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Thought it would be a good idea to all the the British humour piss takers to get together in here and have a good old piss take out of each other
So how about it all you fish faces. confused:
come on bring it on Debs in the mood :bounce: :bounce: .........Debs rubs hands together and waits :grin:
For all those that suffer from a nerves dispersion please leave now!
OI!!!!............Smoky JIm ...........Boy your a ugly basterd rotflmao :2fingers:
davej
Sex God
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!
Unknown User
Quote by davej
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!

well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there rotflmao
davej
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!

well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there rotflmao
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day and that was after taking your morning shower.
Unknown User
Quote by davej
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!

well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there rotflmao
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day
you mean you where following me around all day watching me touch arses! :shock: :shock:
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!

well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there rotflmao
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day
you mean you where following me around all day watching me touch arses! :shock: :shock:
But wouldn't it be funny if all the hairs on your arse turned into drumsticks......................
..................... and beat the shit outta you! ..... hehehe :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Wishmaster
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!

well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there rotflmao
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day
you mean you where following me around all day watching me touch arses! :shock: :shock:
But wouldn't it be funny if all the hairs on your arse turned into drumsticks......................
..................... and beat the shit outta you! ..... hehehe :shock:
Debs thinks she will have to grow hairs on her arse...........in hope they turn in to drum sticks mmmmmmm
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!

well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there rotflmao
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day
you mean you where following me around all day watching me touch arses! :shock: :shock:
But wouldn't it be funny if all the hairs on your arse turned into drumsticks......................
..................... and beat the shit outta you! ..... hehehe :shock:
Debs thinks she will have to grow hairs on her arse...........in hope they turn in to drum sticks mmmmmmm
Grow??? .. why don't you just cultivate the one's you already have ........ could've sworn I saw Tarzan camped out there once.. hehehe
sLeeper
Sexpert
oohh debs what the fec you started here. bloody hell take your brains out of your tits for once and think b4 you post lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Wishmaster
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!

well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there rotflmao
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day
you mean you where following me around all day watching me touch arses! :shock: :shock:
But wouldn't it be funny if all the hairs on your arse turned into drumsticks......................
..................... and beat the shit outta you! ..... hehehe :shock:
Debs thinks she will have to grow hairs on her arse...........in hope they turn in to drum sticks mmmmmmm
Grow??? .. why don't you just cultivate the one's you already have ........ could've sworn I saw Tarzan camped out there once.. hehehe
Tarzen!!! :shock: bloody hell i missed that one :doh:
The__Shadow
Sexlightened
Quote by Debbiewebs
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!

well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there rotflmao
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day
you mean you where following me around all day watching me touch arses! :shock: :shock:
But wouldn't it be funny if all the hairs on your arse turned into drumsticks......................
..................... and beat the shit outta you! ..... hehehe :shock:
Debs thinks she will have to grow hairs on her arse...........in hope they turn in to drum sticks mmmmmmm
Grow??? .. why don't you just cultivate the one's you already have ........ could've sworn I saw Tarzan camped out there once.. hehehe
Tarzen!!! :shock: bloody hell i missed that one :doh:
Did he use a particularly long hair to swing from side of your arse to another while beating his chest???
Unknown User
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: bolt
Minx x x :P
Unknown User
Q. What does the man city fan do when his team wins the european cup?
A. Turns off the playstation and goes to bed.
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: bolt
Minx x x :P

Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
niceguy27
Warming the Bed
two irishmen were sat on the floor ...........................................................................
one fell off lol
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by niceguy27
two irishmen were sat on the floor ...........................................................................
one fell off lol

...........and the other one threw his shoe on the floor ...... and missed!
Two sharks swimming around in Pacific came across a life raft containing an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Indian. They punctured the life raft and waited for dinner to drown.
First they ate the Englishman, then the Scotsman..... just as they got to the Indian one of the sharks swam away. His mate yelled after him "Oy! What about this one?" ... he turned and replied "No fookin chance! Had an Indian last week and my arse is still killing me!".
Unknown User
Quote by Wishmaster
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: bolt
Minx x x :P

Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
That's alright lovely...dreams are free..lmao
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Minx x x ;)
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: bolt
Minx x x :P

Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
That's alright lovely...dreams are free..lmao
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Minx x x ;)
You actually look quite 'comely' in a Man U shirt Minxy ... well you did last night while I was alseep .. hehehe ... you sure you won't reconsider??? I'll wear urs if you wear mine, deal wink
niceguy27
Warming the Bed
Q how do you know a blonds been on a computer
A the screens coverd in tipex
Unknown User
Quote by SirLee
oohh debs what the fec you started here. bloody hell take your brains out of your tits for once and think b4 you post lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

never heard you complane about me tits at the notts munch! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Wishmaster
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: bolt
Minx x x :P

Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
That's alright lovely...dreams are free..lmao
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Minx x x ;)
You actually look quite 'comely' in a Man U shirt Minxy ... well you did last night while I was alseep .. hehehe ... you sure you won't reconsider??? I'll wear urs if you wear mine, deal wink
Yes well I did wear you out quite early old man.... ;)
Btw
Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
Pmsl...
Minx x x
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: bolt
Minx x x :P

Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
That's alright lovely...dreams are free..lmao
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Minx x x ;)
You actually look quite 'comely' in a Man U shirt Minxy ... well you did last night while I was alseep .. hehehe ... you sure you won't reconsider??? I'll wear urs if you wear mine, deal wink
Yes well I did wear you out quite early old man.... ;)
Btw
Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
Pmsl...
Minx x x
As I recall (and it was my dream so you can't dispute this) we only had sex once .... and in the morning all you said was ..........
wait for it!!! ................
Will you get off now please!!!
niceguy27
Warming the Bed
debbiewebs i need to say if the brains are as good as the packaging then you could run mensa
The__Shadow
Sexlightened
Thieves have broken into Manchester City 's trophy room and taken everything...
police are looking for two men with a blue carpet
Unknown User
Quote by Wishmaster
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: bolt
Minx x x :P

Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
That's alright lovely...dreams are free..lmao
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Minx x x ;)
You actually look quite 'comely' in a Man U shirt Minxy ... well you did last night while I was alseep .. hehehe ... you sure you won't reconsider??? I'll wear urs if you wear mine, deal wink
Yes well I did wear you out quite early old man.... ;)
Btw
Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
Pmsl...
Minx x x
As I recall (and it was my dream so you can't dispute this) we only had sex once .... and in the morning all you said was ..........
wait for it!!! ................
Will you get off now please!!!
I think you will find that was "Will you get off now please...oh please..Oh my God I have money..just stop poking that!!"
biggrin
Minx x x
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: bolt
Minx x x :P

Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
That's alright lovely...dreams are free..lmao
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Minx x x ;)
You actually look quite 'comely' in a Man U shirt Minxy ... well you did last night while I was alseep .. hehehe ... you sure you won't reconsider??? I'll wear urs if you wear mine, deal wink
Yes well I did wear you out quite early old man.... ;)
Btw
Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
Pmsl...
Minx x x
As I recall (and it was my dream so you can't dispute this) we only had sex once .... and in the morning all you said was ..........
wait for it!!! ................
Will you get off now please!!!
I think you will find that was "Will you get off now please...oh please..Oh my God I have money..just stop poking that!!"
biggrin
Minx x x
No pleasing some people .... last time I take you out ..... have you got any idea how much Park Lane costs these days ... and monopoly money doesn't work in any other city except London.
Ok, so I have weird dreams ...... monopoly money and Minxy ..... it ain't my fault fgs!!! Must be the M & M's I eat all the time ... hehehe
The__Shadow
Sexlightened
never heard you complane about me tits at the notts munch! lol :lol: :lol:
Not sure you'll ever hear anyone complaining about your tit's!
Unknown User
Quote by The Shadow
never heard you complane about me tits at the notts munch! lol :lol: :lol:

Not sure you'll ever hear anyone complaining about your tit's!
well i been lucky so far that no one has given me a love bite on them......other wise they would look a bit inflated :lol:
easyease
Orgasminator
i cant be nasty cos debbiewebs keeps flashing her breasts and its distracting........foul play!
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
never heard you complane about me tits at the notts munch! lol :lol: :lol:

Not sure you'll ever hear anyone complaining about your tit's!
well i been lucky so far that no one has given me a love bite on them......other wise they would look a bit inflated :lol:
Did anyone complain about mine? rolleyes