The SH Bottomless Pit

23 Feb 2006

Right time to clean the towers out folks.
I want to see everyone down on their hands and knees :twisted:
The place seems to be getting a bit cluttered with the same old rubbish so I've decided to set an example and set the ball rolling by moving all the rubbish into the bottomless pit. :angel:
So far I've got rid of:
Shaved/unshaved
Cock size
Is the chatroom down?
Postcodes
Why was my post locked?
Take a look at my add
So lets get this place ship shape. Let me know if there's anything else to go in the bottomless pit.
For those that don't know - the bottomless pit is located at the back of the Towers behind Eagersluts layby? biggrin

23 Feb 2006

how about.....
" ive been a member for 5 minutes............ why havent i got a shag yet?"

23 Feb 2006

I've got one peeps moaning they don't get replys! lol

Does my head in banghead

23 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
So far I've got rid of:
Shaved/unshaved
Cock size
Is the chatroom down?
Postcodes
Why was my post locked?
Take a look at my add

Some good choices there HLB. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Let's see how soon they are replaced!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: rolleyes

:roll:

23 Feb 2006

From LMU can you add:
Looking for a meet NOW!!!!!!
Please lol

Ta,
Minx x x

23 Feb 2006

How about anything to do with Drugs (Viagra etc) Surely some fool must have posted something!!
Mike xxx

23 Feb 2006

Quote by mdr2000
How about anything to do with Drugs (Viagra etc) Surely some fool must have posted something!!
Mike xxx

:shock: :giggle: :jagsatwork: :thumbup:
Minx x x

23 Feb 2006

You can also add:
I'm a southerner, why is it all going on in the north?
Does anything ever happen in the south west/south Wales/Scotland?
Why are the some regulars so sarcastic about LMU posts from newbies?
Good thread, HLB! lol

23 Feb 2006

" ive an attitude problem.... and never had any luck with the opposite sex....... why cant i get a shag?|

23 Feb 2006

All of the above have gone in the pit!!! :twisted:
The place looks better already biggrin

Quote by Sgt Bilko
vSome good choices there HLB. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Let's see how soon they are replaced!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:

Sgt. I believe Davej still has the cleaning contract so give him a smackbottom

from me :wink:

23 Feb 2006

When do we have to start paying?
where are the genuine people on this site?
What is bukkake?
Anyone know of any good glory holes?
wouldn't it be a good idea to name and shame?
How about some form of verification?
My wife doesn't understand me!
Alright maybe not the last one........thats just me! lol

23 Feb 2006

Cut or uncut ?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/72732/20.html
Is it just the forum, or does the tidying up extend to your and other's PM box ????

23 Feb 2006

excuse me HLB....I'm doing me best ya know! I've been running round the place with the old dustpan trying to sweep up stuff honest I have, but no soooner is my back turned then someone comes in through the door, kicks off their shoes and plonks another load of crap on the table top.
Anyways seeing as you've kindly decided to collect some stuff in your bin bags could you grab hold of any jokes and throw them in there.
kiss

23 Feb 2006

Quote by davej
excuse me HLB....I'm doing me best ya know! I've been running round the place with the old dustpan trying to sweep up stuff honest I have, but no soooner is my back turned then someone comes in through the door, kicks off their shoes and plonks another load of crap on the table top.
Anyways seeing as you've kindly decided to collect some stuff in your bin bags could you grab hold of any jokes and throw them in there.

Not a problem Dave :kiss:
I'll see if Naked Cleaner's around to give me a hand with all those jokes :thumbup:

23 Feb 2006

Timewasters!
single guys!
does anyone know of any free cam sites?
Who do the Mods think they are!

23 Feb 2006

Woohoo Dav69e you're on a roll :happy:

Quote by dambuster
Is it just the forum, or does the tidying up extend to your and other's PM box ????

Yep all the 1 liners and unwanted cock pics are going in too - it's a good job the pit's bottomless :giggle:

23 Feb 2006

moans n groans about the mods & the site. _Do we have to pay? How much? My membership runs out on.......... wot do I do then?

23 Feb 2006

How about:
"Why was my thread locked?" rolleyes

"Why is my PM still in my sent folder?" :roll:
"I had a PM but it's disappeared" :roll:

23 Feb 2006

oh and........
"Is the SH clock wrong?"
:giggle: bolt

23 Feb 2006

Judy up until about 2 minutes ago I thought it was the single fems who got the worst of the 1 line pm's - Inow know better
You have my depest sympathies rolleyes

23 Feb 2006

How about the ten's of hundreds of "Why can't I get into the chat room?" or "is the chat room not working" confused

23 Feb 2006

'football' thread mad

'bloody timewasters' threads rolleyes

i havent had a reply to my ad, your all fakes :roll:
my wife's away for the weekend..... :roll:
oh, and my wife's away for the weekend and if you send your pics to me she'll choose which one she wants for next weekend as long as i get to do you first while she's away... :roll:
when's a newbie not a newbie anymore?? ( lol

:lol: )
in edit - and another one - how do I get my mrs to swing?

23 Feb 2006

or indeed how do I get her to do anal confused

23 Feb 2006

good one Shedman, that one's definately gotta go in there! lol

23 Feb 2006

Shedman FFS i've got St3ve to blame for that one rolleyes

23 Feb 2006

Quote by Darkfire
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oh, and my wife's away for the weekend and if you send your pics to me she'll choose which one she wants for next weekend as long as i get to do you first while she's away...

Now that one deserved to be in a bottomless pit all by itself!!!

23 Feb 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
never did get that damn pm either rolleyes

bottomless pit and cement-capp it off forever?? , along with anyone who actually posts such twaddle ??? :twisted:

23 Feb 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
never did get that damn pm either

23 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Shedman FFS i've got St3ve to blame for that one

By the sound of it Mik I think you'd like "shedman" to go in that pit too biggrin

23 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
Shedman FFS i've got St3ve to blame for that one

By the sound of it Mik I think you'd like "shedman" to go in that pit too biggrin

Hiya sexy na i'm fine with all my names well the nice ones at least as for the pit i'd like me and you to go in :twisted: and never come out :D Oh what fun we could get up to