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The Swinging Heaven "Home Alone" Rescue Service

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Hi all,
As a rescued person myself this week, and having read several posts from people who are home alone, some just for the night, some for a longer period, I had this idea.
Why don’t we get a few volunteers together, some guys, some girls, who are prepared to be the Swinging Heaven Angels of Goodness?
Then whenever someone posts a “ Home Alone “ thread and keep these poor lost souls company, either in the thread, via PM, on messenger, or in any other way the particular Angel deems fitting.
I can talk from experience, if it wasn’t for my five darling Angels who have helped me make it through the last few sleepless night, I think I would have cracked up by now.
So what do you think folks, will it run? Or crash and burn?
Xxxxxxx
John
Good plan, poppett.
Quote by Vix
Good plan, poppett.

hiya Gorgeous wink
I'm home alone ....
nope wait .. nah ... damn ....
Morbius is on the sofa watching TV !!!!
Does that count me out?
C x
Quote by hornybathbloke
Home Alone! Help! Help! wink

give us a chance, we aint set it up yet lol
I'd got to feel quite at home in the SHBB house. Now it's been blown up I'm homeless!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I am happy to offer myself as......an Angel :angel:
Now no piss taking at the back.
I've fancied being one for some time now and have a sneaky suspicion that a number of other folk can't wait for the day that I become an Angel as well.
biggrin
Right oh then .................. looks like we need some volunteers, :twisted:
So, who wants to be a S.H.A.G. then, lets get a list going here.
We need some guys for the girls
sone girls for the guys
some bi's for the bi's
and some............................. well you get the idea
And i guess that as i have been so wonderfully saved from 10 days of hell by my Angels, I'd better put my name down under guys for the girls :twisted:
who's next?
Quote by davej
I am happy to offer myself as......an Angel :angel:
Now no piss taking at the back.
I've fancied being one for some time now and have a sneaky suspicion that a number of other folk can't wait for the day that I become an Angel as well.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Your catagory of choice please davej
hmmmm Angels .... showing my age here but I just can't get the image of those nurses out of my head ... remember the series on BBC1????
Davej in a nurses uniform????????? .......bolt
C x
Quote by john45_sw_uk
I am happy to offer myself as......an Angel :angel:
Now no piss taking at the back.
I've fancied being one for some time now and have a sneaky suspicion that a number of other folk can't wait for the day that I become an Angel as well.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Your catagory of choice please davej
I am happy to oblige in any catagory John as I suspect my inane drivel will only serve to remind them of how lucky they are to actually be alone.......
....see I am coming at it from a different angle, I don't want to be a crutch, a support type Angel ,I wanna be a modern Angel and help the lonely to be more satisfied with their loneliness.
Quote by davej
....see I am coming at it from a different angle, I don't want to be a crotch, a support type Angel ,I wanna be a modern Angel and help the lonely to be more satisfied with their loneliness.

Hmmmm the more I read the more a jockstrap comes into mind
wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
C x
i would offer myself as an angel but when i asked crystal she said errm after 5 mins of laughing .."u an angel not a fricking chance " and then started laughing again ....
so im going to volenteer her for laughing at me :P
id say she comes under bi for bi smile
matt
Great Plan John hun
and thanks for rescuing me from being home alone too
biggrin :D
Quote by Calista

....see I am coming at it from a different angle, I don't want to be a crotch, a support type Angel ,I wanna be a modern Angel and help the lonely to be more satisfied with their loneliness.

Hmmmm the more I read the more a jockstrap comes into mind
wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
C x
Is this a crafty way of saying I'm full of bollocks :shock:
I will have you know that I was an Angel many years ago in a school production. Resplendant in a Poly cotton sheet with a halo of tinsel wound around a bent coat hanger. I was too young to master the Harp, but was required to play a short rendition of 'Little Town Of Bethlehem on my recorder. :smug:
Quote by davej

....see I am coming at it from a different angle, I don't want to be a crotch, a support type Angel ,I wanna be a modern Angel and help the lonely to be more satisfied with their loneliness.

Hmmmm the more I read the more a jockstrap comes into mind
wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
C x
Is this a crafty way of saying I'm full of bollocks :shock:
I will have you know that I was an Angel many years ago in a school production. Resplendant in a Poly cotton sheet with a halo of tinsel wound around a bent coat hanger. I was too young to master the Harp, but was required to play a short rendition of 'Little Town Of Bethlehem on my recorder. :smug:
How I wish we'd known that before Sat night....you could have given us a rendition :giggle:
Quote by davej

....see I am coming at it from a different angle, I don't want to be a crotch, a support type Angel ,I wanna be a modern Angel and help the lonely to be more satisfied with their loneliness.

Hmmmm the more I read the more a jockstrap comes into mind
wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
C x
Is this a crafty way of saying I'm full of bollocks :shock:
I will have you know that I was an Angel many years ago in a school production. Resplendant in a Poly cotton sheet with a halo of tinsel wound around a bent coat hanger. I was too young to master the Harp, but was required to play a short rendition of 'Little Town Of Bethlehem on my recorder. :smug:
personally i would've thought that "little donkey" was more appropriate ???

C x
Quote by Calista

....see I am coming at it from a different angle, I don't want to be a crotch, a support type Angel ,I wanna be a modern Angel and help the lonely to be more satisfied with their loneliness.

Hmmmm the more I read the more a jockstrap comes into mind
wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
C x
Is this a crafty way of saying I'm full of bollocks :shock:
I will have you know that I was an Angel many years ago in a school production. Resplendant in a Poly cotton sheet with a halo of tinsel wound around a bent coat hanger. I was too young to master the Harp, but was required to play a short rendition of 'Little Town Of Bethlehem on my recorder. :smug:
personally i would've thought that "little donkey" was more appropriate ???

C x
rotflmao
Look you dress how you want and leave me to my own little fetish.....I'm hurting no one.
I'm not going to be accepted as an Angel am I :cry:
Sorry, sneaked off to watch Dog Soldiers, :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: then thought better of it and came back redface
so, gimme a minute to work out how far we've got.
i say anyone who offers to be an angel should be smile so leave him alone to fly around with his recorder :P
crystal :)
ere wait a min ... fly up here and beet matt up 4 me jusd realisd he put my name down ..:)
Quote by oliveoyl
Great Plan John hun
and thanks for rescuing me from being home alone too
biggrin :D

Anytime passionkiss , hope it all works out wink
Quote by john45_sw_uk
Sorry, sneaked off to watch Dog Soldiers, :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: then thought better of it and came back redface
so, gimme a minute to work out how far we've got.

OK, so we have:
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Girls for guys
Bi’s for Bi’s
Crystal
Up for anyone
Davej
Have I missed anyone?
Oh, yes.. where was I?
Soz, wandered off into RL for a mo.
Yes.
Me.
Girls fror guys, or girls for that matter. ;)
wave Bi girl here looking for an angel please....apply within :angel:
Angel offering services too ...get back via pm :twisted: :twisted:
you can put me down for guys for girls, i love chatting on msn and i can be clean too as well as rude lol wink
Well I am happy to be a SHAG for any lady that may need my assistance.
Mrs McC would probably be a SHAG for anyone male or female (but she is not here just now so must check this one out!).
If all else fails I am happy to be in the DaveJ category.
McC
actually am on my own now so whos chatting lol lol
Seeing as you suggested that I put my name forward John, here I am... for lovely single chappies....
Possum (placing halo as we speak) xx
cool
great idea John......
Have done my stint for now but don't mind being a reserve angel if needs be!!