The Not So Secret Santa!!!

21 Nov 2006

It's that time o year again when we get to give/receive prezzies again! :bounce:
With just over five whole weeks to go what better time to get Secret Santa up a head of steam?
...Or just give Santa some head!
It's time to play "The Not So Secret Santa!! - with a twist!
I think there's a twist - I don't fookin know the rules yet redface

Tis to stop salivating at all the prezzies at the bottom of the tree coz rpm's gonna let you open one of them!
This prezzie: Maximum cost
...will be the one sent to you by your SH Secret Santa! :giggle:
as per Secret Santa! rules... :small-print: I've just thought o this bit!
Pick (on) a member of your adoration or indebtedness or lust or if ya just wanna wind 'em up!
...on here you can send them a "The Not So Secret Santa!" gift for a tenner or less
...but then they will know who sent it - hence the 'The Not So Secret' bit,
In case anyone was wondering - from America <cough-cough>
(is it cool to like Americans yet?) :shock:
To start the ball rolling...
I wanna be The Not So Secret Santa toooooooo.....
Mr wincwench!

I know how much he loves this film & he will be chuffety chuffed to bits when he gets his paws on it thus in turn leaving the lushus hi kickin hottie Mrs Winchwench all alone for me :rascal:
So what would you get for who... & lets hear your reasons why! :small-print:

21 Nov 2006

For the delectable Dollop

for the Bridge
innocent

22 Nov 2006

For Abi, to make her an honorary Welsh person

kiss

22 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
For the delectable Dollop

and

for the Bridge

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I'll have to think of something special for Sassy-Seren.....
:giggle:

22 Nov 2006

Can I be not so secret santa to Devon1
Here's his pressie

:giggle: :giggle:

22 Nov 2006

Ooooooooooooh thanky moi wench lol

Hmmm, i shall now have to think of something suitable for your goodself :lol: :lol: :lol:

22 Nov 2006

Quote by Devon1
Ooooooooooooh thanky moi wench
Hmmm, i shall now have to think of something suitable for your goodself :lol: :lol: :lol:

make it at least 10" and I'll be more than happy :lol:

22 Nov 2006

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Ooooooooooooh thanky moi wench
Hmmm, i shall now have to think of something suitable for your goodself :lol: :lol: :lol:

make it at least 10" and I'll be more than happy :lol:
Thats wide I take it :lol:

22 Nov 2006

Ahem http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/91517.html rolleyes

I've already bought you a brain.........and a "killer heels" calendar for Goose.
Mr W says thank you, but there really was no need for a brand spanking new copy- the one you lost would have been fine....
:giggle:

22 Nov 2006

Ooooh I'm gonna use my tenner and buy up loads of wool - and knit the SH Doggers a pressie for the cold winter nights, when it's the waiting game cool

22 Nov 2006

Missy
Do you do it in any other colours??? lol

22 Nov 2006

Quote by Missy
Ooooh I'm gonna use my tenner and buy up loads of wool - and knit the SH Doggers a pressie for the cold winter nights, when it's the waiting game

Can I have one too, please - it's cold sitting by my computer waiting for people to get in touch! :smile2:

22 Nov 2006

Quote by Missy
Ooooh I'm gonna use my tenner and buy up loads of wool - and knit the SH Doggers a pressie for the cold winter nights, when it's the waiting game

Can I have one of those in light pink and dark pink please, and a little smaller too! ;) lol

22 Nov 2006

Quote by Sarah
Missy
Do you do it in any other colours???

I'm gonna have to raid the charity shops for scraps of wool, to get me moneys worth - so hopefully, there'll be every colour going biggrin

Excluding mohair of course - cos otherwise I'll be considered just annoying, rather than kind and thoughtful, when they remove the warmers - only to still be covered in little bits of hair from the mo (what is a "mo" anyway :confused: ), rather than just their natural pubes :undecided:

Although, on the other hand - little pube wigs might look quite fetching in nice bright colours, once the warmer's been removed :D

22 Nov 2006

Quote by Missy
Ooooh I'm gonna use my tenner and buy up loads of wool - and knit the SH Doggers a pressie for the cold winter nights, when it's the waiting game

You lot thought it was for the men!! :doh:
It's for me... but how you found out Missy that I've got such wonky boobs will always remain a mystery.
lol

22 Nov 2006

One each for Easy, Davej and the three Warwicks...

22 Nov 2006

For Mr and Mrs Davej - to keep in Mrs Davej's car biggrin

22 Nov 2006

Teachme!!!! I got you a pressie!!!! :twisted: :bounce:

:lol2:
kiss

22 Nov 2006

For Argt, to while away those long and lonely nights in North Wales :giggle:

22 Nov 2006

For Minxy

23 Nov 2006

For Kiss_Me

23 Nov 2006

For Abilene...
The Lug-a-loo

The portable loo seat..."Product Description
For those looking for an economical, yet portable toilet--consider our Portable Loo. This item is only the comfortable snap-on seat with lid. Great for camping and home emergencies. Also consider the complete kit, which has a 6 gallon industrial grade bucket included and 3 heavy mil liners and Bio-BlueÂ® packets."

23 Nov 2006

Quote by little gem
For Abilene...
The Lug-a-loo

The portable loo seat..."Product Description
For those looking for an economical, yet portable toilet--consider our Portable Loo. This item is only the comfortable snap-on seat with lid. Great for camping and home emergencies. Also consider the complete kit, which has a 6 gallon industrial grade bucket included and 3 heavy mil liners and Bio-BlueÂ® packets."

:laughabove:

:giggle: :rotflmao: :laughabove:

23 Nov 2006

For Missy....
It's a merkin complete with light for those lost in the dark moments!

kiss

Gem. x

23 Nov 2006

I'm liking this thread a bit too much aren't I!? lol

Oh well...
My latest offering of Pink Peace Deely Boppers for Darkfire!

Oh, I'm dead aren't I? bolt

24 Nov 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
do they suit? biggrin

24 Nov 2006

Quite fetching I thought... although lacking a bit of pink fluffiness...
These ones might suit you better!

Have I at least secured a damn good beating now!?

24 Nov 2006

i'm going to bed, i'm on pink overload and cant cope lol

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Gem :lol: , not exactly punishment though is it :twisted:

24 Nov 2006

Gem!!

Thank you! but how do you stop it flashing? Think I ought to know that before venturing out in it - or will end up in all sorts of trouble with doggers ........ can already see me trying to put me shopping in the boot, in Tescos carpark, with me 'interior light' flashing away :shock: Will end up just chucking the shopping in, rather than risk bending over properly to put it in confused

For Little Gem...

Two of a whole album of pics for you biggrin

A selection of carpark entrances ........ and a photo guide to what a carpark looks like when you're actually in it.
Never again will you sit just outside the entrance for your dogging attempts, and wonder why it's so quiet!! :rotflmao:

24 Nov 2006

Redpantherman... I am a mature student and have no money... but can I pay a fiver to look at your avitar pic forever!.. what a butt!!!!!! lol