters on my back,chest and arms with the tarmac ripping my leathers to pieces.
stupidly put my hands down and lost skin off both palms and end of 8 fingers.
and once i stopped sliding i got up,then collapsed back down to the ground breaking the air deflector of my crash helmet.
dislocated right shoulder,elbow and right knee cap.
lost skin on right forearm,both lower palms of hands and tips of 8 fingers.
rest of leathers had melted to my bum and needed a lot of help to remove them.
The painful bit?
waking up and finding them trying to put my knee cap back and the horrible raw burning of my body.
it was like being on fire.
funny thing is the following week after my crash a kawasaki rider in a moto gp race had the same tyre failure at over 200 mph and he got away with it.
many years on i still have patches of where my skin should be lol
There's something about injured bikers that makes me wanna go and play nursey
hehe
Sounds like fun to me!!!!
There's something about injured bikers that makes me wanna go and play nursey :kiss:
hehe
Quote by Bbw4umen
Would you be my nursey too????
We should all get dressed up and play nursey.. it's a good game! hehe
:thumbup:
having a tyre explode at about 180mph.
Hitting the ground bum first after being thrown off,travelling over 800 meters on my back,chest and arms with the tarmac ripping my leathers to pieces.
stupidly put my hands down and lost skin off both palms and end of 8 fingers.
and once i stopped sliding i got up,then collapsed back down to the ground breaking the air deflector of my crash helmet.
dislocated right shoulder,elbow and right knee cap.
lost skin on right forearm,both lower palms of hands and tips of 8 fingers.
rest of leathers had melted to my bum and needed a lot of help to remove them.
The painful bit?
waking up and finding them trying to put my knee cap back and the horrible raw burning of my body.
it was like being on fire.
funny thing is the following week after my crash a kawasaki rider in a moto gp race had the same tyre failure at over 200 mph and he got away with it.
many years on i still have patches of where my skin should be lol
There's something about injured bikers that makes me wanna go and play nursey :kiss:
hehe
Sexlightened
It's midges. The pain may be slight but the sight of that ugly swelling and knowing that you've just got to drag your nails across that awful red bump just gets me so uptight! And then they bruise and look nasty, and then just when it's slightly reducing the bloody thing has brought all it's mates to gorge on the surrounding area..........
Ok, so childbirth has it. I'm just vain.
Ok, so childbirth has it. I'm just vain.
Quote by tyracer
i have nothing against nurses.
Im used to being bathed and looked after so bring it on lol
edit**** female nurses
Quote by varca
Physically and emotionally?
Good point!
Physically I would have said childbirth but I'll let you know if that changes after I have my op next month :scared:
Emotionally, the worst pain is losing someone you love, not only when someone close dies but also having to watch the love of your life love someone else :cry:
