The Not So Secret Santa!!!

24 Nov 2006

Quote by Darkfire
i'm going to bed, i'm on pink overload and cant cope
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Gem :lol: , not exactly punishment though is it :twisted:

:lol: No, not really! :rascal: No complaints!

Quote by Missy
Gem!! Thank you! but how do you stop it flashing? Think I ought to know that before venturing out in it - or will end up in all sorts of trouble with doggers ........ can already see me trying to put me shopping in the boot, in Tescos carpark, with me 'interior light' flashing away :shock: Will end up just chucking the shopping in, rather than risk bending over properly to put it in

:shock: I thought you might want to light the way... think of it as an alternative runway approach to the lady lurve tunnel! ;) :lol:

Quote by missy
For Little Gem...

Two of a whole album of pics for you A selection of carpark entrances ........ and a photo guide to what a carpark looks like when you're actually in it.
Never again will you sit just outside the entrance for your dogging attempts, and wonder why it's so quiet!! :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
flipa

Are you bringing up rubbish attempts at dogging Missy!? :bounce: Are ya!? :bounce: :rascal: :lol:
*rubs hands together* :twisted:

24 Nov 2006

Jaymar........ I've kinda made a whoopsy with yer pressie redface

To go along with the "Toon" theme, I was trying to get you a set of Zebra Crossing bed covers cool

Ordered em for ya - and got this :undecided:

On the bright side tho - the colours are right confused

:uhoh:

24 Nov 2006

Quote by Missy
Jaymar........ I've kinda made a whoopsy with yer pressie
To go along with the "Toon" theme, I was trying to get you a set of Zebra Crossing bed covers
Ordered em for ya - and got this :undecided:

On the bright side tho - the colours are right :uhoh:

hahahahaha well at least you know I have a sense of humour!.. :grin: : and yes.. the colours are right.. heaven forbid you could have ordered a red n white toothpaste tube (a toon fan will understand that one! lol)

24 Nov 2006

For Neilsomewhereintheregionofleeds
Took me bluddy ages to find em confused

Here you go biggrin

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Bluddy ages to find cos they're invisible!! :undecided:
Two new invisible carpet rolls for you Neil :D
More plush than your last ones, and slightly bigger too - so you'll look like a proper strongman carrying em around! cool

:hunk:
:happy:

24 Nov 2006

Quote by jaymar
Redpantherman... I am a mature student and have no money... but can I pay a fiver to look at your avitar pic forever!.. what a butt!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO!
Dont feed the ego! :scared:

24 Nov 2006

Quote by winchwench
Redpantherman... I am a mature student and have no money... but can I pay a fiver to look at your avitar pic forever!.. what a butt!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO!
Dont feed the ego! :scared:
Too late the ego has been fed!
my bulge is getting bigger :twisted:
Jaymar you have a pm! :giggle:
now send me my money or I will come & screw sumthing!!!

24 Nov 2006

warmer will need one of these to pop the plot to the SH Panto...

24 Nov 2006

Quote by winchwench
Redpantherman... I am a mature student and have no money... but can I pay a fiver to look at your avitar pic forever!.. what a butt!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO!
Dont feed the ego! :scared:
ooops did I say something wrong??? :lol: :shock:

24 Nov 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Redpantherman... I am a mature student and have no money... but can I pay a fiver to look at your avitar pic forever!.. what a butt!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO!
Dont feed the ego! :scared:
Too late the ego has been fed!
my bulge is getting bigger :twisted:
Jaymar you have a pm! :giggle:
now send me my money or I will come & screw sumthing!!!
Is the bulge not just your pocket with all the money your collecting??? :haha:

24 Nov 2006

Quote by jaymar
Redpantherman... I am a mature student and have no money... but can I pay a fiver to look at your avitar pic forever!.. what a butt!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO!
Dont feed the ego! :scared:
ooops did I say something wrong??? :lol: :shock:
Have you not heard the old saying?
In for a penis in for a pound?
redface

... or was that 'sposed be a penny dunno

24 Nov 2006

How's about a quick lesson in 'How to resize your pics to stop the page wrapping around the back of my screen' ffs! rolleyes

24 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
How's about a quick lesson in 'How to resize your pics to stop the page wrapping around the back of my screen' ffs!

How's about a quick lesson in 'How to resize sumfin else so I can wrap it around the back of you!'
:twisted:

24 Nov 2006

For Sassy Seren:

:giggle:

24 Nov 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
For Sassy Seren:

:giggle:

Now I know what it is :giggle: thanks babes kiss

24 Nov 2006

well these are a set.... but I do believe I need a couple of other people to help me out here....
Replacement tent poles for timmy

24 Nov 2006

For Firelizard ready for the next time she 'sleeps' in a tent :giggle:

24 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
How's about a quick lesson in 'How to resize your pics to stop the page wrapping around the back of my screen' ffs!

25 Nov 2006

Quote by Missy
For Neilsomewhereintheregionofleeds
Took me bluddy ages to find em Here you go .....
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Bluddy ages to find cos they're invisible!! :undecided:
Two new invisible carpet rolls for you Neil :D
More plush than your last ones, and slightly bigger too - so you'll look like a proper strongman carrying em around! cool

:hunk:
:happy:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quality! :giggle:

25 Nov 2006

For Dawnie...

25 Nov 2006

Thank you Gem

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

25 Nov 2006

for LP a puzzle string box,I do believe he likes string

26 Nov 2006

ssssssstringgggggggg
:twisted:

26 Nov 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
ssssssstringgggggggg
:twisted:

yes i think he likes string :twisted:

26 Nov 2006

For LPT, a new set, cos he ripped his last lot in half for an avatar cool

:happy:

26 Nov 2006

oh Missy...
what are we going to do with you?
they look a little loose though.... can I have the reciept and change for a slightly smaller size?
lp
>>first thought, for Missy in return for errmm, wonderful togs... a bumper pack of lacing for the lovely corsetry... I shall wrack my poor tired brain for something a little more..creative... though it appears Ive remained on a *string* theme....<<