So we're going out for lunch and, according to my wife, I have not the first clue about how to dress. So she's in the bath and I select this blue shirt, just an ordinary blue shirt, and I have this powder blue sweater which I put on too. How can I go wrong?
I walk in the bathroom and she says, "You can't possibly go in that", and say why not, and she says, "Can't you tell the colours don't go together.
Now guys, help me here, I can see that some colours don't go together, and I can see that some shades of the same colour don't go together, but is there ANY shade of blue that doesn't go with another shade of blue?
I thank God I only have five pairs of shoes with a choice of wearing brown or black.
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The trouble with colours
Sex God
:shock: you mean you DARED to presume you could get dressed without her already sanctioning your choice of outfit!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
tut, she gives you way too much freedom if you ask me.. and look where it has got her.. she had to expend energy to yell at you!
should go back to the tried and tested way...... make you go out NAKED!
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tut, she gives you way too much freedom if you ask me.. and look where it has got her.. she had to expend energy to yell at you!
should go back to the tried and tested way...... make you go out NAKED!
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Sex God
well Musketeer, i entirely take your point. but you're entirely wrong!
it's a well known fact that men can only actually see about 16 colours. for example dark blue and light blue we can manage! the thousand or so shades in between from a woman's perspective simply don't exist to us, so we often fall into the trap of calling say crimson , scarlet , cherry etc red. which is wrong. and stupid. and will get you into a shit load of trouble.
just something to bear in mind for future reference mate!
hope that helps.
neil x x x ;-)
it's a well known fact that men can only actually see about 16 colours. for example dark blue and light blue we can manage! the thousand or so shades in between from a woman's perspective simply don't exist to us, so we often fall into the trap of calling say crimson , scarlet , cherry etc red. which is wrong. and stupid. and will get you into a shit load of trouble.
just something to bear in mind for future reference mate!
hope that helps.
neil x x x ;-)
Many moons ago the DSS (or whatever it was called then) dragged me in for some kind restart " let's massage the unemplyment statistics" scheme.
Before taking their aptitude test I had informed them on a health status questionnaire that I am colour blind with a red / green deficiency.
In spite of this, they came to the conclusion that I would make an excellent electrician or electronics technician.
When I pointed out the obvious risks of having a colour blind sparks wire your house they suggested that I apply to London Underground for a job as a train driver
Before taking their aptitude test I had informed them on a health status questionnaire that I am colour blind with a red / green deficiency.
In spite of this, they came to the conclusion that I would make an excellent electrician or electronics technician.
When I pointed out the obvious risks of having a colour blind sparks wire your house they suggested that I apply to London Underground for a job as a train driver
Warming the Bed
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: @ Riff Raff
Sex God
Before you go out all you've got to do is tell her that her bum looks big in whatever she's wearing and she won't be thinking about what you've got on!!
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Before you go out all you've got to do is tell her that her bum looks big in whatever she's wearing and she won't be thinking about what you've got on!!
<<< keeps his head right down watching all the pots go flying in TE's direction >>>
good point well made though!
you mad fool!neil x x x ;-)
