...which Buzzed in the Nighttime!
So, I woke up this morning at some unearthly hour (about 4:30 ish.) I could hear a strange noise. It sounded like some sort of roadworks being done, like a drill or somesuch thing. In my room. How odd!
I turned on a lamp and began to investigate.
To be fair, I should have headed straight for the drawer which houses my collection of 'toys' but it was early and I was half asleep. So, having looked all over and getting more and more puzzled, I eventually arrive at the chest of drawers.
The drill noise? It was a vibrator which had switched itself on, buzzing away. The base of the vibrator was against the edge of the wooden drawer, hence the weirdly drill-like sound.
Okay, so now I knew what it was, but how on earth did it switch itself on?
I checked the on/off switch. It wasn't loose. I looked around the drawer, nothing seemed to have fallen on it.
I went back to bed, slightly perturbed.
So, the Strange Case of the Vibrator which Buzzed in the Nighttime.
Any ideas?
Have you ever been known to do things in your sleep? My sister has a habit, particularly when stressed, of sleep walking and putting things in strange places..... Any chance you could have had a naughty dream and maybe felt the need to satisfy yourself?
even our spectral guests get a touch of the 'moists'
let's not begrudge them a little light relief.
lp
oooOOOOoooohhhhh Spooky!!!
Maybe you've got your own entity ... That film is sooooo horny!!
Having had something similar happen to me I've got into the habit of loosening the tops or even removing batteries for fear of it happening again :eeek:
there have been huge developments in dildo technology. yours has got a chip in it which can detect fanny. so even if you let off a queef in your sleep it can detect this and switch itself on. obviously it worked.
some types can be turned on by a vibration of the same resonant frequency. once they physically begin to vibrate they switch on and stay on. but mostly its because of the variety of lubricants and body fluids which get into the switch making it conductive in all positions.
I had a period of waking at 3 am for weeks. Couldn't for the life of me work out why.
Eventually I was so used to it I woke just before 3 am. As I lay there I heard 'beep beep'. Just that. Then nothing.
I was too exhausted to investigate at that point but had a dig round the drawers the next day.
It was a simple enough problem. An old digital watch, discarded in the drawer. It was a) 12+3 hours out and b) set to beep at 12 mid-day.
The solution? I chucked it. And I thought it was the problem solved.
I wish!! It took WEEKS to stop waking at 3 am. It was like I had reset my body clock. So now when people mention they are waking regularly at an odd time I always suggest looking for any digital equipment that might be beeping randomly.
I used to work as an Ann Summers organiser and it was only on very rare occasions that I would return home without my case buzzing .... once one started they were all off!!!
a buddy of mine related a tale to me a few years ago. she had used a vibe for a nice wank and promptly dozed off. she awoke some hours later to find the vibe inside her vagina.
) so I would never dream of using it.
at this point, I then heard the noise coming out of my bag, my tooth brush had turned itself on!! no wonder the noise had followed me round the hotel!! 
