location; cannock chase
activity; up a tree
time ; 0930
Hello Staggy this is Bilko, come in over!!!
OOoooo ...staggy's in trouble ........ :fuckinghell:
wbb now out of tree last seen entering asda woverhampton 1030hrs
over
he's having a toss :wanker: while waiting for his gf sarge
I've just seen her rehearsing for her up and coming roll as Tinkerbell in local production of Peter-Pan meets Hair....
alpha bravo tango staggy 1 ... subject now approaching clearance isle ..... picking up nearly out of date meat pie ..... over n out
Landrover wanted in dover, andover moreover moldova over
Bilko this is Marms, Bilko this is Marms.
Suspected siting in Leek, looking doing wheelies on her motorbike. This is an unconirmed siting, I repeat, an UN confirmed siting.
Over
Roger to that - wait out.
where's the land rover ??
WHERE'S THE LAND ROVER ???
SARGE ................
Roger, well maintian surveilance but think cover may be blown, confired sighting ofwbb in halfords buying a monkey wrench , ouch oooh cover blown staggy heading for hospital someone take over over and out
Where's the landrover called rover from moldover, over
Private Debbwebs! here!........... WBB spotted running out of Asda with a pound of sausages OVER
Hello Fred Medic1, this is Bilko. You are needed by Staggy and TB at Halfords. Make that PDQ ASAP and CBBC. Over
Foxtrot Foxtrot Sierra. Tango Uniform Tango.
No Bloody wonder Staggy was spotted - he did not have his camoflague on. In future all survienance operatives must be wearing full standard issue uniforms.
Under and Out
CQ
its theantlers , ouch im at the vets now, hospital wouldnt help. very worried just spotted wbb with long latex glove on. oh bugger over and..................ouch
staggy calling bilko over staggy calling bilko, well busty babe just been spotted with roger 743 is that a roger? heading to dover she was wearing a pullover over
Saw her too Staggy over
She was in a landrover with a man from Moldova eating a Pablova removing a pullover over