Cos Venus' thread is sublime
"I know" I said
"I'll start off a thread
Where the posts in it all have to rhyme" !!!
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The Rhyming Thread
Humptey Dumptey fell of a wall, cracked his open poor fella,
All the kings horses and all the kings man, ended up with Salmonella
or how about
Moo moo jersy cow have you any milk?
No sir, no sir i've just come off the pill,
The bulls are getting horny
and the grass is getting sparse,
and seeing now im not protected,
im taking it up the ......
All the kings horses and all the kings man, ended up with Salmonella
or how about
Moo moo jersy cow have you any milk?
No sir, no sir i've just come off the pill,
The bulls are getting horny
and the grass is getting sparse,
and seeing now im not protected,
im taking it up the ......
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm bored and have been for some time
Cos Venus' thread is sublime
"I know" I said
"I'll start off a thread
Where the posts in it all have to rhyme" !!!
Sarge once had a plan
some fair maidens to ban
didn't reckon on this sister
the feisty Calista
who's gonna smack him on the head with a pan!
Quote by BradfordCpl
Humptey Dumptey fell of a wall, cracked his open poor fella,
All the kings horses and all the kings man, ended up with Salmonella
or how about
Moo moo jersy cow have you any milk?
No sir, no sir i've just come off the pill,
The bulls are getting horny
and the grass is getting sparse,
and seeing now im not protected,
im taking it up the ......
Oh try and try as I might
You realy don't grasp what is right!!
You quote Humpty Dumpty
Now don't be a Numpty
Just make something up that's not shite!!! :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm bored and have been for some time
Cos Venus' thread is sublime
"I know" I said
"I'll start off a thread
Where the posts in it all have to rhyme" !!!
You have to be fucking joking you git
If you thought that would get my attention you twit
You can do better than that
Stop being a twat
Your shoddy attempt is pure shit.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Venusxxx
Sex God
the SH poets are at large,
i'd love to join this thread,
t'is quite a thought you had there sarge,
but now it's time for bed!
and so i'll put the kettle on,
and make a bedtime drink,
and mull things over for a bit,
and have a little think.
neil x x x ;)
i'd love to join this thread,
t'is quite a thought you had there sarge,
but now it's time for bed!
and so i'll put the kettle on,
and make a bedtime drink,
and mull things over for a bit,
and have a little think.
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
There once was a fella named Rick
Who was born with a twisty dick
The whole of his life was one long hunt
For the perfect girl
With a corkscrew cunt
Who was born with a twisty dick
The whole of his life was one long hunt
For the perfect girl
With a corkscrew cunt
Sex God
The Sarge has just started on Venus
Now she will make fun of his penis
Her face has gone orange
................................................
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......................oh fuck rhyming rule number one ! Ruined
Now she will make fun of his penis
Her face has gone orange
................................................
.............................................
......................oh fuck rhyming rule number one ! Ruined
Bilko had a pig named Charlie
Found out that it`s dick was curly
Said `this is an extra treat`
`gives ahole` new concept to fresh meat.`
So next time you have pork to cook
Take an extra careful look
and be prepared to find the worst......
Cos Bilko may have been there first :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Found out that it`s dick was curly
Said `this is an extra treat`
`gives ahole` new concept to fresh meat.`
So next time you have pork to cook
Take an extra careful look
and be prepared to find the worst......
Cos Bilko may have been there first :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Silk and Big G
The Sarge has just started on Venus
Now she will make fun of his penis
Her face has gone orange
................................................
.............................................
......................oh fuck rhyming rule number one ! Ruined
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: (Edit: So do these Venus!!) (See below!!) 
Warming the Bed
I wish I was a hedge hopper
Life would be a farce
I'd climb up all the highest trees
And slide down on my hands and knees
Life would be a farce
I'd climb up all the highest trees
And slide down on my hands and knees
Quote by Silk and Big G
The Sarge has just started on Venus
Now she will make fun of his penis
Her face has gone orange
................................................
.............................................
......................oh fuck rhyming rule number one ! Ruined
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: <------------ they rhyme, honest they do! :mrgreen:Venusxxx
Sex God
now look you jas, you little tinker
i'll have you know i'm a very deep thinker
i'm first to admit that i do sometimes tend
to think a bit much but get there in the end
it isn't the first time that i've been called slow
but on this occasion i'll just let it go
i've no time for rows cos the thoughts in my head
are all taken up with me going to bed
n x x x ;)
i'll have you know i'm a very deep thinker
i'm first to admit that i do sometimes tend
to think a bit much but get there in the end
it isn't the first time that i've been called slow
but on this occasion i'll just let it go
i've no time for rows cos the thoughts in my head
are all taken up with me going to bed
n x x x ;)
Quote by Jas-Tim
Now Neil's been gone
an awfully long time
He must be struggling
to find something to rhyme.
So in order to give an idea
and keep it all fair
Neil here's a hint
think of the Bo Selecta bear.
Waiting to see if Neil will `pop` in
And give that young Jas girl a slap
For she has committed the cardinal sin
I wouldn`t mention the bear, oh no, crap! :shock:
Venusxxx
Sex God
making the most of my day off from work,
but reading these rhymes wont raise even a smirk.
you lot are not funny, your rhymes are just crap.
and if you do more - i will give you a slap!
but reading these rhymes wont raise even a smirk.
you lot are not funny, your rhymes are just crap.
and if you do more - i will give you a slap!
Sex God
Posting a rhyme and risking a slap
come here WBB and sit on my lap
Now there thats better you really do know
how this kind of behaviour turns into a show!
We all know blue's party is not far away
Such fun like that cant be had everyday! ;)
I trust that you'll spank me hard on the bum
torment, tease and punish me until I have come!
The return of the favour is yours to request
Many a true word is spoken in jest! ;)
come here WBB and sit on my lap
Now there thats better you really do know
how this kind of behaviour turns into a show!
We all know blue's party is not far away
Such fun like that cant be had everyday! ;)
I trust that you'll spank me hard on the bum
torment, tease and punish me until I have come!
The return of the favour is yours to request
Many a true word is spoken in jest! ;)
