The Queen owns all the Dolphins around the coast!

11 Apr 2006

Quote by felixx1416
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

Don't tell meaty ffs ! I can hear him twanging his bow as I type, the bastard
:shock: :giggle:

11 Apr 2006

Just applied to change my name to Robin Hood :twisted:

11 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Just applied to change my name to Robin Hood :twisted:

Only if I can be Maid Myfanwy :twisted:

11 Apr 2006

just don't expect me to wear tights confused

11 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
just don't expect me to wear tights

Hold ups?
H.x

11 Apr 2006

Try these from Alaska
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

11 Apr 2006

:shock: It's bad enough to hijack a thread but to get a moose in on the act is just plain wrong!
Not having those moose loving folk from the Alaska joining in!

11 Apr 2006

A mate of mine insists that if you get caught short in public, you can ask a policemen for his helmet to urinate in, and he must supply it.........
...........I think it may be true, as he decieded to try it out one day........and was told by the copper to "just piss in the street".
Les x

11 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
.....tight bitch

Hi meat2pleaseu,
Do you have some inside knowledge? lol

:lol:

11 Apr 2006

Quote by Surrey_Gent
.....tight bitch

Hi meat2pleaseu,
Do you have some inside knowledge? lol

:lol:
meaty and knowledge don't ever go in the same sentence ! rolleyes

11 Apr 2006

:banghead: :banghead:
ffs RPM what have you started here rotflmao

i think with the amount of money i pay to the whale and dolphin society each month as all my girls sponser a dolphin each we own them
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

11 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I love some of these :giggle:
It is still illegal for cabbies to carry rabid dogs or corpses

ah but section 1567 clause A says if its a fri or sat nite and a twenty is waved in front of you can carry said items for hire, and lets face it at 4am in the morn after a night out they are all corpses

:rotflmao:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
taken from the cabbies handbook "what a twenty can do"
mr and mrs dpg xxxx