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The Queen owns all the Dolphins around the coast!
Sex God
:shock:
even I'm not THAT bored RPM
even I'm not THAT bored RPM
!!!! :eeek: NOW i'm feckin bored!!
:doh: Why the feck I asked you lot is beyond me
But thanx anyways you know I love you all :inlove:
:inlove:
When I was in New York my Uncle swore that a current law was "The penalty for jumping off a building is death."
I dont wanna know bout the Queen < gawd bless ya maaaam >
I wanna know about all those quaint & funny English by laws
So if you guy n girlies know any.... :giggle:
:doh: Why the feck I asked you lot is beyond me
But thanx anyways you know I love you all :inlove:
:inlove:When I was in New York my Uncle swore that a current law was "The penalty for jumping off a building is death."
I dont wanna know bout the Queen < gawd bless ya maaaam >
I wanna know about all those quaint & funny English by laws
So if you guy n girlies know any.... :giggle:
Orgasminator
She doesn't own all the swans, under Royal charter the Swans of maidstone belong to the Borough, We still have a Swan Counting Day every year.
Sex God
Notice she didn't offer to pay the huge bloody bill for helping Her whale that swam up the Thames, tight bitch
Quote by sparky230
She doesn't own all the swans, under Royal charter the Swans of maidstone belong to the Borough, We still have a Swan Counting Day every year.
: Wow that is good news. They can now count in Maidstone, they never could when I lived in the Medway Towns
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Phredd
Quote by Medic_1
She doesn't own all the swans, under Royal charter the Swans of maidstone belong to the Borough, We still have a Swan Counting Day every year.
: Wow that is good news. They can now count in Maidstone, they never could when I lived in the Medway Towns
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Phredd
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Nope it's no good can't help myself
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
What do you think Sas, will i still get my knighthood??? 
Master of Sex
One of my favourite oddities, which Hubby frequently quotes is the one about being able to urinate in public as long as you do it up against the back wheel of your vehicle and also have one hand on the vehicle at the same time.
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief!
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief!
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
What do you think Sas, will i still get my knighthood???
Knighthood? I'm surprised you've still got your head !
well, if i do lose it i hear you're a head expert :roll:
Sexlightened
Quote by kittysin
One of my favourite oddities, which Hubby frequently quotes is the one about being able to urinate in public as long as you do it up against the back wheel of your vehicle and also have one hand on the vehicle at the same time.
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief!
I thought that only applied to black cab drivers?
H.x
Quote by kittysin
One of my favourite oddities, which Hubby frequently quotes is the one about being able to urinate in public as long as you do it up against the back wheel of your vehicle and also have one hand on the vehicle at the same time.
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief!
its suppose to apply to us truckers but wudnt want to push my luck trying,,
unless it was a lovely wpc who wanted to take down my particulars!!
:lol: :lol: Master of Sex
Quote by natandh
One of my favourite oddities, which Hubby frequently quotes is the one about being able to urinate in public as long as you do it up against the back wheel of your vehicle and also have one hand on the vehicle at the same time.
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief!
I thought that only applied to black cab drivers?
H.x
I used to think it was truckers too, but when I searched it says its an old hackney cab law. Must admit have seen many a trucker p**sing in laybys, not many taxi drivers!
Oh, just realised how that sounds!Erm, its not a hobby honest... :rascal:
Sex God
If my memory serves me correctly there are still 3 crimes for which you can actualy be hung :shock:
Royal Treason
Arson in the Royal dock yard
and the one Ive forgotten
This may or may not be correct, even though the penalty may still exist they would never enforce it.
Mr Tweeky
Royal Treason
Arson in the Royal dock yard
and the one Ive forgotten
This may or may not be correct, even though the penalty may still exist they would never enforce it.
Mr Tweeky
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Notice she didn't offer to pay the huge bloody bill for helping Her whale that swam up the Thames, tight bitch
only the tails hers!!!!!!
A law introduced in 1307 ensures that the head of any dead whale found on the British coast becomes the property of the king and the tail belongs to the queen - should she need the bones for her corset.
Quote by twos_company& if it's a sperm whale?
A law introduced in 1307 ensures that the head of any dead whale found on the British coast becomes the property of the king and the tail belongs to the queen - should she need the bones for her corset.
Maybe Sassy could help me out with this one! :giggle:
Orgasminator
Quote by kittysin
One of my favourite oddities, which Hubby frequently quotes is the one about being able to urinate in public as long as you do it up against the back wheel of your vehicle and also have one hand on the vehicle at the same time.
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief!
Suposedly a pregnant woman can also as an oficer of the law to place his "cape" arouund her while she urinates in the street if she is caught short.... I dont know if its urban legend but if not it dates back when "peelers" used to wear long black capes.
Quote by tweeky
If my memory serves me correctly there are still 3 crimes for which you can actualy be hung :shock:
Royal Treason
Arson in the Royal dock yard
and the one Ive forgotten
This may or may not be correct, even though the penalty may still exist they would never enforce it.
Mr Tweeky
Taking the piss out of Sarge in the chatroom perhaps? :shock:
I love some of these :giggle:
It is still illegal for cabbies to carry rabid dogs or corpses and by law they must ask all passengers if they have small pox or the plague.
Londoners are not allowed to keep a pigsty in the front of their homes. ( be warned )
and my personal fave
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance. ( just try and stop me ! :twisted: )
It is still illegal for cabbies to carry rabid dogs or corpses and by law they must ask all passengers if they have small pox or the plague.
Londoners are not allowed to keep a pigsty in the front of their homes. ( be warned
)and my personal fave
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance. ( just try and stop me ! :twisted: )
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy
You may not make out in public
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close
No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy
You may not make out in public
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close
