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mancunian
Sex God
Of course. What's you favorite?
Unknown User
Oooh I think something quite musky, although Litsea cubiba is my personal favourite.
Unknown User
It's quite lemony, would you like me to use it on you?
Resonance
Sex God
I've got some Castrol GTX and a wicked glint in my eye here if anybody would like some?
mancunian
Sex God
I see Fluffs gone all latin again wink
Unknown User
Well you know what they say about Latin lovers :rascal:........
Lets hope it stands for the female of the species as well as the male rolleyes
Unknown User
It does smile but she likes Brits so perhaps its they should say it about British lovers biggrin
Unknown User
Oooh does anyone here speak Italian - it sounds so seductive as a language?
**goes to Google local language classes**
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Oooh does anyone here speak Italian - it sounds so seductive as a language?
**goes to Google local language classes**

A_tre is teaching me Italian but we haven't got beyond her shouting "Vafanculo" at me, still don't know what it means sad
Unknown User
Quote by The_third_man
Oooh does anyone here speak Italian - it sounds so seductive as a language?
**goes to Google local language classes**

A_tre is teaching me Italian but we haven't got beyond her shouting "Vafanculo" at me, still don't know what it means sad
I think I can guess :giggle:
Resonance
Sex God
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore...
Sfooyadell!
Ciao belladonna!
errr
Roberto Baggio!
Leonardo Di Caprio!
Anybody wet yet?
mancunian
Sex God
Tell us, Tell us, Tell us pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
We won't tell a soul it was you innocent
Unknown User
Is that like the 2 biggest lies - 1. The cheque's in the post and 2. I promise I won't come in your mouth?
Unknown User
How about I promise TO cum in your mouth? :twisted:
Unknown User
If I promise to swallow should we get married?
mancunian
Sex God
I came, she swallowed, we got married.
Well two out of three aint bad :giggle:
Unknown User
He came. I swallowed, we got married and three out of three is about as good as you can get :smug:
Unknown User
Let me get this straight I cam you swallowed and married Mancunian? Perfect I love being with married women smile
Unknown User
I love having fun with married men - cos they generally don't want more than I'm prepared to give.
Unknown User
Friday night went too quick sad
playing with a wife whilst her hubby watches/takes pics makes me horny, what makes you horny?
mancunian
Sex God
Well that can be easily fixed.
Assume the position smackbottom
mancunian
Sex God
I could give you more if you like or would you prefer something else wink
Unknown User
Apples, Pears, oranges, grapes and I think we now have some kiwis in, is that what your after?
Unknown User
I prefer the idea of chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate! :inlove:
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I prefer the idea of chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate! :inlove:

And where would that lot go? lol
mancunian
Sex God
Fruit about the size of a ping pong ball should be about right to put in your fruit bowl :rascal:
I could fill it for you whilst applying the chocolate.
mancunian
Sex God
Hmmm a juicy fruit bowl.
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OMG!
Just returned from the local supermarket and found myself having erotic fantasies in the fruit section.
Unknown User
Quote by mancunian
Hmmm a juicy fruit bowl.
in edit
OMG!
Just returned from the local supermarket and found myself having erotic fantasies in the fruit section.

Did you buy some kumquats :giggle:
Unknown User
"swinging" by tesco's rofl
Unknown User
Every little helps lol