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just an observation ladies but the tiolet seat rule only ever applies to the seat. the lid lowers too you know and there are hygenic reasons behind the lid being inplace before the loo is flushed. Why don't women close the lid when they have finished? I no most men have trouble with yhe seat but if you could see the bacteria on your toothbrush (if they are in the same bathroom) you would close the lid too! just a thought! all comments welcome!
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just an observation ladies but the tiolet seat rule only ever applies to the seat. the lid lowers too you know and there are hygenic reasons behind the lid being inplace before the loo is flushed. Why don't women close the lid when they have finished? I no most men have trouble with yhe seat but if you could see the bacteria on your toothbrush (if they are in the same bathroom) you would close the lid too! just a thought! all comments welcome!

Don't want to start a domestic, babe, but you don't always replace both or either. It's true!
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just an observation ladies but the tiolet seat rule only ever applies to the seat. the lid lowers too you know and there are hygenic reasons behind the lid being inplace before the loo is flushed. Why don't women close the lid when they have finished? I no most men have trouble with yhe seat but if you could see the bacteria on your toothbrush (if they are in the same bathroom) you would close the lid too! just a thought! all comments welcome!

Don't want to start a domestic, babe, but you don't always replace both or either. It's true!
You know full well i do marya you even commented on it to alex fem! I hope your not confusing the sink with the loo again! i dont want to push puke down the plug whole again!
shall we discuss the other bathroom antics marya?
No - as you said on another thread - you're not into watersports!!!! :giggle:
Hi you two - erm, why is this thread in "Let's meet up"...or for that matter, why is this thread? lol
Mike.
yes mike sorry my mistake will try getting it moved!
Heather weaves her magic, and.... Whoosh!!
Over to The Cafe.
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I thought the only purpose of the lid was for Grandma to put one of those hideous woolly covers on it....
Nah the worst ones now are the clear plastic ones with fish inside me.
Who wants to realy see whats there as you are flushing .... I CERTAINLY DONT!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
God, Yeah - have you seen the barbed wire and drawing pins ones?!?!? NO WAY!
Don't you look to check its gone? lol sorry thats sick! no its not its poo! lmao.
Grandma's fluffy thing on the lid is worse than a loo carpet to catch the dribbles. Anything that soaks up water (except the paper & Loo roll) should be banned from toilets. Next time you visit your gran ask her if she warms tea in the tiolet? If not why the tea cossey?
Always been a rule in any house I have lived in (as an adult) that all parties, male & female, close both the seat and the lid down every time. This way all parties have the same 'effort' (cripes, it's really not that much of a chore) involved before using the loo.
Also, stops the cat getting wet when coming in the bathroom window.
i guess not drowning your pussy is a good enough reason lol Vix.
Poor Peter (our cat) just got de-matted at the vet. Yes, now we have a(nother) shaved pussy.
It's a joke we are hearing rather a lot, at the mo.
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I thought you were meant to put the toilet seat down and the lid because of fen shui rituals :shock: :shock:

In my case i have to make sure the loo is compleatly closed off incase one of the animals get in to the bathroom.
A friend had her kitten drowned in the loo when it was left open.
TS
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Don't you look to check its gone? lol sorry thats sick! no its not its poo! lmao.
Grandma's fluffy thing on the lid is worse than a loo carpet to catch the dribbles. Anything that soaks up water (except the paper & Loo roll) should be banned from toilets. Next time you visit your gran ask her if she warms tea in the tiolet? If not why the tea cossey?

Perhaps when men learn to aim straight ... :twisted:
We have young children in house so a carpet is a necessity as we have a wood floor and water and a wood floor do not mix ...
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Don't you look to check its gone? lol sorry thats sick! no its not its poo! lmao.
Grandma's fluffy thing on the lid is worse than a loo carpet to catch the dribbles. Anything that soaks up water (except the paper & Loo roll) should be banned from toilets. Next time you visit your gran ask her if she warms tea in the tiolet? If not why the tea cossey?

LOL - My mother always used those (along with fluffy loo roll covers and a fluffy mat around the toilet). Always struck me as being terribly unhygienic, but I suppose it was thoughtful of her to provide such a nice breeding ground for germs and bacteria. The other problem was that the cover was so thick, the lid wouldn't stay open on its own. After being whacked on the penis several times as a child, I started sitting down in self defense.
Personally, I've always been in the habit of closing both, and find I get quite annoyed when others don't engage in the same courtesy. I was quite impressed that our bed buddy last night was a lid closer. That's one of the things that really annoyed me about our last partner, who habitually left both the lid and the seat up. *grr* Then again, he was a Welshman. :P
~Randy! surprised
P.S. The other thing that annoyed me about that particular partner was that, afterwards, he & Vix stayed up all night reminiscing about 70's British children's TV shows while I was desperately trying to get some sleep. After about an hour of this, they gloriously fell silent! Blessed relief!! It was short-lived, though, as 3 min later one of them enthusiatically shouted, "Mr. Ben!!" This went on ALL night...then, around 6am, they figured it might be a good idea to wake me up and teach me a song in Welsh. rolleyes
sospan fach.
Natch.
LMAO rease. I used to live in a house that had a loo the seat wouldn't stay up on. The anoying thing was you lift it up and it stayed! Then when you wasn't looking wack!!! A black and blue todger lol!

FFS Its a toilet seat we a talking about. rolleyes
If its down put it up, if its up put it down.
What's the problem?
We're all grown ups aren't we? I'm sure there are far more important things in life than the position of a bog seat!
JQL i hope your loo isn't in the same room as your toothbrush thats all i'm saying! lol
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FFS Its a toilet seat we a talking about. rolleyes
If its down put it up, if its up put it down.
What's the problem?
We're all grown ups aren't we? I'm sure there are far more important things in life than the position of a bog seat!

well said!!!
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FFS Its a toilet seat we a talking about. rolleyes
If its down put it up, if its up put it down.
What's the problem?
We're all grown ups aren't we? I'm sure there are far more important things in life than the position of a bog seat!

well said!!!
Men! Sheesh!! :roll:
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JQL i hope your loo isn't in the same room as your toothbrush thats all i'm saying! lol

It is, has been for the last 48 years and will continue to be for the rest of my life. I'm fit and well. Very rarely get colds, the flu or stomach bugs either. The stomach bugs I do get are usually down to a bad meal somewhere.
I suppose that means I have a better toilet cleaning and hygene system than you lol
Don't get me started on cleaning matters, that would really bore the pants off everyone. biggrin

Who has to service the bedrooms and bathrooms after drunken revellers have spent the night, usually speaking to God on the great white telephone or, more is the case, attempting to and missing?
Who has to clean the Hotel and/or Restaurant toilets (gents and ladies) daily or more frequently especially after parties?
Hoteliers have toand quite often the toilets are such a mess that the management or owners will do them themselves because it isn't fair or right to ask the staff to do them.
The MRSA problem was brought about by a lax hygene system i.e. no one wanted to get down on their hands and knees and scrub with bleach. They took the lazy way out - exotic chemicals.
It takes less than 10 minutes to thoroughly clean a properly designed bathroom using Vim/Ajax and bleach. None of those airy fairy clemicals you find in Tesco containing aadvark dribble or toad sweat or whatever is the ingredient of the month. Bleach and Vim and do it properly.
And if you don't know how to clean a plastic bath using Vim without scratching it - shame on you!

Remember: If a job's worth doing, its worth doing properly and that includes cleaning your bathroom.
I developed the habit of lowering the lid every time after I noticed my dog likes to drink out the loo and then come over to me and give me a kiss on the face :shock:
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I developed the habit of lowering the lid every time after I noticed my dog likes to drink out the loo and then come over to me and give me a kiss on the face :shock:

Wise Habit :shock:
<<< lost count the amount of times hubby has left the seat up...and me having a titchy butt...i fall down the bugger with me legs waggling in the air like a prat. Revenge = putting cling film on the loo so that when he "goes" ......well u get the picture HeHeHe (only one problem...if he dicides to do the "other HaHaHa).Ladies...i find that if u have a man that doesnt put it down....threaten him with shutting the loo seat hard on it a few times normally works :P :twisted: :twisted: