Swingle Adjective. Individual with an eye for becoming part of one of more sexual liasons, either physically or mentally.
Origin: Single Not accompanied by another or others; solitary; and Swinger Well mannered, highly amusing type as found wandering the forum highlands and lowlands.
Carpathian
Metrocome
A device which makes a regular clicking noise to assist in the timing of a mutual orgasm
From greek metron = measure
Old english come - an arrival at a place or a condition
McMunch A natural contender for an SH dictionary courtesy of BlueXXX
Def - See munch, and ad a few more Scots :taz: into the festivites.
billy
Alexandra-vb early 21st C:
-'to spread vast amounts of typed prose across a large area, sometimes an entire country, in a very short time, resulting in a widespread lift in morale and a widespread feeling of happiness and excitement'.
Alexandra-vb early 21st C: (2)
to be in several places ( forum rooms) at one and the same time whilst being invisible to significant others....
Gmanxxx
.. that we all read Viz and in particular ' Roger Melly's - Profanisaurus'
The funniest on the planet (just my opinion of course)
Paul
My favourite entry in Mellie's has to be: Crescent Wank
"To arrange one's favoured jazz periodicals in a half moon shape before kneeling in front of them and performing a solo on the spunk trumpet"
Wonderful!
'Finding a peanut in a kebab'
euph: Descriptive of the difficulty encountered when a gentleman attempts to locate the 'wail switch' during foreplay.
Paul
lol lol lol @ art & gman!
Dictionary by Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's bonnet.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing cricket without a box.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.
COMMUNICATION (ko-muu-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the lads.
BUM (bum) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger.
male: The organ for mooning (and farting).
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Sex
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What women do while the man is shagging.
Two more I heard today for the first time in years.
Just had to add them
Liquormortice - The disease that prevents you from getting out of bed the morning after the night before!
Milk of Amnesia - The preperation responsible for the onset of Liquormortice!
Oldies but goodies!
Fred
oar-gasms. Sex in a boat
dork-gasms. Sex with a nerd
door-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house
floor-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum
store-gasms. Sex at the supermarket
horror-gasms. Sex at a Steven King Movie
whore-gasms. Sex with a prostitute
bore-gasms. Sex with an accountant
snore-gasms. Sex while sleeping
Dudley Moore-gasms. Sex with 'Arthur'
Eyeore-gasms. Sex with cartoon donkeys
poor-gasms. Sex while broke
roar-gasms. Sex with a lion
sore-gasms. Sex for hours and hours on end
fore-gasms. Sex on a golf course
more-gasms. Sex with a nymphomaniac
ore-gasms. Sex in a gold mine
pore-gasms. Sex with a dermatologist
Al Gore-gasms. Sex with a politician
toreador-gasms. Sex with a bullfighter
zorro-gasms. Sex with a masked man carrying a sword
Smorgasbord-gasms. Sex at an all you can eat buffet
shuffleboard-gasms. Sex on a cruise ship deck
Singapore-gasms. Sex in Asia
outdoor-gasms. Sex among the wonders of nature
odour-gasms. Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can
'All Aboard'-gasms. Sex on the train
'There's the door'-gasms. Sex that wasn't very satisfying
hard core-gasms. Sex on a half build drive
ignore-gasms. Sex with someone who's not paying attention
score-gasms. Sex with a competitive partner
soar-gasms. Sex while flying
adore-gasms. Sex with a beloved partner
carnivore-gasms Sex with a meat eater
Herbivore-gasms Sex with a vegitarian
Omnivore-gasms Sex with someone who will eat anything
pompadour-gasms. Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo
velour-gasms. Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes
tour-gasms. Sex while travelling
Labrador-gasms. Sex with a big dog
'GonnaScore'-gasms. Sex with Beavis and Butthead
escalator-gasms. Sex on underground
four-gasms. Sex with three of your friends
Thor-gasms. Sex with a Norse God
Borg-gasms. Sex when resistance is futile
Chore-gasms Sex when the football is on
Australian definition of foreplay: "Brace yourself, Charlene!"
Another Australian definition of foreplay:
Foreplay-(noun).
The action of placing digit in ring- pull and moving upwards briskly.
So that's why the women of Britain walk around looking so miserable. No one has educated the men in the gentle art of origami.
Lesson one: What is origami?
Origami is the art of ensuring that your partner has satisfying origams every time you...
err...
That's not origami, is it?
SAPPHOCATE (vb)-to be overwhelmed by admiration to the point of being unable to breathe.
swingper (adjectival noun) a blushing swinger compounded from the noun swinger and the verb simper. Occurs under conditions of extreme and undeserved adulation.
Sappho xxx
Except that it is not in the least bit undeserved. :love:
) suggested a new word that made us both laugh 
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