The SH Cocktail Bar is open!

16 Jan 2010

Hmmm, now I haven't done this for a long time! Back in the 'olden days' I used to host a virtual cocktail bar on a regular basis. So, here goes:
In the fridge we have:
Gin (Bombay Sapphire)
Vodka
white wine - New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc for those who like it dry and a South
Australian Riesling who prefer it not so dry. Sancerre (the best French Sauvignon Blanc as a contrast to the New Zealand). There's also some Gewurztraminer for those who might appreciate it.
Mexican beer
Lanson black label champagne (you have to have some bubbly!)
Out of the fridge we have:
Australian Shiraz
Argentinian Malbec
Bordeaux and Burgundy - I managed to find some of the '97 of both of these :cheers:
....oh and some McWilliams 2005 (just in case my old mate Tune Essence pops in!)
LBV Port (of course - and there's a decent slab of stilton to go with it)
There's also a couple of malts: Laphroaig and Glenmorangie at the moment - please feel free to suggest others.
I have cassis to mix a Kir with should anyone wish and a couple of barrels of 6X for the real ale drinkers among us.
Chaps - I will happily pour for you or please feel free to help yourself.
Ladies - I will serve you the drink of your desire, wearing nothing but my bartender's apron :rascal:
The bar remains open until late tomorrow night - any takers? drinkies

Will

16 Jan 2010

A good Single Speyside will do me. NO ice.... thanks
xxxxx

16 Jan 2010

Woo hoo! :bounce:
Hello Will! kiss

Kir Royale here please smile

16 Jan 2010

A Johnny Walker Black Label if you please.... :-)
And as a nightcap I may tempt myself into a Glenfiddich ;-)

16 Jan 2010

Splendid - I've always thought you were very discerning, one Speyside coming up and OF COURSE, no ice (I would expect nothing less than perfect taste from you).
PK kiss

- If anyone was going to ask for a Kir Royale, I was expecting it to be you. worship

Always a pleasure passionkiss

Kaz - One Kir coming up, I have some Chablis reserved for just such a purpose! Feel free to nibble away (I'll just make myself comfortable! :twisted smile

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Steve!! Glad to see you are still around. A JW black label and *Will fumbles around in the back of the cupboard for the funny triangular bottle* one Glenfiddich coming up!
Will

16 Jan 2010

Water please lol

:angel:

16 Jan 2010

Tan!! I was gonna ask for a glass of milk and you've ruined it now lol

Hello Will wave

xxxx

16 Jan 2010

Quote by Tan--Kinky
Water please :angel:

Oi!! I won't have language like that in my bar. Get out! :lol:
Will

16 Jan 2010

Quote by willxx69
Water please :angel:

Oi!! I won't have language like that in my bar. Get out! :lol:
Will
:dry: No! I don't want to get out :sad: Sets up a new bar flipa

Fire are ya coming in?
please

16 Jan 2010

Quote by Firelizard
Tan!! I was gonna ask for a glass of milk and you've ruined it now
Hello Will
xxxx

Hello, my dear! A long time no speak. I CAN serve milk (but only if it is warmed and has whisky added to it). Why not entrust yourself to my care and let me look after you! :rascal: :twisted:. But then, Sappho did that once - and look what happened to her! :lol:
Will

16 Jan 2010

*browses the list*
Mmmm, the list is good, but I'm in a cheap and cheerful mood tonight. ;)
*skips back to the fridge and returns with a glass of Rose*
wave

Is the jaquzzi on? I'd drag Neil along, but he's been visiting Stella today and is currently curled up asleep on the sofa. smile

16 Jan 2010

Quote by little gem
*browses the list*
Mmmm, the list is good, but I'm in a cheap and cheerful mood tonight. ;)
*skips back to the fridge and returns with a glass of Rose*

Is the jaquzzi on? I'd drag Neil along, but he's been visiting Stella today and is currently curled up asleep on the sofa.

Oooh, I forgot the Rose - that's very remiss of me. Thank you for the reminder.
Someone mentioned nibbles - how about some blinis with smoked salmon. The standard may not be this high EVERY weekend - but it has been a long time.
I would ask you to give Neil a nudge - but I don't suppose it would do any good. Just off to make the stuffing and the crumble for tomorrow's lunch (actually, not kidding!). Back soon!
Will

16 Jan 2010

Put him a real ale aside, he'll be in tomorrow, no doubt. ;)
Now, to your culinary tastes.... I was hoping you had a better palette than to put stuffing and crumble together! :shock:
Although, I do like a good stuffing, now and then. ;)

16 Jan 2010

*feeds Kaz a blini*
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16 Jan 2010

Oooooooooooooooh can I have a large one please Will?! :rascal: kiss

16 Jan 2010

Quote by Dirtygirly
Oooooooooooooooh can I have a large one please Will?! :rascal:

*hands DG a glass of vodka & diet coke and invites her into the jaquzzi*
:rascal:

16 Jan 2010

A glass of the bubbly stuff please Will.
Room for one more in there, Gem?

16 Jan 2010

:rascal:
I'm liking this thread more and more as the minutes pass.
Of course there is room Nola.
Now, would you like that champagne serving in a glass or off DG's ample bussom? ;)

16 Jan 2010

Quote by little gem
Oooooooooooooooh can I have a large one please Will?! :rascal:

*hands DG a glass of vodka & diet coke and invites her into the jaquzzi*
:rascal:
*strips* :rascal:
*dips toe* :twisted:

16 Jan 2010

Easy DG, you're supposed to strip slowly and alluringly, not just fling your knickers at the light fittings and dive bomb in here!
Eager beaver! ;)
lol

16 Jan 2010

Hello, hello, it's suddenly got interesting in here.
How lovely to see you DG passionkiss

for the record - the stuffing and crumble are NOT together. It's an apricot crumble and the stuffing is best described as sage, onion and mushroom.
Now to more important things - who wants a top up?
*Will gets in more Champagne as there seems to have been a run on the stuff, turns DOWN the temperature in the Jacuzzi - the nipples look better that way!! :rascal: :twisted: and re-stocks the fridge.*
Will

16 Jan 2010

what NO CIDER!!!!! :doh:
What kinda bar you running here? smackbottom

16 Jan 2010

Quote by Gufuncouple
what NO CIDER!!!!! :doh:
What kinda bar you running here?

A sophisticated one! lol

Right, a glass of fizzy apple juice in the corner there (sorry, I'm being unfair).
Welcome to the party!
Will

16 Jan 2010

Quote by little gem
Easy DG, you're supposed to strip slowly and alluringly, not just fling your knickers at the light fittings and dive bomb in here!
Eager beaver! ;)

Erm... too late? dunno

*watches floating bewbies* :rascal:
Lovely to see you too Will! Too long! kiss

16 Jan 2010

Quote by Dirtygirly
Too long!

:shock: What do you mean it's too long? Never known that as a problem before!
Will

17 Jan 2010

Well in that case, I'll have a bottle of the Chateau Petrus '48' you got hidden under the bar there, one glass and i'll go sit in the corner.
:undecided:

17 Jan 2010

Quote by willxx69
Too long!

:shock: What do you mean it's too long? Never known that as a problem before!
Will
Can you just show me it so I can make sure... you know, that it's not too long?! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

17 Jan 2010

Will!

Gin and tonic for me please - ice, no lemon.
Er, and don't bother with the apron :twisted:

17 Jan 2010

Gufuncouple - oh you do have excellent (and expensive) taste. Chateau Petrus (as I am sure you know) has a reasonable claim to being the best wine in the world. The '48 would cost tens of thousands a bottle! :shock: :shock:
DG - pass me your hand - purely for measurement purposes, you understand! :rascal:
FB!!!!!!! I was hoping you would drop by,

assionkiss: :passionkiss:
Now then, how's the port situation looking? It's getting to that time of night when it might be needed.
Will

17 Jan 2010

Nevermind the corner, more the merrier G!
Port, I've never really understood the joys. Maybe it's an under 30 and never had a good one thing? Or maybe it's just not to my taste?
DG, don't just look at the boobies! ;)
:rascal: