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The things you see when you haven't a camera or a gun.......

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Camera: To capture steveg walking after a 'sharp sand' incident
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Camera: To capture steveg walking after a 'sharp sand' incident

Gun for Carpy to shoot at Steve AFTER the sharp sand incident!
lol :lol:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Davej wrote:
gun: anyone over 20 with a baseball cap on their head

Davej, I hope you're not coming to the motel munch or the NW munch, if so I'll have to wear a bulletproof jacket with my baseball cap.
Gun: people who write in "text message -ese"
Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
Gun: people who write in "text message -ese"

Camera: Wills face receiving one of these messages :lol2:
Busty...
could have been worse hun...could have been other way around??
GUN - for the next idiot that's adorned their car with more than 2 St George Flags, made a St George cross over their bonnet with red insulating tape, and a flag draped over the parcel shelf mad
GUN - for a certain referee last night ! :taz:
Quote by CopsandNobbers
Camera Seeing Karen from Corrie in chester looking amazing..... lol

Since you didn't have a camera, will my pic here do? ;)
piccy is great , now u could really impress me and tell me that as a struggling actress u made a porn movie to make ends meet..... ahhhhhh tiz good to dream rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
GUN: Noisy students shouting at the top of their voices at 3:00am so that they can wake up the whole neighbourhood up just to prove how clever/idiotic they are. mad
CAMERA (Video): Me as I mow the buggers down with my semi-automatic. :twisted:
GUN: My current Ex
CAMERA: My current Ex
gun: Nobody. No one deserves to die. And anyway why waste the energy?
Camera: Everyone. We all deserve a pic.
Gun - guys on holiday who wear shorts with black socks pulled up.
camera alex female running riot with a gun up and down the prom
Quote by Alex_Female
Gun - guys on holiday who wear shorts with black socks pulled up.

Is that worserer than white sox??
No white socks are worse than black ones!!
Alex_Female.
Ref your sig: But if you're lucky; you get to do it again.
<Db goes to sock drawer to check for black, and whitr sox>
Camera,Steve asleep on the loo at 4am after a night on the piss!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Gun,my friends freaky husband come stalker.
Gun(again),the bloody teletubbies,AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad :x :x :x :x
Clare,xxx
wink
Gun : my ex-landlord who chucked me out three days before Christmas last year for no apparent reason than he is a fat lazy slob who pays his mom to clean his house, will never feel the pleasures of a womans flesh (accidental contact excluded) and will die a sad lonely old man surrounded by empty bargain buckets
Camera : MrsPlumb.............enough said
As I'm over 30 does that mean when I play baseball I shouldn't wear a cap :cry:
Quote by plumber
As I'm over 30 does that mean when I play baseball I shouldn't wear a cap :cry:

My daughter (15) told me that I'm too old for a baseball cap but too young for a flat cap.
Where does that leave me ? ? ? ?
dunno